1 pagal American se

Hindi Funny SMS

A madman insists an American is Japanese with such persistence that the American eventually agrees — then the punchline lands.

1 pagal American se:
Tum japanese ho na?

Amr:Nahi, mein american hon
Pg:Nahi tum japnese ho!

A:nahi me american hon
P:Nahi tum japnese ho

A:han han me japnese hon
P: Lagte to american ho:p:D

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