MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Hindi Munna bhai SMS

A Munna Bhai college joke where the principal's escalating fine schedule for hostel visits prompts a sensible question about bulk pricing.

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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