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Question: What did an SEO husband say to his wife after delivery of their twins?

Answer: For the first time I am happy with duplicate content.

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  1. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

    2. Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

  2. If u were my husband / wife

    3. A Churchill-style husband-wife exchange about coffee and consequences. If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee If you were my wife I would drink it.

  3. Husband wife mein larai hoi

    4. A husband and wife have a fight, she tells him dinner is poison, and his response shows he heard her perfectly. Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

  4. Cricket match, Wife and husband

    5. A husband picks the worst moment to ask his wife how he looks — right as a batsman hits a six on television. Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, "DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi' CHAKKAAAA!!!

  5. Husband aur wife in hotel

    6. Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

  6. Angry wife to her husband

    7. An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]

  7. Husband to a newly wed wife

    8. Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

  8. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

    9. A biology-based comparison of husband and wife that favors the wife's side. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

  9. Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay

    10. Wife wishes husband were an SMS she could save forever; husband says he wishes she were a ringtone he could change every week. Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

  10. Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?

    11. Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

  11. New Year Prayers for Your Husband or Wife

    12. Prayers and duas to send your husband or wife as the year turns, for their health, their work and the marriage you share. Christian and Muslim prayers are labelled so you can pick what fits. New Year prayers for our marriage Honey, it’s my prayer that as we grow old together our love becomes stronger.Having […]

  12. Husband sent a text to his wife at night

    13. Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of […]

  13. Wife treats husband

    14. A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]

  14. A Blind wife and a deaf husband.

    15. A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne

  15. Husband, wife & spare tyre

    16. HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

  16. Happy Mother's Day! To Wife From Husband

    17. I don't say it enough. I don't say it loud enough. I don't say it with as much passion as I feel. I don't say it when I always should. But, here I go... I married a fantastic woman and I want the world to know that I LOVE YOU with everything that I am!! […]

  17. Husband was seriously ill

    18. A husband-wife joke where doctor's orders lead to an unexpected question. Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the […]

  18. What 1 question would you ask?

    19. Suppose im hypnotised for a minute. . . . . Im under ur control, and u can ask me one question. What will u ask? Reply me fast.

  19. Husband at the bank

    20. Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

  20. Nagative answer

    21. A grammar trick joke where a boy's double-negative accidentally admits everything. By expecting a negative answer, Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?" To satisfy his girl, the boy reply a negative answer: "Nothing of these, I haven't done."

  21. Answer these questions instantly

    22. Answer these questions instantly. U can't take ur time, answer them immediately . Ok? 1:-u are participating in a race. U overtake the second person. What position are u in ? 2:-If u overtake the last person, then u are? Click here for Answers

  22. Happy New Year My Wife: Wishes & Messages for Wife

    23. For the woman who kept the house, the family and you going all year. Choose a romantic, thankful, prayerful or short Happy New Year message for your wife, or one in Roman Urdu. Romantic Happy New Year wishes for wife Happy New Year! To the best wife, mother, lover and friend. I love you honey […]

  23. Question by a student !!

    24. Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then... How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?

  24. 5 funny facts of life

    25. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]

  25. Will You Be My Valentine? Cute, Funny & Paragraph Messages

    26. Asking someone to be your Valentine is easier when you have the words ready. Pick a cute, funny or longer paragraph ask below, with separate sections for a crush and for your wife or husband. What does "will you be my Valentine" mean? "Will you be my Valentine?" (also texted as "will u be my […]

  26. No for an answer

    27. When God gives us 'NO' for an answer Keep in mind that there is a much greater 'YES' behind it. His 'NO' is not a 'REJECTION', But a 'REDIRECTION' :-)

  27. Life gives answer in 3 ways

    28. Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, It says no and gives u something better, It says wait and gives u the Best!

  28. Cover your answer sheet

    29. The funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor comes and says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P

  29. Husband - tum kon hoo ?

    30. Husband asks wife who she is; when she protests he'd forgotten her, he says alcohol erases every sorrow. Husband - tum kon hoo Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai

  30. Wife said I'm dying

    31. Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

  31. A woman shoots her husband.

    32. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Click here or below for the answer

  32. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

    33. Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

  33. Happy New Year Wishes for Husband

    34. For wives who want to tell their husband something real this New Year: a romantic line, a proper thank you for the year, or a dua for him. Romantic New Year messages for husband It's true we were made for each other.The time we have been together has proved this,and I thank God for having […]