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Two lovers plan to comit suicide
Two lovers plan to comit suicide,
the boy jumped first,
girl closed her eyes and
return back saying "love is blind".
Boy in air, opened his
parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"
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Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai, Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai, Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai, Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai:p
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