Door kahin ek basti thi

Hindi Funny SMS

A short folk tale about a village of laughing witches — ending with the punchline that the receiver clearly grew up there.

Door kahin ek basti thi,
Wahan churailain basti thein,
Un k andar bari masti thi,
Jab dekho wo hansti thin,
Tum jo itna hansti ho,
Usi basti ki lagti ho ;-)

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