Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai

Misc SMS Jokes

Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,
Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai,
Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai:p

Related SMS

  1. Dharaktay dil Ke peechay koi Baat Hoti Hai,

    2. Dharaktay dil Ke peechay koi Baat Hoti Hai, Dard-e-dil main Kisi Ki Yaad Hoti Hai, Aye dost tumhain Pata Ho na ho.. Par aapki Har Khushi K Piche Hamari Faryaad HoTi Hai.

  2. A good plan of today

    3. A reminder that a good plan today beats a great plan tomorrow — act now, look back with satisfaction. A good plan of today is better than a great plan of tomorrow. Look backward with satisfaction & look forward with confidence.

  3. Good plan for today

    4. A Good Plan 4 Today Is Better Thn A Great Plan 4 Tommorow! Look Backward With Satisfaction & Look Forward With Confidence.

  4. Love becomes PLAN for life

    5. Love arrives without planning and without reason — but when it's real, it quietly becomes the plan you organize everything else around. In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when LOVE is real, It becomes your PLAN for life and your reason for living.

  5. Two lovers plan to comit suicide

    6. Two lovers plan to comit suicide, the boy jumped first, girl closed her eyes and return back saying "love is blind". Boy in air, opened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"

  6. Plan ur Future in Advance

    7. Future is Not something U Await! It is something U Must Create! Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where U will Spend the Rest of ur Life!

  7. Koi hay jo dua kia kerta hay

    8. Koi hay jo dua kia kerta hay, Apnon main mujhey bhi gina kerta hay, Bohut khush naseeb samajhtay hain khud ko hum, Door reh ker bhi koi yaad kiya kerta hay

  8. Apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega

    9. Given a choice between heaven and hell at God's gate, the sender picks hell — because that's where the recipient will be. God apun se bola khidhar jane ka jannat ya dozakh? Apun bola dozakh u know apun aisa q bola? Because apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega…..

  9. Qasam tumhari tumhain itna piyar karta hoon

    10. A Roman Urdu love message swearing every moment to one person. For when Urdu says what English cannot quite manage. Main apna aj apna kal thumara nam karta hoon, main apne javen ka her aik pal tumharay naam karta hoon, Samait sako gay na jisay tum ta qayamat, Qasam tumhari tumhain itna piyar karta hoon.

  10. Meri or shahrukh khan ki same adat

    11. Claims to share one exact habit with Shah Rukh Khan: neither of them ever texts the other. Meri Or “Shahrukh khan” ki 1 hi adat same hai. Guess, what? ? ? ? Na me usay SMS karta hon, na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p

  11. 1 kabootar

    12. A pigeon flies up and up until it's completely out of sight, and that's the whole story — go back to work. 1 Kabootar Itna Ura Itna ura itna ura Bohut upar gaya, Itna itna bus ab nazar nahin aa raha apna kaam karo, kal dhondain gay

  12. Aaj aap k paas aaney ko G karta hai

    13. After all the sadness, today there's just one urge — to come to you and feel okay again. Tamam gham bhool janey ko G karta hai aaj, Muskuranay ko G karta hai, Bohut G liiye sahare aap ki yadoon k, Aaj aap k paas aaney ko G karta hai

  13. Tumhain koi yaad karta hay

    14. Usy ye baat samjhao tumhain koi yad karta hai, kabhi to milne ajao tmhy koi yad karta hai. Hamare sheher se jab tm gye thy hum ne na roka, hamare dil se mat jao tmhy koi yaad karta hai. Tumhare naam ki har shay wahin mojud hai lekin, kabhi khud bi chale aao tumhe koi […]

  14. kis tarha mainay sambhaley merey jazbaat na pooch

    15. kitni mushkil se kati kal ki meri raat na pooch dil se nikli hui honton me dabi baat na pooch wo kis adaa se merey saamnay se guzraa abhi kis tarha mainay sambhaley merey jazbaat na pooch waqat jo badley to insaan badal jaatey hain kya nahi dikhlaatey yeh gardish-e-halaat na pooch wo kisi ka […]

  15. Mutalba humara

    16. mutalba humara un sy kuch bhi zyda nahi murta to hai hum py woh aur khabi jutata nahi hum ny kub chaha jee jan sy woh chahy humein bhi per woh to itna zalim hai dykh k bhi muskrata nahi kerta to hai roshniyaon ki barish ka wada akser filhaal to andhyry mein hath bhi […]

  16. K lab jab bhi kholta meri guftugu karta

    17. Kash koi aisa ahal-e-dil hota jo meri arzu karta, Khoo jati agar main kahin, to meri justuju karta, Mein us kay zehan-o-dil main kuch is tarah sama jati, K lab jab bhi kholta meri guftugu karta,

  17. Tumhain dekh ker eid kerta hai koi

    18. A message carried through the moon — someone out there still marks the day as Eid simply because they got to see you. Aye Chand… Jab wo teri tarf dekhain Toh unhain kuch yaad delana Phir chupkey se un k pass jana Aur kehna….! Tumhain koi yaad karta hai. Teri umeed karta hai kohi Ajj […]

  18. Kese Bhool Gaya WO

    19. Kese Bhoool gaya wo guzre huwe din Lagta nahi tha us ka dil mere bin Dosto se kaha karta tha wo b, Kiya ye b ji sakta hai mere bin Mazaq ban jaya karta tha jo Doston mein khud ko tanha samjta tha wo mere bin Isse hade diwangi kahoon ya pagalpan tasawar me wo […]

  19. Struggle more effectively

    20. Struggling people never Plan to rest, they Always plan to struggle More effectively instead of rest Because they know "Time has no holidays.."

  20. Kion karta hai tu ghuroor apne aap pe itna

    21. Tells the proud moon not to be so full of itself — it's just a shadow of the one he loves. Ae chand tu bhool jayega apne aap ko, Jab sunay ga dastaan mere pyaar ki, Kion karta hai tu ghuroor apne aap pe itna, Tu to sirf "PARCHAI" hai mere "YAAR" ki...

  21. Taras gaye aapke deedar ko

    22. Taras gaye aapke deedar ko, Dil phir bhi aap k liye dua karta hai, Hum se to acha aap k ghar ka aaina hai, Jo rooz aapko dekha to karta hai...

  22. Kiya is tarhan saath nibhaya hai kisi ne

    23. Chahat ki mehfil main bulaya hai kisi ne, Khud bula ker phir sataya hai kisi ne, Jab tak jali hai shama jalta raha parwana, Kiya is tarhan saath nibhaya hai kisi ne Armaan mere raiza raiza hogaye hain, Yun kil k aangan say giraya hai kisi ne, Aag lagi hai dasht main koi kiya bhujaye […]

  23. Wo yar hamara kaisa hai ?

    24. Aye moj-e-hawa,Ab tu hi bata, Wo yar hamara kaisa hai? Jo bhool gaya hum ko kab se, Wo jaan se pyara kaisa hai ? Kia us ko jeewan lamho mein, Koi lamha mera baqi hai ? Kia uski jaagti aankhon main, Meri yaad se phaili udasi hai ? Kia wo bhi meri tarah yun hi, […]

  24. Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

    25. Munna Bhai turns on the charm to guilt-trip a friend who has been hoarding SMS credits and sending back absolutely nothing. Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Apka Pyara […]

  25. "Bush" replies 2 "Faraz"..

    26. A political joke imagining Bush's reply to Faraz: they share the same fate, just with different betrayers. "Bush" replies 2 "Faraz".. Haal to mera b tere jesa he hy "Faraz",bus farq sirf itna hy . . Tumhain apno ne lota, Hamain ghairon ne koota

  26. Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

    27. Circuit swears an unbreakable commitment to Gandhian honesty — which lasts until a woman's father shows up looking for him at the door. CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya […]

  27. Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

    28. A relatable Roman Urdu exam message capturing the pre-exam paralysis: no time, no plan, no sleep, just pure pained resignation. Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

  28. Har waqt tum ko yaad karta hu

    29. Har waqt tum ko yaad karta hu, Ha main tumsein pyaar karta hu, Kyun tum mujhse khafa ho, Main tumhi pai to marta hu. I love you

  29. Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga

    30. A Munna Bhai hospital joke where a forgotten surgical item inside a patient leads to a negotiation the patient very much prefers to settle in cash. Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai […]

  30. Mil jae gy ek din hum kuch is tarhan

    31. Tairi judae mai hoe jo halat to daikho Raton ko nend na ae kuch to socho Jab say gae ho dur hum sy Yaad utna he aty ho kasam sy Nahin ata aghar yaqeen is baat ka to Khwabon mai taire yaadon ke shidat to daiko Janty hain pyar mai hoty hain imtaihan bhot Tairy […]

  31. Mera RUB ibadat k layaiq hai

    32. Roman Urdu reflection attributed to Hazrat Ali (R.A) on worshipping Allah purely because He deserves it — not out of fear or desire for reward. Main jannat k shoq main ibadat nahi karta k ye ibadat nahin tijarat hai. Main dozukh k khof se ibadat nahin karta k ye ibadat nahin ghulami hai. Main ibadat […]

  32. If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

    33. If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be? -ID -Money -Picture -Credit card -Coins -Calling card -Letter? ?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must! ?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive reply)

  33. Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai itni purani baat

    34. Circuit mentions falling from the 20th floor as a child, and when asked whether he survived, admits it was too long ago to clearly remember. Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha." Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit, "Abhi jaane do […]