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A scientist cannot b a president, but kalam did it.
A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile,
but u mere lal, mind blowing..... (u did it)
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- Khud ko khud say ham kalam kar k daikhna
- I'm mind blowing
- Did good and bad
- What is BUSINESS ?
- What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
- What is the difference between monkey and donkey
- Think by heart even if its broken
- What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
- The Older One Should Sit Here
- Give me a pocket full of money
- I send you this fish as a sign of our friendship
- I came 2 say Goodnite to ur madam
- My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM
- Night came to kidnap ...
- Promise me we are true friends
- Meray kum sakhan ka yeh hukum tha
- It's the things that satisfies your mind
- Meri seerat ko talaash ker
- Great lines said by ..
- Qualities a friend must have
- Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
- The mind of man can achieve
- Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do
- Kese Bhool Gaya WO
- Monkey can read SMS in my country
- Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
- So many animals in d zoo
- Someone misses you
- One best book or good friend
- Imagination is the workshop of your mind
- Too ne daikha
- Save a space for me..
- Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do
Khud ko khud say ham kalam kar k daikhna, Kitna mushkil hai yeh kaam ker k daikhna, Kis qadar udas guzarti hain meri shamain, Yaad kisi ko kisi shaam kar k daikhna...
Keep a special place 4 me in your heart, Not in your mind. keeping me in ur mind can bDANGEROUS for u Because people Say I M Mind blowing
A Mind Blowing Quote Perfect 4 Everyone..!! *Twice I Did Good,But Dat I Heard Never. Once I Did Bad Nd Dat I Heard 4ever...*
What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill […]
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is yours
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is urs........:p
Dreams+love=heart Realities+fights=mind heart+mind=misunderstanding+mistrust heart+heart=happiness mind+mind=breakups think by heart even if its broken.
What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear,? A car is too dear and A monkey is U dear.
Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus .. Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here Both Looked At Each Other And The Seat Remained Empty :P
Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a big vehicle full of girls. God replied:your wish is fullfilled & He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
><(((:> I send you this fish as a sign of our FRIENDSHIP please take care of it, Keep it in your mobile. Daily put your mobile in water, So dat this fish wont die.
txt msg: hello ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb txt msg: may i vibrate u? ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead txt msg: i came here just 2 say Goodnite to ur madam ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u txt msg: ur madam's lover boy
Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P
Hello! My name is Night. I came here to kidnap your stress; Kill your strain. My weapon is deep sleep and my path is Sweet Dream. So please kindly co-operate and handover yourself! Good Night:-) Sweet Dreams!;-)
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey
Meray kum sakhan ka yeh hukum tha, K kalam us say mein kum keron Meray hont aisay silay k phir meri chup nay us ko rula dia
It's the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
Meri taqdeer se pooch meri qismat ka faisla. Meri muskurahat pe na ja mere dard ko talaash ker Meri aankhon se pooch mere intizaar ki inteha. Mere itminaan pe na ja mere sabr ko talaash ker Mere pyar se pooch mere pyar ka aalam. Meri soorat pe na ja meri seerat ko talaash ker
"Change can't be given to you every time, You Must Bring the Change" Great lines said by . . . . Mr. Gul Khan, Bus Conductor. (Now read once again).:-D
Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.
What the mind of man can conceive and believe, the mind of man can achieve. (Napoleon Hill)
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do, ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p
Kese Bhoool gaya wo guzre huwe din Lagta nahi tha us ka dil mere bin Dosto se kaha karta tha wo b, Kiya ye b ji sakta hai mere bin Mazaq ban jaya karta tha jo Doston mein khud ko tanha samjta tha wo mere bin Isse hade diwangi kahoon ya pagalpan tasawar me wo […]
American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country. Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country. Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey and . . . ! U 2
One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there. (>. .
SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ..
One best book is equal to hundred good friends But One good friend is equal to a library. ~Dr.A.P.J. Abdul Kalam
All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination, Imagination is the workshop of your mind, capable of turning mind energy into accomplishment and wealth. (Napoleon Hill)
too ne daikha hai kabi ghoor se chehray ko mere kitny gham tere muhabbat ne chupaey hain mere tere ik pal ki muhabbat ka ye asar hoa hai kitny jazbat jo soe thy jagae hain mere mai tu apnoo k hi dhokoon main gira rehta tha tujh ko paya hai to ab sare paraey hain […]
Friend, Save a space for me in ur heart & not in ur mind the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers like now i remembered U.
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo, Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,