MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Hindi Munna bhai SMS

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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    2. EXam's song by Munna bhai: "Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

  2. Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai itni purani baat

    3. Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha." Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat... Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!"

  3. Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

    4. CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to […]

  4. Munna: cigarette slow poison ka kam karta hai.

    5. Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

  5. Door hokar bhi paas nazar ayenge.

    6. Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge, Sukoon bankar dil mein utar jayenge, Mehsus karnay ki koshish kijiye, dur hokar bhi paas nazar ayenge.

  6. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

    7. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender... Circuit Bhai!

  7. Maa ki nand ka bhai aap ka kon?

    8. Dimag hay To Jawab do:- Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

  8. Door ka Bhai

    9. Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai.. Man: door ka me samjha nahii Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein..

  9. Altaf bhai jab school gaye

    10. Altaf bhai jab school gaye Teacher ne pucha? mere pas 4 apple hain, 5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein? ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

  10. Eid k din masjid ke paas se

    11. Na guzarna Eid k din masjid ke paas se, kahin log chand samajhkar apna roza na tod den... aur ho ke khafa khuda aap se.. kahin khubsurat log banana na chor dey

  11. kal anjaan ban kar paas se guzar gai

    12. kabhi wo hum pe jaan dia karti thi jo kehtay they wo maan lia karti thi kal anjaan ban kar paas se guzar gai Woh jo door se pehchaan lia karte thi...

  12. Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?

    13. Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

  13. Aaj aap k paas aaney ko G karta hai

    14. Tamam gham bhool janey ko G karta hai aaj, Muskuranay ko G karta hai, Bohut G liiye sahare aap ki yadoon k, Aaj aap k paas aaney ko G karta hai

  14. Aap paas raho ya door

    15. Aap paas raho ya door, hum dil se dil ki aawaaz mila sakte hain, na khat k na telephone ke Mohtaajh hain hum, per aapke dil ko ek hichkii se hila sakte hain.

  15. paas pa storo Asmanono key dey goram

    16. Da golno pa rangono key dey goram, DA ZRA sreko ao dardono key dey goram, khoga yaara che pa nema shpa rayaad shy, paas pa storo Asmanono key dey goram

  16. Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai,

    17. Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai, Hamaara dil, Hamaara dil, Hamaara dil, . . Hamaara dil bhi hamare pas hai:p

  17. Aisa DOST kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay

    18. Ashq bahay to ahsaas hota hay, Pyar k bina jeevan kitna udas hota hay, Umar ho teri sitaron jitni lambi, Aisa DOST kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay.

  18. Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay.

    19. Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay, Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay, Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me, Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!

  19. Jaa tu mera bhai hai

    20. Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

  20. Koi titli hamarey paas aati bhi, to kia aati

    21. Koi titli hamarey paas aati bhi, to kia aati, Yun ghut-ghut k mar jana, hamain manzoor tha laikin, Kisi kam-zarf per zahir na ki majbooriyan hum nay, Hum is mehmil main bus ek baar sach bolay thay, Zabaan per umer bhar mehsoos ki chingariyon ham nay, Samajhtay thay magar phir bhi na rakhi dooriyan humne, […]

    22. If you have seen "Munna bhai MBBS" or "Lage raho munna bhai", you must be aware of who Munna bhai is, and munna bhai tapori language, keeping in view of liking his style we have compiled munna bhai sms messages collection here.

  22. Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

    23. MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ? aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

  23. Aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai

    24. Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay. Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal. Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye. Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar […]

  24. Yeh Oxford kya hai

    25. MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

  25. Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?

    26. MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha

  26. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..

    27. MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

  27. Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?

    28. Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he? Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

  28. Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

    29. Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

  29. Bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

    30. Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

  30. dil to dil tha

    31. rooty es kader menaya na gaya. door itna ho gaye paas bulaya na gaya. dil to dil tha samendar ki ret nahe. likha diya jo naam to mitaya na gaya.

  31. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

    32. 1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

  32. Principal shock, student rocks

    33. Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off...! STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE" Principal shock...! Student rocks....! B-)

  33. apni yadoon ka ghulam ker gaya

    34. aaj door se hi koi salam kar gaya, apni yadon ka ghulam ker gaya , apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas, aaj wohi humain nilaam kar gaya........