Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai itni purani baat

Hindi Munna bhai SMS

Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha."

Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?

Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat...
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!"

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