Kaun pagal hoga

Hindi Funny SMS

A girl tells her boyfriend to keep their love secret — then immediately needs to prove it to the friend who said no one would love her.

Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke
bare mein kisi ko mat batana.

Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,
kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega

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  2. Hum pe marta kaun hai?

    3. Pyar me maut se darta kaun hai Pyar ho jaata hai karta kaun hai Aap jaise yar par dunia qurban Aur aap puchte ho k, hum pe marta kaun hai?

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    4. Kab kaun kisi ka hota hai Sub jhootey rishtey naate hain... Sub dil rakhney ki batein hain Sub asal roop chhupate hain... Ikhlaq se khali log yahan Lafzon ke teer chalate hain... I baar nigahon mein aakar Phir saari umar rulate hain... Who jis NE diye hain ashk humein AB us ko bhool hi jaate […]

  4. 1 pagal American se

    5. A madman insists an American is Japanese with such persistence that the American eventually agrees — then the punchline lands. 1 pagal American se: Tum japanese ho na? Amr:Nahi, mein american hon Pg:Nahi tum japnese ho! A:nahi me american hon P:Nahi tum japnese ho A:han han me japnese hon P: Lagte to american ho:p:D

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    6. Romantic Urdu verse about loyalty and friendship builds toward a parting shot comparing the recipient to a monkey. Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna, bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

  6. Bari fursat mein banaya hoga

    7. An insult dressed as a compliment: people say God took His time making you — because, as the SMS explains, idle work only gets done in leisure. Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga.... " simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

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    8. Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi, Jab chand sitare chamak rahe hon, Jab yadon k phool mehek rahe hon, Jab deed ko nain taras rahe hon, jab ankhon se ansu baras rahe hon, Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi Jab tanhai se dil ghabrae ga, Jub tumhein akela pan sataye ga, Jab koi […]

  8. Kabhi unki palkon se humara Intzaar hoga

    9. Kabhi unki palkon se humara Intzaar hoga, Dil ke kissi kone mein humare liye Pyaar hoga, Guzar rahi hai Raat unke Intzaar mein, Kabhi unko humara bhi Intzaar hoga.

  9. Bhoolna tumhain na asaan hoga

    10. Bhoolna tumhain na asaan hoga, jo bhule tumhain woh nadaan hoga. Aap to basti ho rooh mein hamari, Aap humain na bhulain ye apka ehsan hoga.

  10. Sabse loving kaun: TUM

    11. Playful Roman Urdu SMS trading compliments — sweet, loving, cute — between sender and recipient, concluding the best thing is their friendship together. Sabse loving kaun: TUM, sabse sweet kaun: TUM, sabse cute kaun: TUM, in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM

  11. Hum to pagal hain

    12. Rat gehri hai dar bhi saktey hain Hum jo kehtey hain kar bhi saktey hain Aap jo roothey to itna bhi na soocha Hum to pagal hain mar bhi saktey hain

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    13. Aik Pagal: "Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai" Doosra: "Dikha di na usne apni auqat. Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga." :-)

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    14. A Roman Urdu poem where God's excitement about creation ends with a zoo comparison. Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

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  15. Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,

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  16. Mera wohi mizaj wohi zoq hoga

    17. Man insists marriage won't change him — he looked forward to getting married before it, and still looks forward to it after. Mein woh nai k shaadi hoi or badal gia, Mera wohi mizaj wohi zoq hoga, Shade se pehle bhi mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga, Shadi k bad bhi mujhe shadi ka shoq […]

  17. Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,

    18. A Roman Urdu birthday message imagining God celebrating the day He made you. Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga, Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga, Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu, Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker, khud ko akela paya hoga

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    20. Roman Urdu motivational message asking Muslims to carry themselves so well that observers wonder how noble the Prophet must have been. Agar tum muhammad (s,a,w) ki ummat sey ho Tu Apney kirdaar ko itna buland karo K Doosrey log dekh kar kahain Agar ummat aisi hai tu socho nabi kaisa hoga.!

  20. girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style

    21. Girlfriend sends a Fanaa-style romantic couplet about her love consuming her boyfriend — the consuming is entirely financial. girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye subhanallah! !!

  21. A man received an unknown call..

    22. A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]

  22. main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

    23. A girl pledges to give up everything for her boyfriend — parents, food, the whole world — right up until he mentions Star Plus. Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!

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  26. Propose In New Style in Hindi

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    28. Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai? Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han. Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

  28. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..

    29. Munna Bhai's poetic moon comparison to a girl backfires immediately when she turns the night-creature imagery right back at him. MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

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    30. A boy tells his friend a girl is smiling at him. Friend corrects the grammar: she's not smiling at you, she's laughing at you. A boy told his friend, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai". Friend answered: "Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai […]

  30. Girl wearing a very short skirt

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  31. isi liye main usay le ja raha hon

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  32. The are all the same person

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  33. Kisi k PYAR ko bhulana na aya hamain

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