Funny SEO Question & Answer by Wife & Husband

Question: What did an SEO husband say to his wife after delivery of their twins?

Answer: For the first time I am happy with duplicate content.

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  1. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

    2. Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

  2. Husband aur wife in hotel

    3. Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

  3. Angry wife to her husband

    4. An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]

  4. Husband to a newly wed wife

    5. Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

  5. Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?

    6. Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

  6. If u were my husband / wife

    7. If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee If you were my wife I would drink it.

  7. Husband sent a text to his wife at night

    8. Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of […]

  8. Wife treats husband

    9. A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]

  9. A Blind wife and a deaf husband.

    10. A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne

  10. Husband, wife & spare tyre

    11. HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

  11. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

    12. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

  12. Happy Mother's Day! To Wife From Husband

    13. I don't say it enough. I don't say it loud enough. I don't say it with as much passion as I feel. I don't say it when I always should. But, here I go... I married a fantastic woman and I want the world to know that I LOVE YOU with everything that I am!! […]

  13. What 1 question would you ask?

    14. Suppose im hypnotised for a minute. . . . . Im under ur control, and u can ask me one question. What will u ask? Reply me fast.

  14. Husband at the bank

    15. Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

  15. Nagative answer

    16. By expecting a negative answer, Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?" To satisfy his girl, the boy reply a negative answer: "Nothing of these, I haven't done."

  16. 5 funny facts of life

    17. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]

  17. Answer these questions instantly

    18. Answer these questions instantly. U can't take ur time, answer them immediately . Ok? 1:-u are participating in a race. U overtake the second person. What position are u in ? 2:-If u overtake the last person, then u are? Click here for Answers

  18. Question by a student !!

    19. Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then... How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?

  19. Husband was seriously ill

    20. Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife […]

  20. No for an answer

    21. When God gives us 'NO' for an answer Keep in mind that there is a much greater 'YES' behind it. His 'NO' is not a 'REJECTION', But a 'REDIRECTION' :-)

  21. Wife said I'm dying

    22. Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

  22. Life gives answer in 3 ways

    23. Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, It says no and gives u something better, It says wait and gives u the Best!

  23. A woman shoots her husband.

    24. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Click here or below for the answer

  24. Cover your answer sheet

    25. The funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor comes and says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P

  25. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

    26. Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

  26. Wife: If I die what will u do?

    27. Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

  27. Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?

    28. wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

  28. Faithful and unfaithful husband thinking

    29. An unfaithful husband Thinks of other women When he sleeps with his wife. A faithful husband thinks Of his wife when he sleeps With other women

  29. Your husband needs rest

    30. Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you.!!

  30. Happy New Year Message For Husband

    31. You Are A Man That I Can Marry Every Year, I Never Regret Being With You And This Year I Promise To Make You Even More Proud For Having Me As Your Wife. Happy New Year to my dearest hubby/husband.

  31. Wife came home with a goat.

    32. Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

  32. A line on a Husband's T shirt

    33. A line written on a Husband's T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:-P

  33. Daughter will snag a better husband

    34. Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.