Chai wala and a girl

Hindi Funny SMS

A chai vendor tries some poetic flattery about a girl nearby and gets a perfectly matched put-down in return.

Chai wala:
bholi si sorut,
ankhon me masti
dor khari sharmaye, aye haye.

Girl Reply:
Kali si surat,
hath mein kaitli,
dor khara chillaye,
chai chai :-P

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