I opened my wallet

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1. If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be? -ID -Money -Picture -Credit card -Coins -Calling card -Letter? ?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must! ?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive reply)

2. Girl checking her weight

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg . Removes Sandal = 56. Then Dupatta = 52 Now Coins Finished....... . . . . A Boy In A Q Behind Her Said Ü Carry On"", I Have Coins!

3. A Man's Feeling about mobile

A man's feeling . . . It feels like a mini heart attack when i dont find my mobile in my pocket & Its almost like heart fail when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !

4. I will give both of them

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

5. On this Hug Day ... I love You

On this Hug Day I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart on this Hug Day, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Love U

6. What I had in my heart

I searched through books & leafed through cards, For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, But when I sat down to write, all I can write was.... I Love You! Happy Valentine's Day!

7. I have rich heart.

I m not Wealthy but i have Rich Heart, I m not Best but i will try my Best, I may not be Right every time but I m Surely not Wrong to choose U as my Friend !

8. Law Of Reverse Dynamics

Law Of Reverse Dynamics: When A Man Becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty & When A Woman Becomes Naughty. She Becomes Rich...

9. I have searched my heart

I have searched my heart For the words to say just how much u mean to me You are all of God's Blessings rolled into one. My dreams,My desires,My evening,My sun. My evening walking moment, my hopes and my fears, My disillusion,My contentment,My joy nd My tears. But most important of all, I thank God […]

10. Loss leaves us empty

Loss leaves us empty But Learn not 2 close ur Heart & Mind in grief Allow life to replenish U. When sorrow comes it seems Impossible But New joys wait 2 fill d void...

11. Everyday I see lots of strangers passing by me

Everyday I see lots of strangers passing by me This makes me realised that, Life would be boring, without a friend like you.

12. Deposited 365 days full of Love

I opened an account 4 u at the Universal Bank of GOD's Blessings n deposited 365 days full of Love Faith n Joy! Enjoy withdrawings !

13. Coins Always Make Sound

"Coins Always Make Sound" But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! “So When Your Value Increases Keep Yourself Calm & Silent

14. Thats a lucky match stick

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light. He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. “What for did you put that match in your […]

15. Would u b rich or poor?

If u r 2 b paid $1000 for each kind act u'v ever done, and 2 collect $500 for each unkind act of yours, would u b rich or poor?

16. Life is a ...

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

17. They find the space empty!

Sometimes, people don't understand the need of important person or friend, Unless They find the space empty!

18. Want to know how rich you are

Whenever u want to know how rich u are, Don't count Ur resources, Just drop a tear & look around at the number of hands that reach out to wipe ur tears!!!

19. Hands that reach out to wipe your tears

Whenever u want to know how rich u r? Don't count ur money! just drop a tear & look around at the number of hands that reach out to wipe your tears

20. Handling empty cover in Japan and Pakistan

Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover. To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in. Same problem occurred […]

21. Thank u 4 being part of my space

"SPACE" Seems Like An Empty Word, But Its Full Of ... Special People Around Caring Endlessly Thank u For Being A Part Of My SPACE

22. Height 0f Begging

Height 0f Begging A Sleeping Beggar Puts Up A Notice Board In Front Of Him: "Please Do Not Make Noise By Dropping Coins... Offer Notes ... " =P =D

23. Coins always make sound

Coins always make sound, But the currency notes are always silent. So, when your value increases, Keep yourself calm and silent. Gud Day!

24. Why do muslim covers females?

A Christian Guy Asked a Muslim Guy: Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair? The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets, He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped. He Threw Them Both On The Dusty Floor & Asked The Christian: Now If I Ask You To Take One […]

25. I Remember U Every Time In My Prayes.

I Can See You In My Hands. Whenever I Join Them To Pray. Ur Face Is One Of Those Who Live In My Heart. Because Our ReLation Is From Heart To Heart, Not SMS To SMS." So, Whenever I Don't Message You Don't Think That I Have Forgotten You... I Remember U Every Time In […]

26. Two lovers plan to comit suicide

Two lovers plan to comit suicide, the boy jumped first, girl closed her eyes and return back saying "love is blind". Boy in air, opened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"

27. Love your parents

Love your parents and treat them with loving care... For you will only know their value when you see their empty chair...

28. Rich enough to buy his own past.

No man in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST. Enjoy each moment before it gets beyond reach. Have Good Day!

29. Life never leaves u empty

Life never leaves u empty It always replaces Everything u lost If it asks u to put Something down, It's because It wants u to Pick up something better

30. Give me a pocket full of money

Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a big vehicle full of girls. God replied:your wish is fullfilled & He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p

31. Politics is the gentle art of....

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

32. FRIENDSHIP is just like water

FRIENDSHIP is just like "H2O" No Colour No Shape No Place No Size No Money No Rich No Poor But still essential for living & forever..

33. Pathan's wife bought sweater

Pathan's wife bought a Beautiful sweater for her husband... She sent it to him by parcel Along with a note ... That said "the buttons of d sweater r removed Since they were too heavy & added To the postage. U'll find 'em In d right hand pocket of the sweater"