Man needs a poison

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can't sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn't knew u had a prescription.

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    2. A snake has its poison in its teeth.. A dog in its tongue.. A scorpio in its tale.. Its only the human who have poison in their hearts..! Strange but true!

  2. Love is sweet poison

    3. Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.

  3. Love is sweet poison:

    4. Love is sweet poison: Do not consume without your beloved's advise and keep out of reach of children and keep it in cool and dark place

  4. 2 get through this life, feel it, live it, face it

    5. 95 days after my birth, I knew who is my mom. 90 days after my first syllable, I knew what words are. 30 minutes after my loved one left me, I knew what tears are. 25 feet off from the ground over the cliff, I knew what it is to be alive. 20 days after […]

  5. Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?

    6. wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

  6. Happy New Year My Sweetheart

    7. My Dear, I Have Decided To Store Your Name In My Heart This New Season. It Can Be Destroyed By Insects If I Store It On The Leaves, It Will Be Faded If I Write It On A Piece Of Paper, Happy New Year To You.

  7. Before and after marriage

    8. Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don't even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance […]

  8. Before & after marriage

    9. Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,

  9. Man before Marriage is like Airtel

    10. Man before Marriage is like Airtel.... "Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He's Like Hutch... "Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

  10. The Equation of Marriage

    11. The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!

  11. Marriage is made of trust & understanding

    12. What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.

  12. First marriage is the triumph of

    13. First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

  13. MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

    14. What's Marriage? . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense

  14. Life of a medical student

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  15. When a man holds a woman hands?

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  16. Chances of my recovering?

    17. Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.

  17. A cute little smile 4 breakfast

    18. Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.

  18. A leader is one who

    19. A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way and shows the way.

  19. Before marriage, After marriage

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  20. 4 Stages of marriage

    21. 4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad bcoz of each other.

  21. Behavior before and after marriage

    22. If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)

  22. Love marriage is better because

    23. Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because "A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST"

  23. Differentiate wife and mother

    24. Teacher: How Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"

  24. More Love & Care

    25. Everyone Shows More Love & Care In The Beginning Of Any Relationship But No One Maintains It Till The Last SAD BUT TRUE!!.

  25. Answer to "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"

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  26. If u were my husband / wife

    27. If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee If you were my wife I would drink it.

  27. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage

    28. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

  28. Principle of softness overcoming hardness.

    29. Water is the softest thing, yet it can penetrate mountains and earth. This shows clearly the principle of softness overcoming hardness.

  29. Girls misuse it, models sell it

    30. Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it! doctors advice it! death freezes it! artists create it! Guess, what's that? It's SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

  30. Better think before you smile.

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  31. The cross of Christ

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    34. Be ~A DIODE To Remove Negative Thinking ~A TRANSISTOR To Amplify The Character ~A RESISTOR To Drop Bad Habits ~A CAPACITOR To Store Good Thoughts:-)