1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai

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1. Chai wala and a girl

Chai wala: bholi si sorut, ankhon me masti dor khari sharmaye, aye haye. Girl Reply: Kali si surat, hath mein kaitli, dor khara chillaye, chai chai :-P

2. Pehla aadha shabd bola hay

Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola. Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ? Wife: Behan

3. Pyar se tab tak pyar na karo

Pyar se tab tak pyar na karo Jab tak pyar aap se pyar na karey Jab pyar aap se pyar kare Tab pyar se itna pyar karo k Pyar kisi or se pyar na kare

4. A girl & boy story

Boy:I love u Girl:Me too Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho Boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho€¦

5. Pyar ko Eid k lamhon me yaad rakhna

Suba jab bhi nikhar dekhna Sham jab bhi bahar dekhna Raat ko tanhai mein Tare jab bhi her baar dekhna Pyar ko sada abaad rakna Pyar ko Eid k lamhon me yaad rakhna

6. Peshab k bad sub se pehla kam ?

Peshab karna k bad sab sa pahla kam kya karna chaheya? . . . . jo gand kiya hai us par pani dalo ya b nae pata

7. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

8. Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna, bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

9. tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai? Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han. Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

10. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]

11. A girl & boy were sitting alone

A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.

12. When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!

When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :( When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. […]

13. Pyar ka dard meetha hota hay

Na janay tum pay itna yaqeen kion hay? Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kion hay?? Pyar ka dard meetha hota hay... to aankh say nikla yeh ansu namkin kion hay?

14. Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar

Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar, hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar, milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar, phir bhi kyun dosti chor kar log karte hain pyar

15. An old rich man marries a young girl.

An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

16. Teri girl friend gaye bazar

twinkle Twinkle little star, teri girl friend gaye bazar, us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar, ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

17. Koi sub keh ker pyar jatata hay

Jub koi khayal dil say takrata hay, Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh reh jata hay, Koi sub keh ker pyar jatata hay, To, Koi kuch na keh ker bhi pyar nibhata hay

18. pyar ki kismat

pyar ki kismat koi na jane, mar mitne ko taiyar hai diwane, duniya dekhe tamasha aur kahe, jal gaye pyar mae parwane.

19. A Guy and girl in a library

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked […]

20. one girl asked to pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar […]

21. A boy ask the girl for a kiss

True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl For A 'Kiss' And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss' But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead"

22. A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

23. Kehte hai k pyar ek saza hai

Nnikal aate hai aansoo rone se pehle‚¦ Toot jate hain sare khuwab sone se pehle‚¦ Kehte hai k pyar ek saza hai, Kash koi rokta mujhe pyar hone se pehlay

24. A Boy Propose A Cute Girl Sms

A Boy Propose A Cute Girl. Boy:- I Love U Girl:- Tumne Mere Me Kya Dekh Liya Jo Muje Propse Kar Rhe Ho? Boy: Sab Kuch Dekhne K Liye Hi To Propose Kar Raha Hu..

25. Sardar proposed a girl......

Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.

26. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"

27. Boy and Girl in Hotel

Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon , tum mujhse shaadi karogi ?? Girl : Nahi Boy : Soch Lo Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana

28. Wo pyar kya jo lafzon main bayan ho

Wo to paani ki boond hai jo ankhon se bah jaay, ansu to wo hai jo tadap ke ankho me hi rah jaay, wo pyar kya jo lafzon main bayan ho, pyar wo hai jo ankho me nazar aaye.....

29. Paani k bulbule sa hai mera pyar

Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagao gi, To mere pyar ko bay hisaab pao gi, Paani k bulbule sa hai mera pyar, Zara si thees lagi to dhundte reh jao gi.

30. Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

31. PYAR means....

PYAR means.... P = Phone karna.. Y = Yaad karna.. A = Azadi khona.. R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!! Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don't PYAR.

32. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah! girl: can i kiss a boy? moulvi: laahulawala quwata......... girl: can i kiss u? moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

33. A girl is like a bird!

A girl is like a bird.. The thing most pretty in this world.. The childhood of girls is their golden age. After that world keeps them into a beautiful cage.. This innocent creature looks like a fairy.. Who loses her feathers aftr geting married.. She leads all her life in serving others.. She also has […]