What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?

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1. What is the difference between monkey and donkey

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is urs........:p

2. What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear,? A car is too dear and A monkey is U dear.

3. You are a DONKEY

You are a DONKEY D 4 decent O 4 outclass N 4 nice K 4 kind E 4 excelent Y 4 young

4. Monkey can read SMS in my country

American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country. Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country. Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...

5. A monkey has been severely injured

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

6. Difference between scientific theory and reality

The difference between scientific theory and reality is like the difference between reading the menu and eating dinner.

7. Difference between a woman and a magnet

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

8. There is a difference between

There is a difference between Who we love, Who we settle for, and Who we are meant for.

9. Feel d difference of boy / girl

If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer" But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer". Feel the difference;)

10. U can make a difference

You Can Make a World of Difference Care About the Environment.

11. Difference between deciding and doing

5 frogs were sitting on a wall 4 decided to jump off. How many left now?? still 5. because There€™s a lot of difference between Deciding and doing

12. What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

13. Difference between wife & saali

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

14. Difference between Husband & gadha

Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

15. Little efforts big difference

In Life, Don't Settle For Someone Who Can Buy A Coffee For You , Go For Someone Who Can Actually Make It For You ! Sometimes Little Efforts Make A Big Difference :-)

16. Difference between radio & newspaper

Do u know what is difference Between radio and akhbar? . . Simple . . Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte and radio mai nahin :p

17. Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend" But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"

18. Difference of Impress / Express

Learn To Express Rather Than Impress Expressing Evokes A "Me Too" Attitude While Impressing Evokes A "So What" Attitude Feel d Difference

19. Coffee and wine shop difference

Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

20. Difference between LIKE and LOVE?

What's the difference between LIKE and LOVE? Well, let's just say-If you like a flower, you pluck it But when you Love that flower, you WATER it!

21. Difference between love and rain

Love & Rain Both Are Same Both Gives Our Life True Joy But Basic Difference Is Rain Wets Our Body & Love Wets Our Eyes!

22. Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH

There is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISH. but when u love a right person,u r COMPLETE. and when u love a wrong person,u r FINISHED.

23. Difference b/w corrupt and honest

The Difference Between A Corrupt And Honest Person Is : The Corrupt Person Has PRICE And The Honest Person Has VALUE ... !

24. Difference between love and friendship

The difference between love &frndship: "With out U I can't live." That is love. - "U must live I am with U." That is frndship. I AM WITH U!

25. Difference between good & great lawyer

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

26. Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat 2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM! 1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT! 2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT

27. Difference b/w secretary & private secretary

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

28. Difference between boyfriend and husband

Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june, Boy friend is tooty fruity, & Husband is qismat phooti.

29. Difference between shit and oh shit

Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit: . A boy Threw a love letter to a girl . but it fell on her brother.. Shittt! . And Her brother was GAY.. Oohh ShIt :-P

30. Difference b/w promises & memories

Best diference between PROMISES and MEMORIES... PROMISE: we break them.. . . . MEMORIES: they break us.

31. Difference between stress, tension & panic

3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant

32. Difference between Special and Important peoples!

Special Is Different From Important. Special Is Someone You Will Never Forget For The Rest Of Your Life. Important Is Someone You Need For The Rest Of Your Life.

33. Qualities a friend must have

Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend