I will give both of them

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

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  2. Give me a pocket full of money

    3. Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a big vehicle full of girls. God replied:your wish is fullfilled & He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p

  3. Give thousand chances to your enemy

    4. Give thousand chances to your enemy To become your friend. But never give a single chance to your Friend To become your enemy.

  4. Give yourself ....

    5. Give yourself a chance, Give yourself the moment, Give yourself the freedom, Give yourself the power, Give yourself the confidence, Live for today not for tomorrow, Live the EXTREME !!!!!!! Because you got yourself only one life... LIVE IT !!!!

  5. Give me another Girlfriend..!!

    6. Give me some SunShine..!!! Give me some Rain..!! Give me another Girlfriend..!! I am Single once again..!!

  6. If CARE is a WAVE, I give u sea

    7. If CARE is a WAVE, i give u SEA. If RESPECT is a LEAF, i give u TREE. If TRUST is a PLANET, i give u GALAXY, if FRIENDSHIP is LIFE, i give u MINE 4 FREE.. keep smiling.

  7. Give Lips to one

    8. Give laugh to all but smile to one, Give cheeks to all but lips to one, Give love to all but Heart to one, Let everybody love you But you love one.

  8. Some can give u Crying & tears.

    9. Some can give u Crying & tears. Many othrs can give u Laughter & smiles. But only rare can give u Laughing tears & Crying smiles. Those r simply called Friends.

  9. Give a real gift to anyone

    10. If You Want To Give A Real Gift To Anyone, Give Them Your Time, Attention & Importance A Loving Heart Doesn't Expect Anything More Than That !!

  10. When you give up you lose

    11. Don't ever give up. Even when it seems impossible, Something will always pull you through. The hardest times get even worse when you lose hope. As long as you believe you can do it, You can. But When you give up, You lose !

  11. I can't give you a job.

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    13. If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.

  13. You have to give up on people.

    14. Sometimes, you have to give up on people. Not because you don't care But Because they dont.

  14. Always ask God to give u what u deserve

    15. Always ask God to give u what u deserve, not what you desire. Its bcoz your desires may be few, but you deserves a lot!

  15. Never give up

    16. "When problems are so big and your strength is no longer enough to carry them, don't give up. Cause Where your strength ends, the grace of ALLAH begins."

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  19. Never give up On something you really want.

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  20. When the time comes for you to give

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  21. When time comes for you to give your heart

    22. When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

  22. Memories give us faith to go on

    23. Sometimes, no matter how much faith we have, we lose people. But we never forget them. And sometimes, it's those memories that give us the faith to go on!

  23. Love may give happiness or sadness

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  24. Give / Teach man to fish

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  27. Give option to leave not reason to leave

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  28. Fly to give you loving hug

    29. If I had wings I would fly To embrace you in a loving hug So that problems just pass by Happy Hug Day.

  29. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

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