Shadi bohut zarori hay

Hindi Funny SMS

One-liner marriage joke: marriage is essential in life — because life isn't all happiness, so you might as well guarantee some misery.

Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..

Kyon ki..?

Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

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  1. Woh bhi hume yaad kare zarori to nahi

    2. Zindagi sabko milay zaroori to nahi, mohabat sabko milay zaroori to nahi. Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain, woh bhi hume yaad kare zarori to nahi.

  2. Shadi se pehle & shadi k baad

    3. A pre- and post-marriage riddle asking what a bride's father gives the groom before the wedding — and quietly reclaims afterward. Is sawal ka jawab do Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..? Its challenge 4 u!

  3. Muskurati bohut ho

    4. Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho, mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho, dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe, par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

  4. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

    5. The common regret shared by marriage and phone purchases: if only you'd waited just a little longer, the next model would have been so much better. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

  5. Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se

    6. A cascade of women and complications — marriage promised to one, love given to another, and the list of names just keeps growing. Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se, Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se, Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se, Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se, Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se, Lekin […]

  6. Sharif aadmi shadi k baad

    7. Husband sweetly tells wife she is his everything; wife calmly responds that he is now her Farhan, Saad, and Noman combined. Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola: Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo! B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN […]

  7. Safaid libas use bohut pasand tha

    8. safed libas use bohot pasand ta mere jism par " Faraz " aaj me kafan me lipta hon to phir wo roti kyon he .

  8. Bohut bohat EID MUBARAK

    9. Warm Roman Urdu Eid greeting from deep in the heart, praying for happiness, God's mercy, and success for the recipient and their whole family. Khushyon k is pur masarrat moqay per bohut bohat EID MUBARAK dil ki gehraiyun say nikli hoi is dua k sath k... Khuda aap ki aur aap k sab chanay walon […]

  9. Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

    10. Boy proposes; girl says her family won't agree — turns out she has a husband and three children already. Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

  10. Shadi me 1 pathan

    11. Pathan eats for hours at a wedding banquet; explains he had no choice — the invitation card said 'Dinner 7 to 10 PM.' Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon, per kia karon card me likha tha […]

  11. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

    12. A boy nervously asks a girl to marry him at a hotel — gets called a puppy's child, misunderstands the insult, and the conversation spirals from there. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutty k bachy. Boy: WHAT???? Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

  12. Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

    13. Hoslay saray azma baithay, Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay, Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay, Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

  13. Shayari main dimagh nahin dil zarori hay

    14. Shayari main dimagh nahin dil zarori hay, Kuch jigar ka khoon ho shamil zarori hay, Sirf lafzon ki tukbundi shayari nahin hoti, Shair ho dil pay lagnay k qabil zarori hay...

  14. Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai

    15. Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai, K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai, Udasi Ka Sabab Main Kiya Bataon? Gali Kochon Mein sannata bohut Hai, Na milne Ki qasam Kha K Bhi Main Ne, Tujhe Har Raah Mein dhunda bohut Hai, Ye Aankhein Aur Kiya Dekhein Kisi Ko, Inn Aankhon Ne tujhe Dekha bohut […]

  15. Aaj kajal jo lagaya to bohut yaad aaya

    16. aj khoya hua ik dost bohat yaad hai acha guzra hua waqt bohat yad aya meri aankh k her ansu pe rone wala aj jab aankh yeh roi to bohat yaad aya jo mere dard ko seene mein chupa lera tha aj jab dard hua mujhe to bohat yaad aya jo meri aankh mein kajal […]

  16. Kuch log bohut yaad aate hain

    17. Jub yad ka album kholon to, Kuch log bohut yad ate hain, Main guzre dinon ka sochon to, Kuch log bohut yaad ate hain, Ab jane kis nagri main, Soay pare hain muddat se, Main raat gaye tuk jaogon to, Kuch log bohut yaad aate hain Kuch batein theen pholon jesi, Kuch khushbo jese lehje […]

  17. chicken bohut maze ki bani hai

    18. Sardar's wife made unusually tasty chicken; confesses the bird got a little burnt so she applied Burnol (burn ointment) to it. Sardar:Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bani hai kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai ? Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.

  18. Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain

    19. Declares the worst punishment for friends is not a shoe-beating but being made to smell a sweaty sock. Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Wah wah..!! Irshad Irshaad..!! Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain...

  19. Jis ki qurbat main karar bohut hay

    20. Jis ki qurbat main karar bohut hay us ka milna dushwar bohut hay jo meray hathon ki lakiron main nahin us shakhs say mujhey pyar bohut hay

  20. Bohut khush naseeb kal ki rat guzri

    21. Bohat "Khush Naseeb"kal ki "RAAT"Guzri, Kuch"Tanha" par kuch"Khaas" Guzri, Na"Neend"aaie na "Khuwab"koi, Bas"Tere" "Khayalon"ke saath Guzri,

  21. Mera wohi mizaj wohi zoq hoga

    22. Man insists marriage won't change him — he looked forward to getting married before it, and still looks forward to it after. Mein woh nai k shaadi hoi or badal gia, Mera wohi mizaj wohi zoq hoga, Shade se pehle bhi mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga, Shadi k bad bhi mujhe shadi ka shoq […]

  22. Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,

    23. Urdu reminder: clever people are everywhere, so choose carefully who you give your time and trust to. Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge, kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge, choice zara soch k karna, zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge

  23. Mohabbat ka izhaar na karna

    24. Kaha tha tum say...mera intezaar na karna dunya chahey jo kahey tum aitebar na karna Aisa ho chuka hai kayee bar pehlay bhi ab ki bar tum koi bhi sawal na karna Din raat kat rahey hein ab to ussi k khyal mein wo lamhein wo ratein,unko yaad bar bar na karna Zindagi tanha hi […]

  24. Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon nahin ata

    25. Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon nahin ata kahin se laut ker bachpan hamara kyon nahin ata yahan anay ko to har din kissi ke saath ata hai jesay is dil ne reh reh kar pukara kyon nahin ata who jis ki lo mohabbat ki jabeen ka istara thi to phir rastay mai hamary […]

  25. Warid menu mein khushamdeed

    26. A fake phone company menu for marriage: press 1 for engagement, press 2 for wedding — and choke the first wife for a second one. Warid menu mein khushamdeed Rishte k liye 1 dabain, Mangni k liye 2 dabain, Shadi k liye 3 dabain, or DOSRI SHADI k lye PEHLI wali ka gala dabain...

  26. Ghair Ki Nazron Se Wo Khud Ko Bachati Thi Bahut

    27. Khuwaab Min Aa ker Wo Meri Neend Uraati Thi Bahut, Her Ghari Wo Dekh kar Muskurati Thi Bahut, Chor Hi Dena Pada Ghabra kar Us k Shaher Ko, Yaad Uski Raat Din Mujh ko Rulati Thi Bahut, Apni Baahon Me Jab Jakar Leti The Ranjo Alam, Aa k Ek Andaaz Me Mujh ko Hansaati Thi […]

  27. Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut

    28. Hindi sawan (monsoon) verse: the season's heavy rain this year carried memories of an absent person, eyes joining the downpour. Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut, Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi, Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.

  28. Behavior before and after marriage

    29. An observation joke about how marriage behavior changes on both sides. If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)

  29. Never blame a day in ur life

    30. Never blame a day in ur life. Good days give u happiness. Bad days give u experience. Both are essential in life! All are Gods blessings! good night.

  30. Never Blame A Day In Your Life.

    31. Never Blame A Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are Gods' Blessings.. Good Morning

  31. KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna

    32. KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna GHAM ko dil se aazad karna Bas itni guzaarish hai aapse k ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad zaroor karna

  32. Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna

    33. Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna, Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna, Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein, Baydardi se apney dil par vaar na karna.

  33. Mushkilon ko karta Jo aasan hai

    34. Mushkilon ko karta Jo aasan hai, WO asal me hi to ek insan hai ! Gham se ghabara ke Jo himmat chhod de, Buzdili ki uski to pahchan hai ! Zindagi hai ek dariya dard ka, Dard se khele wahi insan hai ! Khushali me sab yaha jee lete hai, Ghum me jeena to alag […]