Monkey can read SMS in my country

American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...

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  1. A monkey has been severely injured

    2. Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

  2. What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?

    3. What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is yours

  3. What is the difference between monkey and donkey

    4. What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is urs........:p

  4. What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

    5. What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear,? A car is too dear and A monkey is U dear.

  5. The most romantic country of the world..?

    6. The most romantic country of the world..? . . guess! . . O yes! it's Pakistan u know y? ? ? har raat candle light dinner (thanks to kesc)

  6. U luk sweet when u read my message

    7. U look sweet when u read my message. U look sweeter when u read my message & smile. U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

  7. We have plenty of Confidence in this country

    8. We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. -Will Rogers

  8. Read this slowly

    9. Read This SLowLy "LIFEISNOWHERE" What Did U Read? LiFe Is No Where!! OR LiFe IS Now Here!! Just BeautifuL Line To Say, "LiFe Depends On The Way We Look It"

  9. Dont read success story.

    10. Dont read success story. Read only failure story, B'coz, failure story you get new idea to win, from Success story you get only message. Good morning to u

  10. Read this sms after 2 days

    11. Read this SMS after 2 days - - - - - ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo ary kaha na nahin parhna acha chalo parh lo may be i ll be the 1st one to say !~!~ Very Very *..**Happy Eid MuBaRaK *..**

  11. Read each word Reversely

    12. Read each word Reversely: A' suomaF rotcoD dloT eM tahT ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH ehT tnelaT oT daeR $M$ revenehW stI nettirW '...ylesreveR

  12. Read this scary story if you dare

    13. READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE. On a rainy day, an old man was standing with a book for sale. A young man came to buy. He bought the book for Rs.3000. Old man advised "DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU'll face problem" Man finished the book with great fear but […]

  13. A pakistani man goes for fishing

    14. A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish. Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish. Wife says she can't as there is no gas, no electricity, no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in. Man goes and puts the fish back in the river. Fish comes up to the […]

  14. It's only with a female

    15. American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female

  15. Pakistani And American

    16. A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School. Teacher : Whats Your Name ? Boy : Ahmad Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today. Boy Went Home. Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad. Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny. Mom & Dad Both […]

  16. Not every flower can represent love

    17. Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did it! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!

  17. I send you this fish as a sign of our friendship

    18. ><(((:> I send you this fish as a sign of our FRIENDSHIP please take care of it, Keep it in your mobile. Daily put your mobile in water, So dat this fish wont die.

  18. How Pakistani professors speak english

    19. How Pakistani professors speak english, 1. Don't dare talk in front of my back! 2.Both of u three get out of the class! 3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no? 4.Take 5 cm wire of any length! 5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls. 6.All of u stand in a straight […]

  19. A child uses its thumb 2 chew

    20. A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

  20. Give / Teach man to fish

    21. If you give a man a fish, He eats for the day, If you teach a man a fish, he eats for his life time

  21. sitting at the table

    22. Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner, unless you eat some of what's on that plate. Being in America doesn't make you an American. Being born in America doesn't make you an American... proud it where ever you from....

  22. If you are in love / broke up / single

    23. *If You Are In Love: -Get The Best Of It -Forget The Bad Things -Enjoy It Because Nothing Lasts Forever *If You Just Broke Up: -Never Cry! Remember That You Were Happy -Never Stay Alone! Your Frinds Are There -Hug More People -Stop Listening To Music! It Only Make Things Worse.. *If You Are Single […]

  23. *Nice patriotic story*

    24. *Nice patriotic story* 1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha, or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha. Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k light chali gaye pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola "Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad"

  24. Aamir khan in lagaan

    25. Who was d 1st indian crickter 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch, score century in d same mtch & hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN

  25. Most dangerous weapons

    26. The Two Most dangerous Weapons In The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs 1. A Girl's Smile & 2. A Girl's Tears.

  26. Mirror who kill liars

    27. Once there was a mirror which used to kill "LIERS" FRENCH:I think I don't smoke (killed) AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed) PATHAN:I think (killed)

  27. No matter if the sky is black or blue

    28. No matter if the sky is black or blue, No matter if there are stars or moon, As long as your heart is true Sweet dreams will always be with u. Good Night!

  28. Take time to / for in 2021

    29. Take time to pray... it helps to bring God near and washes the dust of earth from your eyes. Take time for friends... they are the source of happiness. Take time for work... it is the price of success. Take time to think... it is the source of power. Take time to read... it is […]

  29. Fantastic sentence on Japanese bus stop

    30. A Fantastic Sentence written on every Japanese Bus Stop.. . "Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time.. So Keep Walking Towards your Goal".

  30. Why do men chase women?

    31. Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.

  31. If you are ........ Congrats u r Pakistan

    32. If:- R u emotionally dumbed Creatively challenged? Artistically void? Socially hopeless? And financially desperate? Congrats you are a PAKISTANI!

  32. A scientist cannot b a president, but kalam did it.

    33. A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it. A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it. A monkey cannot operate mobile, but u mere lal, mind blowing..... (u did it)

  33. Mistakes in childhood

    34. We Used Pencil When We Were Small But Now We Use Pens Or Ball Pen... Do U Know Why? Because Mistakes In Childhood Can Be Erased But Not Now.. Strange But True