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Mera wohi mizaj wohi zoq hoga
Mein woh nai k shaadi hoi or badal gia,
Mera wohi mizaj
wohi zoq hoga,
Shade se pehle bhi
mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga,
Shadi k bad bhi mujhe
shadi ka shoq ho ga:p
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