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1. Kiss is the first step to show

Kiss is the first step to show how much i love you, how much i think about you, how much i miss u and show that i trust u...

2. Alphabets for fashion geeks :p

This Is How Fashion Freaks Learn Alphabets Today: A For Armani B - Burberry C - Chanel D - Dior E - Escada F - Fendi G - Gucci H - Hermes I - Iceberg J - Jimmy Choo K - Karl Lagerfeld L - Louis Vuitton M - Manolo Blahnik N - Nina Ricci […]

3. Monkeys play football

Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep. Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

4. Girls wont mind dating with monkeys

A cynical one-liner about money, trees, and who girls would date. "If Money Ever Grew On Trees Girl's Would'nt Mind Dating With Monkeys"

5. no words powerful to show my love

There Are No Words Powerful Enough To Show My Feelings For You, But Trust Me, I LOVE YOU I REALLY LOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.

6. Just show all your love on Valentine Day

There is only one thing I wish to say There is only one day left for Valentine day Let all the lovers of the world unite Let there be peace and love in everyone's sight Let the kisses flow smoothly like a stream Let everyone meet the men and women of their dreams Let everyone […]

7. Scratch & win

A scratch-card reveal joke where the prize turns out to be a Pathan identity. Scratch & Win .. |||||||| |||||||n ||||||an ||||han |||than Pathan ... Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->

8. Hotho se jo choo liya, ehsas ab tak hai

Romantic setup about lips touching and a lingering sensation — the cause turns out to be a green chilli. Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain… Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

9. 1 crore thukra diye

A KBC game-show setup where the sender gives up one crore rupees rather than name the world's biggest fool — for obvious reasons. KBC main shahrukh ne mujh se pocha world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai? main ne 1 crore thukra diye, magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

10. Sending You Red, Yellow, White, Black, and Red Roses

Bunch of rose I am sending you Yellow to show our happiness White to show our purity Black to show our darkest secrets And red to show our love

11. Outstanding in their field

A Sardar standing motionless in a grass field explains he's trying to win the Nobel Prize — because he heard it goes to those outstanding in their field. Man sees Sardar-G standing in d middle of a huge field of grass & notices, He is just standing dere, doing nothing, looking @ nothing Man asks: […]

12. Price of a dress = 5 kiss or 10 kiss

A girl negotiates dress prices in kisses at a shop — then informs the shopkeeper her grandmother will be paying the bill. Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay.. Shopkeeper: 5 kiss Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay Shopkeeper: 10 kiss Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

13. True saying about women.....

True saying.... Women never dress up to impress man, She dress up to irritate other women.

14. Husband at the bank

Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

15. 1 sweet person like U makes life Sweet

"24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day" ! "7 sweet days make 1 sweet week" ! "4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month" ! "but ....." 1 sweet person like U makes life Sweet"

16. 1 sweet friend like 'U' make..

24 sweet hours make 1 sweet day! 7 sweet days make 1 sweet week! 4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month! But 1 sweet friend like 'U' Make my whole life sweet.

17. Always start your day with a lot of S E X ...

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

18. If i was there tonight:

If i was there tonight: i would cover you in a blanket of love, and hold you in my arms all night. I would protect you against the monsters under your bed and show you how much i care about you. kisses and hugs, sweet dreams Good Night

19. Apne pyar ko mat chupao

Three pieces of advice: show your love, show your beauty, and please — stop the perfume and just take a bath. Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h jatane ki, Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h dikhane ki... Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao, tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

20. Very difficult to forget the dear ones

'Near ones r not dear' 'Dear ones r not near' It is easy to remember the near ones. But... Very difficult to forget the dear ones. HAPPY Valentine's Day.

21. So please keep active my Heart

A romantic SMS that turns a heartbeat into a phone metaphor — sweet and silly. Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart...! Ur miss call is beat of my Heart...! Ur call is blood circulation of my heart...! So please keep my active Heart...!

22. Rs.500 for each money-saving idea

Company offered Rs.500 for each money-saving idea submitted by it's employees. First prize went to the employee who suggested the award be cut to Rs.250:p

23. Roses r red .. violts r blue

Roses r red, violets r blue, monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Dont get angry, you will find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at you. :D

24. Near ones are not dear. Dear ones are not near.

Near ones are not dear. Dear ones are not near. Itz easy to remember the near ones, but very difficult to forget the dear ones...!!

25. Flower turns 2 fruit but not vice versa

"Flower Turns 2 Fruit But Fruit Cant Turns To Flower" Just Think Friendship May Turns 2 Love But Love Cant Turns 2 Friendship.

26. So sweet is ur SMILE

So sweet is ur SMILE..... So sweet is ur STYLE..... So sweet is ur VOICE..... So sweet is ur EYE....... See how sweetly I LIE!!

27. Boy: BUS aur LARKI

A classic back-and-forth roast: boys compare girls to buses, and girls fire back with an equally sharp observation about how boys travel in packs. Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....

28. How he got into the house

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “Youll get your chance in court,‚ said the Police officer. “No, no no!‚ said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. Ive been trying […]

29. Fatman sitting in a train cabin

A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

30. Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

Classic romantic "you're in my heart, my soul, everywhere" setup, derailed when a Dettol advertisement reminds everyone that germs are everywhere too. Dil main tum dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

31. I am sorry and Trust me

"I'm sorry" & "Trust me" Are the 2 most overly used Phrases. Don't tell me you're sorry, Show me you are ! ! Don't tell me to trust you Show me that i can !!

32. No more tear

Dear O Dear, You are not Near, But I can Hear, Dont Get Fear, Your memories Here, Live with Cheer, No more Tear!.......

33. A pathan said to his friend

A Pathan self-roast about bathing habits — told with unintentional honesty. A pathan said to his friend: "mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai".