Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

Hindi Marriage SMS

Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:p

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  1. Shadi se pehle & shadi k baad

    2. Is sawal ka jawab do Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..? Its challenge 4 u!

  2. 2 Dost suicide kernay gayai

    3. 2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job."

  3. Shadi me 1 pathan

    4. Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon, per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.

  4. Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend

    5. A Simple fact: Boys Can Never B Satisfied With 3 Things In Life: -Mobile -Bike -Girlfriend Because; There Is Always A Better Model Available In Future ;)

  5. Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se

    6. Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se, Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se, Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se, Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se, Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se, Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se, Ya phir dekho Ambreen se, Nahi to shayed Nosheen se, Or hosakta hai k Zareen se, Warna setting to […]

  6. Shadi bohut zarori hay

    7. Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai.. Kyon ki..? Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..    

  7. My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

    8. Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

  8. Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

    9. Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

  9. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

    10. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutty k bachy. Boy: WHAT???? Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

  10. Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

    11. Hoslay saray azma baithay, Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay, Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay, Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

  11. Sharif aadmi shadi k baad

    12. Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola: Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo! B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain

  12. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

    13. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

  13. Taaray mobile per

    14. ****************** ****************** ****************** ******THE END****** You have just watched my new film "Taare mobile per" ;-)

  14. Same mobile phone chargers

    15. Life would be so much easier If everyone had the same mobile phone charger:-P

  15. A mobile is like women

    16. A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

  16. New mobile lia hay

    17. Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me usb infrared blue tooth double camera touch screen mp3 player 8 GB memory kuch bhi nahin hay:p

  17. Mobile texting with a low battery

    18. Mobile Texting With 3% Battery Is A Lot Like The Band Playing While Titanic Sank

  18. Modern Proposal in Mobile Era

    19. - Modern Proposal in Mobile Era- Sweet Heart, I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Battery Life With You

  19. Boy friends / girl friends ad mobile networks

    20. Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se Jazz B/F:Hello Darling Larki:Or Sunao UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun Larki:Tum Hi To Ho Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun Larki:Sub Keh Do Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra. Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U […]

  20. A Man's Feeling about mobile

    21. A man's feeling . . . It feels like a mini heart attack when i dont find my mobile in my pocket & Its almost like heart fail when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !

  21. Aap k haath main mobile hai..

    22. Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai... SMS ki achi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

  22. Her bhikar k hath me mobile

    23. Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ? ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

  23. Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

    24. Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p

  24. Heart is mobile and u r sim

    25. GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!

  25. Yeh mobile kis ka hay?

    26. ‎4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja. Man: Hello BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon? Man: Han jan lelo BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy? Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi […]

  26. Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,

    27. SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai, Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai, Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai, per SMS aenge kesay? Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai.

  27. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

    28. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..

  28. Friend ship is like a mobile sim.

    29. "FRIENDSHIP" is a sim, which has no activation charges. Free incoming and outgoing with roaming all over the world and it's validity "NEVER ENDs"...

  29. Don't take your mobile inside the bathroom

    30. Don't take your phone inside the bathroom That's probably the only time in whole day When you spend time with yourself only

  30. Yad kertay hain her sans k baad

    31. Sunehri dhoop barsaat k baad, Thori si hansi her baat k baad, Jaisay aati hay subha her raat k baad, Hum aap ko yaad kertay hain her sans k baad..

  31. Wish u a very happy independence day

    32. Halki si dhoop barsat k baad, thori si khushi her baat k baad, Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko, Jashan-e-azadi 1 din k baad.... Wish u a very happy independence day

  32. Dair tak...

    33. Lagta nahi k sath nibhae ga dair tak, Lekin wo muJh ko bhool na pae ga dair tak. . . Jo bhi qareeb aae ga us k usay zaror, wo meri dastan sunae ga dair tak Dhonde ga wo muJhe inhi galiyon me aik "DIN" Dhonde ga,or muJh ko na paae ga dair tak Me […]

  33. Mubarak ho EID Ramadan k baad

    34. Suhani dhoop barsat k baad, Thori si hasi her baat k baad, Usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko, Yeh EID Ramadan k baad. EID Mubarak