Door ka Bhai

Hindi Funny SMS

A Pathan explains how he and someone are distant brothers — it turns out thirteen other siblings are the distance between them.

Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai..
Man: door ka me samjha nahii
Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein..

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  1. Jaa tu mera bhai hai

    2. A romantic approach that gets shut down the moment money comes up — no money means instant 'bhai' (brother) status. Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

  2. Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

    3. Circuit swears an unbreakable commitment to Gandhian honesty — which lasts until a woman's father shows up looking for him at the door. CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya […]

  3. Maa ki nand ka bhai aap ka kon?

    4. A convoluted family-chain brain teaser that winds through in-laws, grandchildren, and aunts before landing on a surprisingly close answer. Dimag hay To Jawab do:- Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

  4. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

    5. A Circuit-style complaint SMS demanding a few messages to end the painful wait — signed off by Circuit Bhai in full street-speak. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender... Circuit Bhai!

  5. Altaf bhai jab school gaye

    6. Teacher asks Altaf Hussain how to divide 4 apples among 5 children; his answer is to just remove one child from the equation. Altaf bhai jab school gaye Teacher ne pucha? mere pas 4 apple hain, 5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein? ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

  6. Door reh ker bhi

    7. Roman Urdu verse about an impossible love: distance cannot bring freedom, and closeness cannot deliver the speaker to their destination. Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay, Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay, Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me, Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi […]

  7. Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai itni purani baat

    8. Circuit mentions falling from the 20th floor as a child, and when asked whether he survived, admits it was too long ago to clearly remember. Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha." Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit, "Abhi jaane do […]

  8. Aap k ho ker bhi aap sey door rahey

    9. Tamaam umer zindagi sey door rahey, Apki khushi k liye apni khushi se door rahe. Ab is say barh ker wafa ki saza kya hogi, k aap k ho ker bhi aap sey door rahey...!!!

  9. EXam's song by Munna bhai

    10. A funny Roman Urdu exam song narrated by Munna Bhai about students burning the midnight oil while the clock races toward the paper. EXam's song by Munna bhai: "Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

  10. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

    11. A Munna Bhai college joke where the principal's escalating fine schedule for hostel visits prompts a sensible question about bulk pricing. PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

  11. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

    12. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

  12. Old man, child and the door bell

    13. Old man walking on the street, sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell. Old man goes to the door, rings the bell & says: what else? Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!

  13. Ek diya bhi jale door ki baat hai,

    14. Ek diya bhi jale door ki baat hai, Ho kahi bhi noor namumkin si baat hai, Khud se milne par bhi hai humare paabandiya, Tujh se milna to door ki baat hai.

  14. Door jate howe logoo ko bulate rehna.

    15. Lakh doori ho magar ehad nibhate rehna. Jub b barish ho mera soog manate rehna. Tum gay ho to sari shaam ye adat tehri. Bus kinare pe khare hath hilate rehna. Jane is dil ko ye adab kahan se aaye. Us ki rahoo me nigahoo ko bichate rehna. 1 modat se ye maamool howa hai […]

  15. Door kahin ek basti thi

    16. A short folk tale about a village of laughing witches — ending with the punchline that the receiver clearly grew up there. Door kahin ek basti thi, Wahan churailain basti thein, Un k andar bari masti thi, Jab dekho wo hansti thin, Tum jo itna hansti ho, Usi basti ki lagti ho ;-)

  16. Kept the door open while bathing

    17. Do U know why a sardar ji kept the door open while taking a bath? Because he was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE‚.

  17. The stone was rolled away from the door

    18. The stone was rolled away from the door, not to permit Christ to come out, but to enable the disciples to go in." - Peter Marshall

  18. Acompany guest to the door of house

    19. It is part of the Sunna that A man should accompany his guest to the door of the house. (Ibn Majah, Baihaqi).

  19. I knocked at HEAVENS door

    20. I knocked at HEAVENS door GOD asked" What is your wish of today?" I said " Plz protect love and BLESS the one reading this message" GOD smiled and replied " GRANTED "

  20. Hum say door jao gay kaisay?

    21. Hum say door jao gay kaisay? Dil say hamain bhulao gay kaisay? Hum to woh khushbo hain jo, sanson k zariye dil mein utar jati hay. Khud ki sanson ko rook pao gay kaisay?

  21. Aap paas raho ya door

    22. Aap paas raho ya door, hum dil se dil ki aawaaz mila sakte hain, na khat k na telephone ke Mohtaajh hain hum, per aapke dil ko ek hichkii se hila sakte hain.

  22. chaley gaye they door ek pel key leye

    23. chaley gaye they door ek pel key leye, mager apkey dil key kareeb they her pel key leye, keysey bhulengey apko ek pel key leye, jub khu chukey hai khud ko her pel key leye 

  23. Na kabhi muskurahat aap k hoton se door ho

    24. Na kabhi muskurahat aap k hoton se door ho, Aap ki har khuwahish haqiqat me manzoor ho, ho jayain jo aap humse khafa, khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa qasoor ho‚¦

  24. Door na jaaya karo dil tarap jaata hai

    25. Door na jaaya karo dil tarap jaata hai Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai Aaj pucha hai dil ne ek sawal tumsey Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai?

  25. Phir bhi aap nay door samajh liya

    26. Khamosh thay hum to magroor samaj liya, Chup hai hum to majboor samaj liya, Yehi aap ki khushnasibi hai ke hum itne qarib hain, Phir bhi aap nay door samajh liya.

  26. 2027 is at the door

    27. A New Year message reminding you that life is short — break rules, forgive fast, love truly, laugh often. 2027 is at the door Remember Life is short, break the rules, Forgive quickly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

  27. Happiness be at your door .. EID mubarak

    28. Today i pray that:- Happiness be at ur door May it knock early Stay late & leave the gift of Allah's Peace,love,joy & good health behind shaban mubarak,eid mubarak, ramadan mubarak, May you remain happy all the time Irrespective of any occasion

  28. Kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho?

    29. Bun k ahsas meri dharkan k paas rehtay ho, Tasveer ban k meri aankhon k paas rehtay ho, Aaj poochtay hain aik sawal tumsay, kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho? <Miss You>

  29. Old Year Sab se ho raha hai Door

    30. Hindi New Year SMS borrowing Bollywood energy to say goodbye to the old year and celebrate the new one with full Dhoom Machale spirit. Old Year Sab se ho raha hai Door Kya karein yahi hai Kudrat ka Dastoor Purani Yaadein soch kar Udaas na ho Tum Naya Saal aaya hai chalo.. DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM […]

  30. Rahtey hain jo nigaho se door

    31. ye dosti ke rishte bhi kitne ajeeb hote hai... sab apne apne naseeb hote hain.. rahtey hain jo nigaho se door.. wahi dil ke kareeb hote hain

  31. Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal

    32. Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

  32. ik bar mujh say door ja k daikh kabhi

    33. behar-e-ishq main doob k daikh kabhi jaam-e-mohabbat pee k daikh kabhi her taraf tera hi aks nazar ayai ga meri aankhon mein pyar say daikh kabhi ghuror hay tujhey apni zulfon ki cha'aon ka meri palkon ki chaon mein baith k daikh kabhi kaisi hoti hay tapish zamanay ki nigahon mein meray dil k aangun […]

  33. Kuch door hamare saath chalo

    34. Kuch door hamare saath chalo Hum dil ki kahani kehdein ge Samjhe na tum jisse aankhon se Woh baat zubaani kehdein ge Jo pyar karein ge jaanein ge Har baat hamari maanein ge Jo jaley na hon khudh ulfat mein Woh aag ko paani kehdein ge Jab pyaas jawan ho jaye gi Ehsaas ki manzil […]