I can't give you a job.

Manager:
Sorry, but I can't give you a job.
I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right.
In fact I'm just the right person in this case.

You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

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  1. Give yourself ....

    2. Give yourself a chance, Give yourself the moment, Give yourself the freedom, Give yourself the power, Give yourself the confidence, Live for today not for tomorrow, Live the EXTREME !!!!!!! Because you got yourself only one life... LIVE IT !!!!

  2. Give me another Girlfriend..!!

    3. Give me some SunShine..!!! Give me some Rain..!! Give me another Girlfriend..!! I am Single once again..!!

  3. If CARE is a WAVE, I give u sea

    4. If CARE is a WAVE, i give u SEA. If RESPECT is a LEAF, i give u TREE. If TRUST is a PLANET, i give u GALAXY, if FRIENDSHIP is LIFE, i give u MINE 4 FREE.. keep smiling.

  4. Give Lips to one

    5. Give laugh to all but smile to one, Give cheeks to all but lips to one, Give love to all but Heart to one, Let everybody love you But you love one.

  5. Give your hundred percent in a relationship

    6. A boy 'n a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed. The boy kept the biggest 'n the most beautiful marble aside 'n […]

  6. Some can give u Crying & tears.

    7. Some can give u Crying & tears. Many othrs can give u Laughter & smiles. But only rare can give u Laughing tears & Crying smiles. Those r simply called Friends.

  7. I will give both of them

    8. Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

  8. Give a real gift to anyone

    9. If You Want To Give A Real Gift To Anyone, Give Them Your Time, Attention & Importance A Loving Heart Doesn't Expect Anything More Than That !!

  9. When you give up you lose

    10. Don't ever give up. Even when it seems impossible, Something will always pull you through. The hardest times get even worse when you lose hope. As long as you believe you can do it, You can. But When you give up, You lose !

  10. Too tired to give you a smile

    11. If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.

  11. Give thousand chances to your enemy

    12. Give thousand chances to your enemy To become your friend. But never give a single chance to your Friend To become your enemy.

  12. Give me a pocket full of money

    13. Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a big vehicle full of girls. God replied:your wish is fullfilled & He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p

  13. You have to give up on people.

    14. Sometimes, you have to give up on people. Not because you don't care But Because they dont.

  14. Always ask God to give u what u deserve

    15. Always ask God to give u what u deserve, not what you desire. Its bcoz your desires may be few, but you deserves a lot!

  15. Never give up

    16. "When problems are so big and your strength is no longer enough to carry them, don't give up. Cause Where your strength ends, the grace of ALLAH begins."

  16. Don't ever give up when u r down

    17. Don't ever give up when u r down, it doesn't matter if u fall many times, just remember that each time u fall, i'll never let u reach the ground, trust me, i will always be around. Good Night

  17. Who give importance to their happiness

    18. People who give importance to their happiness make other peoples unhappy from themselves.

  18. Never give up On something you really want.

    19. Never give up On something you really want. It's difficult 2 wait but more difficult to regret...!

  19. When the time comes for you to give

    20. When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone, make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart, coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

  20. When time comes for you to give your heart

    21. When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

  21. Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

    22. Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."

  22. Memories give us faith to go on

    23. Sometimes, no matter how much faith we have, we lose people. But we never forget them. And sometimes, it's those memories that give us the faith to go on!

  23. Love may give happiness or sadness

    24. Love may give happiness or sadness depending upon our feelings So always delete sad events and make a large space for happiest movements.

  24. Give / Teach man to fish

    25. If you give a man a fish, He eats for the day, If you teach a man a fish, he eats for his life time

  25. Give everything 2 enjoy life

    26. Man to God: "Please Give Me 'Everything' So That I Can Enjoy 'Life'..." God Smiled And Replied: "I Have Given You 'Life'To Enjoy 'Everything'..." :-)

  26. Future can give u back ur lost things - Goodnight

    27. Do not count what u have lost. Just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u back ur lost things! 'good night'.

  27. Give option to leave not reason to leave

    28. If You Love Someone, Give Them The Option To Leave But . . . Never Give Them A Reason To Leave!

  28. Fly to give you loving hug

    29. If I had wings I would fly To embrace you in a loving hug So that problems just pass by Happy Hug Day.

  29. Funny interview questions about IQ

    30. Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into […]

  30. The two main rules of the company..

    31. A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company He said, "Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?" The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I did." Then the boss said, "Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness. . . . There was no […]

  31. I can't eat such a rotten chicken.

    32. Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

  32. GIRLS STUPIDITY!!

    33. GIRLS STUPIDITY!! . . . . . . They wont even give their phone no. even to a KNOWN person . But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR :p

  33. Time doesn't wait

    34. Time doesn't wait, if you think you might have found the right one, treasure the person, don€™t let that person get away. Don€™t let fear hold you back. Give it a try else you might regret later... "No one other than ourselves know what can truly makes us happy."