Her bhikar k hath me mobile

Hindi Funny SMS

Kya aap Jante he ki
"Dheeru Bhai Ambani"
ka akhri sapna kya tha
?
?
?
ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,
or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

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