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1. 1 pagal American se

1 pagal American se: Tum japanese ho na? Amr:Nahi, mein american hon Pg:Nahi tum japnese ho! A:nahi me american hon P:Nahi tum japnese ho A:han han me japnese hon P: Lagte to american ho:p:D

2. Pakistani And American

A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School. Teacher : Whats Your Name ? Boy : Ahmad Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today. Boy Went Home. Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad. Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny. Mom & Dad Both […]

3. Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi

Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi, Jab chand sitare chamak rahe hon, Jab yadon k phool mehek rahe hon, Jab deed ko nain taras rahe hon, jab ankhon se ansu baras rahe hon, Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi Jab tanhai se dil ghabrae ga, Jub tumhein akela pan sataye ga, Jab koi […]

4. Aik Pagal dusry se

Aik Pagal: "Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai" Doosra: "Dikha di na usne apni auqat. Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga." :-)

5. kaisa pagal hai khud apne bare main pochta hai

Wo mujhse meri udasion ki waja pochta he, kaisa pagal he dhalti rat k sannate ki wajah pochta hai, Wo mujhse meri barsati aankhon ki waja pochta hai, kaisa pagal hai barish k barasne ki wajeh pochta hai, Wo mujhse meri pasand k bare me pochta hai, kaisa pagal hai khud apne bare main pochta […]

6. Raqebano waiel ogora pagal ta

Pa salgo salgo che ralam sta mehfal ta, Raqebano waiel ogora pagal ta, Taa che okatal pa sro stargo ghusa ke, qasam de hala me nazar sho grewan khpal ta.

7. Hum to pagal hain

Rat gehri hai dar bhi saktey hain Hum jo kehtey hain kar bhi saktey hain Aap jo roothey to itna bhi na soocha Hum to pagal hain mar bhi saktey hain

8. Kaun pagal hoga

Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana. Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega

9. Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,

Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho ?Good Morning?

10. Monkey can read SMS in my country

American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country. Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country. Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...

11. Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho, Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki, BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

12. Latifa kisey kehtey hain

Aik pagal dosre pagal se: Latifa kisey kehtey hain Dosra pagal: Latif ki B.V ko

13. KOI NAAM NAHI AY GA

Ab koi harf-e-dua kam nahi ay ga, Ab wo mehtab sar-e-bam nahi ay ga, Ab dhalay ga na kabi hijr ka jalta suraj, Ab kabi wasl ka hangama nahi ay ga, Ja k us kochay mein hum u hi palat ay gay, Waqt-e-rukhsat koi 2 gham nahi ay ga, Uski galyon mein hamay koi nahi […]

14. Chehray ki khushbu

Kisi k Chehry ki Khushbu ne kar diya pagal Phir us k baad sama ka sama hua pagal jo un se main ne kaha Zindagi bana lo Mujhe To us ne Dheere se ik Lafz Keh diya pagal

15. Dil mein ab Dard-e-Mohabbat ke siva kuch nahi

Dil mein ab Dard-e-Mohabbat ke siva kuch nahi, Zindagi mein ab teri Ibadat ke siva kuch nahi, Mein Tohfe mein tujhe kya pesh karu, Mere daman mein kaanton ke siva kuch nahi.

16. sitting at the table

Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner, unless you eat some of what's on that plate. Being in America doesn't make you an American. Being born in America doesn't make you an American... proud it where ever you from....

17. Rooz ta'arun ki numaish mein faraq parta hay

Rooz ta'arun ki numaish mein faraq parta hay Chaand pagal hay andhairay mein nikal parta hay ik deewana musafir hay meri aankhon mein waqt bay waqt tehar jata hay, chal parta hay Apni ta'abeer k chakkar mein mera jaagta khuwab roz sooruj ki tarah ghar se nikal parta hay

18. Jo rehtay hain sada dil mein unhain dhoonda nahi kertay

Jo rehtay hain sada dil mein unhain dhoonda nahi kertay Jo ruch jain rag o pay mein unhain socha nahi kertay Baharon kay ghanay saye mein tulkhi bhi, chubhan bhi hai Bamon ki dhoop ka tum say mager shikva nahi kertay Nahi aatay kabhi bhi laot ker guzray huay maosam Barastay badlon ki aas mein […]

19. Khamosh Fiza Thi...

Khamosh fiza thi kahin SAYA bhi nahi tha... Es shehar mein HUMSA koi aaya bhi nahi tha... Kis jurm mein CHEENI gai HUM se hansi... Hum ne to kisi ka DIL dukhaya bhi nahi tha... (KIRAN ASGHAR)

20. A for Apple - Dedicated to STEVE JOBS

Dedicated to STEVE JOBS A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chhota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for hazar apple. I for itney saarey apple? J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple. K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple. […]

21. Jo rahte hai dil mein, vo juda nahi hote

Jo rahte hai dil mein, vo juda nahi hote, kuch ahsas lafzo mein bayan nahi hote, ek hasrat hai unhe manane ki, vo itney achay hain ki kabhi khafa nahi hote.

22. Woh konsa normal hay

Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero socha"DIL TOU PAGAL HAI" phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai ! ! ! ! Wo konsa "Normal" hai.

23. Kisi ki aas ban kar phir usay tanha nahi kartay

Kisi ki aas ban kar phir usay tanha nahi kartay bhalay kitni bhi mushkil ho magar aisa nahi kartay mohabbat mein shikayat ka kahin dastoor hota hay gila kar kay mohabbat ko kabhi ruswa nahi kartay wafa'ain dar haqiqat mein bari anmol hoti hain kabhi apni wafa'aon ka sila maanga nahi kartay

24. TEHREER MEIN THA

Ye jo shafaaf sa ik aks us jheel mein tha, Koi chehra tha magar chaand ki tamseel mein tha, Yaad karta hu kahan bhool k aya hu usay, Aisa hi aks meri soch ki zambeel mein tha, Baat kia thi ye mujhe achi tarah yaad nahi, Haan aap ka zikr b tha aur bari tafseel […]

25. Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai , Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai, Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

26. Mutalba humara

mutalba humara un sy kuch bhi zyda nahi murta to hai hum py woh aur khabi jutata nahi hum ny kub chaha jee jan sy woh chahy humein bhi per woh to itna zalim hai dykh k bhi muskrata nahi kerta to hai roshniyaon ki barish ka wada akser filhaal to andhyry mein hath bhi […]

27. Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha

Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha. Mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha. Iss zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta. Aur ye pagal chand se dosti kar baitha.

28. Fantastic sentence on Japanese bus stop

A Fantastic Sentence written on every Japanese Bus Stop.. . "Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time.. So Keep Walking Towards your Goal".

29. It's only with a female

American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female

30. Kion ho ???

Kia hai jo pyar to chupate kion ho Mehfil mein mera naam dohrate kion ho Jal rahay ho mere pyar ki bhatti mein Phir hijar ka dard cupate kion ho Khuwabon mein bhi agar iqrar nahi To khuwaboon mein phir aate kion ho Nazrain mila ke sharma jate ho jo Nazrain hum se milaate hi […]

31. Chupke chupke ro lena

Jab seena gham se bojhl ho aur yaad kisi ki aati ho, Tab kamre mein band ho jana aur chupke chupke ro lena, Jab aankhein bhaari ho jaayen aur yaad mein meri bhar aayen, Phir khud ko dhoka mat dena,aur chupke chupke ro lena, Jab palken qarb se mondi ho aur sab samjhe tum sote […]

32. mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

Log aapko BURA kahe dont mind PAGAL kahe ghussa nahi hona JAHIL kahe tou bhi kool rehna or agr KHUBSURAT kahe tou mun pai aik thappar marna mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

33. Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare

Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare, Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare. Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein, Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein!