4 Stages of marriage

4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

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  1. Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

    2. Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES TEEN AGE Have Time & Energy Bt No Money WORKING AGE Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time OLD AGE Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy

  2. Before and after marriage

    3. Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don't even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance […]

  3. Before & after marriage

    4. Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,

  4. Man before Marriage is like Airtel

    5. Man before Marriage is like Airtel.... "Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He's Like Hutch... "Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

  5. The Equation of Marriage

    6. The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!

  6. First marriage is the triumph of

    7. First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

  7. Marriage is made of trust & understanding

    8. What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.

  8. Before marriage, After marriage

    9. *Love b4 Marriage* Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe, mei nahe to tum nahe... *Love after Marriage* "baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

  9. MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

    10. What's Marriage? . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense

  10. Behavior before and after marriage

    11. If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)

  11. Love marriage is better because

    12. Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because "A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST"

  12. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage

    13. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

  13. Marriage is like going to a restaurant

    14. Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you"d ordered that.....

  14. Secret of successful marriage

    15. A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!

  15. Before marriage & after marriage

    16. He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will […]

  16. LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

    17. It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

  17. Words for long and happy marriage

    18. 7 words for a long and happy marriage Yes Dear I am sorry It's my fault.

  18. What is marriage?

    19. What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....

  19. Any boyfriend before marriage

    20. Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

  20. Marriage is that relation between

    21. Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

  21. A child after 3 month of marriage

    22. A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

  22. 2 Men talking abt marriage & divorce

    23. 2 MEN TALKING 1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry 2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!

  23. Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..

    24. Interesting Definitions SCHOOL; A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays Life Insurnce; A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich Doctor; A person who kills Ur ills by pills & kills U by bills Mariage; It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & […]

  24. Loves U How Much

    25. Two things are never defined in whole life, 1 is LOVE: Bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much. 2nd Friend: Bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.

  25. When a man holds a woman hands?

    26. "When a man holds a woman hands?" When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

  26. Differentiate wife and mother

    27. Teacher: How Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"

  27. Dolphin tears and waters

    28. Dolphin said To Water: U Can't See My Tears Bcoz I Am in The Water. Water Reply: But I Can Feel Ur Tears Bcoz U R in My Heart. That is feeling of FRIENDSHIP.

  28. Better think before you smile.

    29. 1 smile = 1 friendship 1 friendship = 1 love 1 love = 1 proposal 1 proposal = 1 marriage And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem. so better think before you smile.

  29. Man needs a poison

    30. Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can't sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn't knew u had a prescription.

  30. Desperate to get married

    31. Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..

  31. Kiss is the key of love.

    32. Kiss is the key of love. Love is the key of marriage. Marriage is the box of children. Children are problem of pakistan. So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.

  32. Everyone has a best friend...

    33. "Everyone has a BEST FRIEND during each stage of life, But Only lucky ones have the same friend in all stages of life"....!!!!

  33. Most expensive way to sleep

    34. The Most Expensive Way To Sleep With A Woman Is.. . . . Marriage!