A child uses its thumb 2 chew

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

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  1. Importance of thumb...

    2. Importance of thumb... Children use it 4 chewing Illiterate people use it 4 sign Winners 4 victory . . AND . . My FANS use it 4 reading my messages . . . . . Oh....u toooo?

  2. I want my child to laugh

    3. Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

  3. Old man, child and the door bell

    4. Old man walking on the street, sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell. Old man goes to the door, rings the bell & says: what else? Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!

  4. make me a child again

    5. Backward, turn backward, O Time, in your flight make me a child again just for to-night! ~Elizabeth Akers Allen

  5. A child can teach an adult 3 things

    6. A child can teach an adult 3 things: 1_To be happy for no reason, 2-To always be busy with something, and 3-To know how to demand with all his might that which he desires. ~Paulo Coelho

  6. A child after 3 month of marriage

    7. A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

  7. Every tear is a sign of brokenness

    8. Every tear is a sign of brokenness, every silence is sign of lonliness, every smile is sign of kindness, every sms is sign of remembrance. Miss you always.

  8. 5 fingers for these reasons

    9. I have 5 finger for these reasons: -My little finger to make promises for my best friends -My ring finger for someone special when the time is right -My middle finger to those who are jealeous & show high attitude to me -My index finger to silence those who speak ill of me -My thumb […]

  9. A monkey has been severely injured

    10. Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

  10. Complex with difficult explanations

    11. Every tear is a Sign of . . . . Cutting Onions! Every Silnce is a Sign of . . . . . Zero balance! Every Smile is a Sign of . . . . Daily Brushing! . . . . . Life is so Simple Dont make it Complex with difficult Explanations

  11. Not every flower can represent love

    12. Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did it! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!

  12. Sending You Red, Yellow, White, Black, and Red Roses

    13. Bunch of rose I am sending you Yellow to show our happiness White to show our purity Black to show our darkest secrets And red to show our love

  13. Ultimate Message Worth Sharing

    14. Ultimate Message Worth Sharing: -Before You Say I Can'T, Make Sure You'Ve Tried. -Before You Let Doubts Stop You, Confront Them With Facts. -Before Fear Holds You Back, Go Forward With Faith. -Before You Believe Others Are Better, Show Them What A Winner You Are. -Before You Dismiss Your Dreams, Wait Until They'Ve Come True. […]

  14. Monkey can read SMS in my country

    15. American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country. Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country. Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...

  15. What is the difference between monkey and donkey

    16. What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is urs........:p

  16. Why r all these people running?

    17. Sardar- why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

  17. What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?

    18. What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is yours

  18. Winner means who use the opportunity

    19. Lucky means who get the opportunity. Brilliant means who create the opportunity. Winner means who use the opportunity. Be a winner always.

  19. Lucky means who get the opportunity

    20. Lucky means who get the opportunity. Brilliant means who create the opportunity. Winner means who use the opportunity. Be a winner always.

  20. What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

    21. What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear,? A car is too dear and A monkey is U dear.

  21. Kiss is the first step to show

    22. Kiss is the first step to show how much i love you, how much i think about you, how much i miss u and show that i trust u...

  22. Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..

    23. Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey and . . . ! U 2

  23. Someone misses you

    24. SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ..

  24. Only you were selected

    25. My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.

  25. PLEASE Do Not Enter,I Am Upset

    26. A person tag on the door "PLEASE Do Not Enter,I Am Upset." Friends came inside smiling & said: "SORRY V R ILLITERATE.":-) Dedicated 2 all caring friends...

  26. U luk sweet when u read my message

    27. U look sweet when u read my message. U look sweeter when u read my message & smile. U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

  27. Read this slowly

    28. Read This SLowLy "LIFEISNOWHERE" What Did U Read? LiFe Is No Where!! OR LiFe IS Now Here!! Just BeautifuL Line To Say, "LiFe Depends On The Way We Look It"

  28. u're a winner

    29. winners re too busy 2b sad, too optimistic 2b fearful, too positive 2b doubtful and too determined 2b defeated. keep ur head up cos u're a winner

  29. When You Thought I Wasn't Looking

    30. When You Thought I Wasn't Looking (Written By A Child) A Message Every Adult Should Read, Because Children Are Watching You And Doing As You Do, Not As You Say. When You Thought I Wasn't Looking, I Saw You Hang My First Painting On The Refrigerator, And I Immediately Wanted To Paint Another One. When […]

  30. Strength and weakness

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  31. I am sorry and Trust me

    32. "I'm sorry" & "Trust me" Are the 2 most overly used Phrases. Don't tell me you're sorry, Show me you are ! ! Don't tell me to trust you Show me that i can !!

  32. So many animals in d zoo

    33. One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there. (>. .

  33. Best Wishes to All

    34. Recalling and Rejoicing In the Victory of Our Freedom Fighters on This Republic Day Best Wishes to All Vande Mataram