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My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM
Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM
Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P
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****************** ****************** ****************** ******THE END****** You have just watched my new film "Taare mobile per" ;-)
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