Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

Hindi Marriage SMS

The common regret shared by marriage and phone purchases: if only you'd waited just a little longer, the next model would have been so much better.

Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:p

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  1. Shadi se pehle & shadi k baad

    2. A pre- and post-marriage riddle asking what a bride's father gives the groom before the wedding — and quietly reclaims afterward. Is sawal ka jawab do Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..? Its challenge 4 u!

  2. Shadi bohut zarori hay

    3. One-liner marriage joke: marriage is essential in life — because life isn't all happiness, so you might as well guarantee some misery. Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai.. Kyon ki..? Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

  3. Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se

    4. A cascade of women and complications — marriage promised to one, love given to another, and the list of names just keeps growing. Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se, Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se, Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se, Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se, Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se, Lekin […]

  4. 2 Dost suicide kernay gayai

    5. Two friends attempt suicide; one asks God for all the world's suffering. The second friend says that's just a Microsoft job listing. 2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job."

  5. Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend

    6. A Simple fact: Boys Can Never B Satisfied With 3 Things In Life: -Mobile -Bike -Girlfriend Because; There Is Always A Better Model Available In Future ;)

  6. Her bhikar k hath me mobile

    7. A backhanded compliment suggesting you fulfilled Dhirubhai Ambani's last dream — the one about every beggar having a mobile phone. Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ? ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

  7. Same mobile phone chargers

    8. Life would be so much easier If everyone had the same mobile phone charger:-P

  8. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

    9. A funny, tech-flavored friendship SMS comparing a dear friend to a mobile phone that shows up in dreams, lives in the heart, and can't be silenced. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki […]

  9. Yeh mobile kis ka hay?

    10. A man on an unfamiliar phone agrees to every luxury purchase his wife proposes — then wonders who the phone belongs to. ‎4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja. Man: Hello BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon? Man: Han jan lelo BV: Silk […]

  10. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

    11. A thief steals a Sardar's phone and runs — Sardar laughs, because the charger is still in his pocket and he knows exactly what that means. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere […]

  11. New mobile lia hay

    12. A boast about a new phone's impressive feature list — until the final line reveals none of them actually exist. Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me usb infrared blue tooth double camera touch screen mp3 player 8 GB memory kuch bhi nahin hay:p

  12. Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

    13. A philosophical SMS about what you came into the world with and what you'll leave with — ending in a dig about saving money to install CNG in your phone. Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . […]

  13. Aap k haath main mobile hai..

    14. A mock-offended SMS to someone who has a phone, a full inbox, and plenty of messages — yet never sends a single reply. Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai... SMS ki achi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

  14. Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,

    15. Phone fully charged, eyes on the screen, battery ready — but the friends involved guarantee nothing is coming. SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai, Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai, Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai, per SMS aenge kesay? Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai.

  15. Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

    16. Hoslay saray azma baithay, Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay, Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay, Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

  16. My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

    17. Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

  17. Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

    18. Boy proposes; girl says her family won't agree — turns out she has a husband and three children already. Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

  18. Shadi me 1 pathan

    19. Pathan eats for hours at a wedding banquet; explains he had no choice — the invitation card said 'Dinner 7 to 10 PM.' Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon, per kia karon card me likha tha […]

  19. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

    20. A boy nervously asks a girl to marry him at a hotel — gets called a puppy's child, misunderstands the insult, and the conversation spirals from there. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutty k bachy. Boy: WHAT???? Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

  20. Sharif aadmi shadi k baad

    21. Husband sweetly tells wife she is his everything; wife calmly responds that he is now her Farhan, Saad, and Noman combined. Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola: Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo! B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN […]

  21. Taaray mobile per

    22. ****************** ****************** ****************** ******THE END****** You have just watched my new film "Taare mobile per" ;-)

  22. A mobile is like women

    23. A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

  23. Mobile texting with a low battery

    24. Mobile Texting With 3% Battery Is A Lot Like The Band Playing While Titanic Sank

  24. Modern Proposal in Mobile Era

    25. - Modern Proposal in Mobile Era- Sweet Heart, I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Battery Life With You

  25. A Man's Feeling about mobile

    26. A man's feeling . . . It feels like a mini heart attack when i dont find my mobile in my pocket & Its almost like heart fail when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !

  26. Don't take your mobile inside the bathroom

    27. Don't take your phone inside the bathroom That's probably the only time in whole day When you spend time with yourself only

  27. Heart is mobile and u r sim

    28. GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!

  28. Friend ship is like a mobile sim.

    29. Friendship with no charges, free calls, worldwide roaming, and a validity that never expires. "FRIENDSHIP" is a sim, which has no activation charges. Free incoming and outgoing with roaming all over the world and it's validity "NEVER ENDs"...

  29. Boy friends / girl friends ad mobile networks

    30. Romantic conversations between couples styled after the actual advertising taglines of Jazz, Ufone, Zong, Telenor, and Warid. Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se Jazz B/F:Hello Darling Larki:Or Sunao UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun Larki:Tum Hi To Ho Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun Larki:Sub Keh Do Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy […]

  30. Warid menu mein khushamdeed

    31. A fake phone company menu for marriage: press 1 for engagement, press 2 for wedding — and choke the first wife for a second one. Warid menu mein khushamdeed Rishte k liye 1 dabain, Mangni k liye 2 dabain, Shadi k liye 3 dabain, or DOSRI SHADI k lye PEHLI wali ka gala dabain...

  31. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se

    32. Each mobile network gets matched to a different romantic role — but the only girl actually worth marrying is the one without a phone. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se, Pyar kro INSTA wali se, Date maro UFONE wali se, Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se, Gift lo WARID wali se... or .. . shadi kero BAGHAIR […]

  32. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

    33. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

  33. Yad kertay hain her sans k baad

    34. Sunehri dhoop barsaat k baad, Thori si hansi her baat k baad, Jaisay aati hay subha her raat k baad, Hum aap ko yaad kertay hain her sans k baad..