Give me a pocket full of money

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1. Always keep ur pic in ur pocket

Tip of the day: Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y? Whenever u face any problem just c ur pic & say 3 times, "if I can face this, I can face anything"

2. SEND me all UR MONEY

Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

3. A festival full of sweet childhood memories

A festival full of sweet childhood memories, sky full of fireworks, mouth full of sweets, house full of diyas and heart full of joy. Wishing you all a very happy Diwali!

4. I will give both of them

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

5. Successful people make money

Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do. (Wayne Dyer)

6. Money is just a piece of paper

I met money 1 day I said: U r just a piece of paper. Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper, but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.

7. Love more important than money

All say that love is more important than money.. Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;)

8. Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

9. Money wrapped in a rubber band?

Sardarji to others: Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band? One said, Yes I did Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day, I found the rubberband!

10. Want to make money through facebook?

Wanna make money through Facebook...?? Go to: Account-> account settings-> and click on De-activate your Account than Start Working...!! Lolz :-P

11. Give yourself ....

Give yourself a chance, Give yourself the moment, Give yourself the freedom, Give yourself the power, Give yourself the confidence, Live for today not for tomorrow, Live the EXTREME !!!!!!! Because you got yourself only one life... LIVE IT !!!!

12. Give me another Girlfriend..!!

Give me some SunShine..!!! Give me some Rain..!! Give me another Girlfriend..!! I am Single once again..!!

13. Rs.500 for each money-saving idea

Company offered Rs.500 for each money-saving idea submitted by it's employees. First prize went to the employee who suggested the award be cut to Rs.250:p

14. If CARE is a WAVE, I give u sea

If CARE is a WAVE, i give u SEA. If RESPECT is a LEAF, i give u TREE. If TRUST is a PLANET, i give u GALAXY, if FRIENDSHIP is LIFE, i give u MINE 4 FREE.. keep smiling.

15. Full form of maths

Full form of maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=students

16. If ur friendship be money

If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If your friendship be love, I'll be luckiest man. But your friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man.

17. Give everything 2 enjoy life

Man to God: "Please Give Me 'Everything' So That I Can Enjoy 'Life'..." God Smiled And Replied: "I Have Given You 'Life'To Enjoy 'Everything'..." :-)

18. Education, Money, Wife & Friendship

Education gives Quality of Life! Money gives Quality of Respect! Wife gives Quality of Love! But Friendship gives Quality of Heart!

19. What is the full form of singh

What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

20. Give Lips to one

Give laugh to all but smile to one, Give cheeks to all but lips to one, Give love to all but Heart to one, Let everybody love you But you love one.

21. The full form of PAINS !

Whenever you get pain in your life Just think about the full form of PAINS ! Positive Attitude In Negative Situation

22. Full form of FRIENSHIP:-

Full form of FRIENSHIP:- F-Fun R-Rational I-Impartial E-Emotional N-Never Ending D-Dependable S-Special H-Heart I-lnteresting P-Priceless

23. Life is full of Blessings

One Man Cried Wen He had no shoes , But he stopped crying when He saw a man without legs‚¦. Life is full of Blessings , Sum time we Dont understand it..!! !!

24. Full form of maths.

Question:What is the full form of maths. Anwser: Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students

25. Doctor suggested full body Xray

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"

26. TEACHER is a full form of

TEACHER is a full form of T-Talent E-Education A-Attitude C-Character H-Harmony E-Efficient R-Relation Happy Teachers Day

27. Deposited 365 days full of Love

I opened an account 4 u at the Universal Bank of GOD's Blessings n deposited 365 days full of Love Faith n Joy! Enjoy withdrawings !

28. Some can give u Crying & tears.

Some can give u Crying & tears. Many othrs can give u Laughter & smiles. But only rare can give u Laughing tears & Crying smiles. Those r simply called Friends.

29. World is full of willing people

World is full of willing people Some willing to work and others like me, Willing to let them work

30. Give a real gift to anyone

If You Want To Give A Real Gift To Anyone, Give Them Your Time, Attention & Importance A Loving Heart Doesn't Expect Anything More Than That !!

31. Full stop is not a real end

Full stop is not a real end, Because we can form a sentence after that. Like that in life, Failure is not the real end, It is the real beginning of success.

32. Being a full-time mother . . . highest salaried job

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love. (Mildred B. Vermont)

33. When you give up you lose

Don't ever give up. Even when it seems impossible, Something will always pull you through. The hardest times get even worse when you lose hope. As long as you believe you can do it, You can. But When you give up, You lose !