1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai

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1. Chai wala and a girl

A chai vendor tries some poetic flattery about a girl nearby and gets a perfectly matched put-down in return. Chai wala: bholi si sorut, ankhon me masti dor khari sharmaye, aye haye. Girl Reply: Kali si surat, hath mein kaitli, dor khara chillaye, chai chai :-P

2. Pehla aadha shabd bola hay

A funny Roman Urdu miss you joke about a tapori's baby saying its very first half-word, with a punchline that earns the laugh. Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola. Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ? Wife: Behan

3. Pyar se tab tak pyar na karo

Pyar se tab tak pyar na karo Jab tak pyar aap se pyar na karey Jab pyar aap se pyar kare Tab pyar se itna pyar karo k Pyar kisi or se pyar na kare

4. A girl & boy story

Boy:I love u Girl:Me too Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho Boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho€¦

5. Pyar ko Eid k lamhon me yaad rakhna

Poetic Roman Urdu Eid SMS asking the beloved to keep love alive every morning, every evening, and especially in the quiet moments of Eid. Suba jab bhi nikhar dekhna Sham jab bhi bahar dekhna Raat ko tanhai mein Tare jab bhi her baar dekhna Pyar ko sada abaad rakna Pyar ko Eid k lamhon me […]

6. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

7. tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai? Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han. Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

8. Peshab k bad sub se pehla kam ?

A setup question about the first thing to do after using the bathroom — with an answer that's common sense once it lands. Peshab karna k bad sab sa pahla kam kya karna chaheya? . . . . jo gand kiya hai us par pani dalo ya b nae pata

9. A boy ask the girl for a kiss

True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl For A 'Kiss' And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss' But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead"

10. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]

11. With a girl who's in my heart...

Short and direct — for when you want to say you are completely and happily in love, and there is nowhere else you'd rather be. Till the end of time... In a world so close to me... I'm just so in love... With a girl who's in my heart... I Love U...

12. Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar

Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar, hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar, milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar, phir bhi kyun dosti chor kar log karte hain pyar

13. A girl & boy were sitting alone

A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.

14. When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!

When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :( When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. […]

15. Kehte hai k pyar ek saza hai

Tears come before crying, dreams break before sleep — wishes someone had stopped him before love even started. Nnikal aate hai aansoo rone se pehle‚¦ Toot jate hain sare khuwab sone se pehle‚¦ Kehte hai k pyar ek saza hai, Kash koi rokta mujhe pyar hone se pehlay

16. PYAR means....

A wry breakdown of what love actually costs: phone calls, constant longing, lost freedom, and waiting for a message that might never come. PYAR means.... P = Phone karna.. Y = Yaad karna.. A = Azadi khona.. R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!! Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don't PYAR.

17. A Boy Propose A Cute Girl Sms

A boy's proposal gets a skeptical question back, and his comeback is exactly the kind of answer that earns a second look. A Boy Propose A Cute Girl. Boy:- I Love U Girl:- Tumne Mere Me Kya Dekh Liya Jo Muje Propse Kar Rhe Ho? Boy: Sab Kuch Dekhne K Liye Hi To Propose Kar […]

18. Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai

Lists every noble quality that makes a man trustworthy and respectful — which is exactly why every girl calls him 'bhai' (brother). Aankhon Me Sharafat, Chaal Me Nazakat, Dil Me Sachai, Cheray Par Safai, Isi Liye Tou . . . . . Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai "BHAI"

19. An old rich man marries a young girl.

An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

20. Koi sub keh ker pyar jatata hay

Jub koi khayal dil say takrata hay, Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh reh jata hay, Koi sub keh ker pyar jatata hay, To, Koi kuch na keh ker bhi pyar nibhata hay

21. Teri girl friend gaye bazar

twinkle Twinkle little star, teri girl friend gaye bazar, us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar, ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

22. Pyar se pyar mut kero

A playful warning about loving love so completely that it has no reason to wander toward anyone else. Tum Tub Tuk Pyaar Se Pyaar Mut Karo Ki Pyaar Tum Se Pyaar Na Kare Pyaar KoItna Pyaar Karo Ki Pyaar Kisi Aur Se Pyaar Na Kare?

23. pyar ki kismat

pyar ki kismat koi na jane, mar mitne ko taiyar hai diwane, duniya dekhe tamasha aur kahe, jal gaye pyar mae parwane.

24. Sardar proposed a girl......

A sardar proposes to an older girl and solves the age gap with flawless logic. Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.

25. A Guy and girl in a library

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked […]

26. Boy and Girl in Hotel

A restaurant scene: boy proposes marriage one last time, girl says no, boy immediately asks the waiter for separate bills. Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon , tum mujhse shaadi karogi ?? Girl : Nahi Boy : Soch Lo Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana

27. The next girl i will ever love

Beautiful words said by a boy to her lover. 'The next girl i will ever love on earth will be our daughter':-*

28. A guy who truly love his girl

A guy who truly love his girl, Doesn't need to unbutton her shirt to get a better view of her heart..!

29. Boy said I.L.Y to girl

A text abbreviation joke where ILY means something very different to each person. Boy: "ILY" ... Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too, FOREVER..." ... . . . Boy: "I Said, 'I'm Leaving You"

30. Every girl wants a guy who ...

Every girl wants a guy Who hugs her when they're watching a scary or romantic movie, Who gives her his jacket even when he himself is feeling cold, Who will always be the one to make her laugh, Most importantly he will love her for who she is..!

31. one girl asked to pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar […]

32. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?

A cheeky religious joke about a moulvi whose rules shift when he is the subject. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah! girl: can i kiss a boy? moulvi: laahulawala quwata......... girl: can i kiss u? moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

33. A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.