Two lovers plan to comit suicide

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1. Lovers sitting in a park

Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don€™t worry darling €I am already married€.:p

2. 2 Dost suicide kernay gayai

Two friends attempt suicide; one asks God for all the world's suffering. The second friend says that's just a Microsoft job listing. 2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job."

3. Love becomes PLAN for life

Love arrives without planning and without reason — but when it's real, it quietly becomes the plan you organize everything else around. In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when LOVE is real, It becomes your PLAN for life and your reason for living.

4. At ur age hitler commited suicide

Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide

5. A good plan of today

A reminder that a good plan today beats a great plan tomorrow — act now, look back with satisfaction. A good plan of today is better than a great plan of tomorrow. Look backward with satisfaction & look forward with confidence.

6. Lovers and best friends at same time

Best Relationship is . . . . . When You Can Act Like Lovers And Best Friends At The Same Time.

7. Good plan for today

A Good Plan 4 Today Is Better Thn A Great Plan 4 Tommorow! Look Backward With Satisfaction & Look Forward With Confidence.

8. Spelling mistake in lovers name

Height Of Illiteracy: You Take A Blade And Write Your Lovers Name On Your Arm. . . . . And Make A Spelling Mistake.

9. Valentine is a lovely day 4 all lovers

Valentine is a lovely day 4 all lovers & i think it's also u! Because u r my sweet 'VALENTINE' HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

10. Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai

Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai, Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai, Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai, Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai:p

11. Plan ur Future in Advance

Future is Not something U Await! It is something U Must Create! Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where U will Spend the Rest of ur Life!

12. What A Dialogue!! :D

Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose, Which dies in a day. But Don't love me, Who dies 4 u everyday?? Girl replied: . . . Oye hoye... What a dialogue!! :d

13. Sleep stands for

"S.L.E.E.P" S-Say thanks to the god. L-Lying on the bed. E- Eyes closed slowly E-End of the day. P-Plan for the next day. 'G00D NIGHT'

14. Hurting line by love

A sharp, painful one — not for every day. Send when you want someone to understand what losing you would actually mean. Most hurting Line by a true Love: If U will leave me, I prOmise U will cOme back Once with ur OPEN EYES to see my CLOSED EYES..!!

15. Love someone but rest assured

Love Means 2 See Someone With Closed Eyes, 2 Miss Someone In Crowd, 2 Find Someone In Every Thought, 2 Live For Someone, Love Someone But 2 B Sure That Someone Is Only One..:)

16. TRUE LOVE means

TRUE LOVE means: To FEEL someone in ever HEARTBEAT, to FIND someone in every THOUGHT, to SEE someone with CLOSED EYES, and to MISS someone without reason:)

17. "MEANING OF TRUE LOVE"

"MEANING OF TRUE LOVE" To feel someone in every heartbeat... To find someone in every thought.... To see someone with closed eyes.... To miss someone without any reason...

18. Love knows no reasons

Love knows no reasons, Love knows no lies, Love defines all reasons, Love has no eyes... But love is not blind, Love sees all but doesnt mind.....

19. Winged cupid painted blind

Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind and therefore is winged cupid painted blind ... :) ~ shakespare ~

20. How to get your brain exercised

2 friends, "see" & "saw": 1 day "see" saw sea & "saw" didnt see sea. "See" saw sea and jumped in sea. "Saw" didnt see sea but jumped in sea. "See" saw "saw" in sea & "saw" saw "see" in sea. "See" "saw" both saw sea & both "saw" & "see" were happy to see […]

21. Just show all your love on Valentine Day

There is only one thing I wish to say There is only one day left for Valentine day Let all the lovers of the world unite Let there be peace and love in everyone's sight Let the kisses flow smoothly like a stream Let everyone meet the men and women of their dreams Let everyone […]

22. Giving all ur love is never an assurance

Pouring everything into someone guarantees nothing in return — but if love only grows in you, that's still worth something. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love u back! Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their hearts. But if it doesn't, be content it […]

23. Love is....

Love is sweets and honey Love is sometimes for your heart Love is sometimes for the money Love is passionate Love is blind Love is destined Love is cruel and kind Love is forever Love is for a night Love is fading Love is at first sight Love is unrequited Love is for another Love […]

24. The blessed month of Ramadan

It's the month when the devils are chained, the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened. It's the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness. It's the blessed month of ramadhan. May Allah shower his blessings and grant you forgiveness in this holy month.

25. A boy ask the girl for a kiss

True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl For A 'Kiss' And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss' But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead"

26. When you feel you are alone in the crowd,

A Mother's Day message for when you feel lost in a crowd — mom is always the one who understands. When you feel you are alone in the crowd, When you think No.1 can understand you, When your love is rejected by others, & when you hate your Life, Just close your eyes, & see, […]

27. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

28. Negative and positive thinking

Positive thinking builds the plane. Negative thinking invents the parachute. Both matter. Negative Thinking Is As Importnt As Creative Thinking Coz If Creative Thinking Invents Aeroplane Den Negative Thinking Invents Parachute.

29. Love is Special, Love is Rare.

Love is Special, Love is Rare. Love is made 4 two 2 Share. Love is Gentle, Love is Blind, Love begins wen 2 Hearts combine!

30. Impossible to explain how much I love you

Girl: How much do you love me? Boy: Look up at the sky. Girl: Don't change the subject! Boy:Just do it! ... Girl: Alright! What am I looking at? Boy: Count how many stars there are. Girl: Impossible. Boy: So is explaining how much I love you.

31. These are some of the romantic countries in the world.

Country names spelled out as love messages. A fun one for anyone who likes words and a bit of romance. These are some of the romantic countries in the world. H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E. - […]

32. KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

Husband and father-in-law each give up after hearing about the wife's affairs; the saas stays quiet because she's been through it herself. BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli 3-4 k baadpati ne suicide kar li, magar SAAS chup rahi. Why? "KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI".

33. Chai wala and a girl

A chai vendor tries some poetic flattery about a girl nearby and gets a perfectly matched put-down in return. Chai wala: bholi si sorut, ankhon me masti dor khari sharmaye, aye haye. Girl Reply: Kali si surat, hath mein kaitli, dor khara chillaye, chai chai :-P