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1. Life is like a MOVIE...

Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad - DRAMA If u r afraid - SUSPENSE If u r angry - ACTION When u look at the mirror - HORROR

2. Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie

Question: Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Answer: Because below 18 was not allowed.

3. Moral of the movie Ghajini...

Moral of the movie Ghajini... Whenever going to meet your girlfriend Make sure u have your cell phone.. n when u r in deep trouble keep your cell phone silent...

4. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

5. Wife said I'm dying

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

6. Any boyfriend before marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

After 6 working days of a week, the day following Saturday is called Sunday. People love to enjoy Sunday with families and friends by sending happy Sunday message or quote.. Some popular way of searching Sunday SMS is by using following keywords Sunday sms, Sunday messages, Sunday wishes, have a nice Sunday, great Sunday sms, […]

8. Husband at the bank

Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

9. 5 funny facts of life

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]

10. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

11. Enjoy The SunDay Every Day

Every SunDay Starts With Some 'Expectation' But Every SunDay Ends with Some 'Experience' This is Life. So, Enjoy The SunDay Every Day. Happy Sunday!!

12. Blessed Sunday Morning Msg

Make A Decision To Enjoy This Sunday No Matter What Comes Your Way. Embrace This Day With Gladness Even If Your Blue Skies Turn Grey. Enjoy Life's Little Blessings And Be Thankful For Another Day. Have A Nice Sunday!

13. itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

14. Husband aur wife in hotel

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

15. Husband was seriously ill

Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife […]

16. Angry wife to her husband

An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]

17. Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

18. I found Aladin's lamp today. :P

Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P . Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D . . Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. . Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-* . Did he do that ?? . Husband : He laughed and said multiplication […]

19. Wife comes home late at night

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she […]

20. Lovely Sunday Greetings

May Your Sunday Be Brighter Than Your Past. May You Come Across With Lots Of Adventure And Enjoyment So That You Wait For The Next Sunday To Come So That You Can Enjoy It To The Core. Have An Exciting Sunday.

21. Forget about it!!

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]

22. Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?

wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

23. Wife: If I die what will u do?

Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

24. Pathan's wife bought sweater

Pathan's wife bought a Beautiful sweater for her husband... She sent it to him by parcel Along with a note ... That said "the buttons of d sweater r removed Since they were too heavy & added To the postage. U'll find 'em In d right hand pocket of the sweater"

25. Secret of successful marriage

A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!

26. Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

27. Want to win or to be happy?

A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion, Wife Finally Said: "Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended

28. Sunday Binds Together

Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week. Enjoy Sunday!

29. My Girlfriend Told Me

My Girlfriend Told Me If I Bought Her One More Stupid Gift She Would Burn It So I Bought her A Candle :P

30. Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]

31. Wife treats husband

A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]

32. Husband sent a text to his wife at night

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of […]

33. Have a relaxing & great Sunday

After Eating A Lovely Sunday Dinner, And Eating Some Ice Cream, Go Out Enjoy The Day And Relax Your Mind. Prepare For The Week Ahead, Get Well Rested And Have A Great Sunday.