Munna: cigarette slow poison ka kam karta hai.

Hindi Munna bhai SMS

A Munna Bhai medical exchange where his slow-poison warning about cigarettes meets a patient who sees no particular urgency in the matter.

Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

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