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Love has no age....
A Shakespeare joke with a funny twist at the end. For when you want to bring up an age gap with humor instead of awkwardness.
Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
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