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1. Scratch it on EID

Scratch it ||||||||||| E|||||||||| Ei||||||||| EiD|||||||| EiD M|||||| EiD MU||||| EiD MUB|||| EiD MUBA||| EiD MUBAR|| EiD MUBARA| .::. EiD MUBARAK .::.

2. 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua? Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

3. Mosquito to say sorry

At night if mosquito bites what to do..? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Just scratch n sleep again ! We r not Rajnikant 2 make the Mosquito say Sorry:p

4. Scratches cant be removed.!

Relations are like glass; A scratch in one side will reflect on other side too, Always handle feelings with care because scratches cant be removed.!

5. What to do when mosquito bites?

At Night If Mosquito Bites, What Should We Do.? ? ? ? ? Just Scratch N Sleep Again We R Not Rajnikant 2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry.

6. Its your eid gift

It's your Eid Gift 47028918583496 Rs.1000 walay scratch card ka number hay load kar lo. Nahi load howa? Kamal hey, jub me ne kia tha tab to ho gia tha:)

7. Best Way To Live In ''KARACHI'' With Peace!

Best Way To Live In ''KARACHI'' With Peace! - I m 'Pathan', My Name Is 'Altaf', I Speak 'Sindhi' And Live In 'Baloch Colony' With My 'Punjabi' Family

8. Kia koi meri tarah jeet k hara ho ga...

Wo to is soch me sahil pe khara doob gia, Kitna gehra tere darya ka kinara ho ga, Wo mera ho k bhi mehroom raha mujhse Saqib, Kia koi meri tarah jeet k hara ho ga...

9. Pathan's wife bought sweater

Pathan's wife bought a Beautiful sweater for her husband... She sent it to him by parcel Along with a note ... That said "the buttons of d sweater r removed Since they were too heavy & added To the postage. U'll find 'em In d right hand pocket of the sweater"

10. jeet to saktay the ishq ki baazi hum bhi

raat kya dhali taaray chale gayai ghairon say kya gila jab apnay chale gayai jeet to saktay the ishq ki baazi hum bhi per unhe jeetanay ke lye hum harte chale gaye

11. Hans kar gum bholana zindagi hai

Hasna zindagi hai, has kar gum bholana zindagi hai, jeet kar hanse to kya hanse, haar kar khushiyan manaana zindagi hai

12. Raat kya dhali sitare chala gayay,

Raat kya dhali sitare chala gayay, Gairo sa kya gila jab aapna chalay gayay, Jeet to saktay thay ishq bi bazi ham bhi, Magar tumhe jitanay ka liya hartay chalay gayay

13. har koi is dil ko churana nahi janta

har koi in honton pe muskan lana nahi janta, har koi is dil ko churana nahi janta, ek tum hi to ho jo hum se jeet gaye, warna har koi humain harana nahi janta.

14. Meant by I Miss you

Teacher: what is meant by "I MISS YOU" . . . . Pathan: Is ka matlab hai "Mein tumhari miss hon!"

15. Mirror who kill liars

Once there was a mirror which used to kill "LIERS" FRENCH:I think I don't smoke (killed) AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed) PATHAN:I think (killed)

16. Tumhari yaad aati hai to aankhein bheeg jaati hai

Tumhari yaad aati hai to aankhein bheeg jaati hai, Tumhari yaad aati hai to raat beet jaati hai, Bhulana to bahut chaha magar yaadein to yaadein hai, Kabhi hum haar jaate hai kabhi yeh jeet jaati hai.

17. 1 bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha

Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha: bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai, pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.

18. A pathan said to his friend

A pathan said to his friend: "mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai".

19. Barsaat Reh Gai..

Mil Kar Bhi Ussay Hasrat-E-Mulaqat Reh Gai, Baadal To Ghar Aaey thay Barsaat Reh Gai, Wo Aaj Yun Mila K Hamain Janta Na Ho, Lab To Meray Khulay Thay Magar Baat Reh Gai, Mai Haar K Bhi Khush Hoon k Tum Jeet To Gaey, Qismat Main Meri Maat Thi So Maat Reh Gai, Daaman Main […]

20. Kisi Se Bhi Milna, Usay Jeet Lena

Miley Har Qadam PAy Rafaqat Tmhari Kahan Hum Kahan Yeh Inayat TUmhari Humein Chahiye Bas Taluq Tumhara Muhabbat Miley Ya Adawat Tumhari Kisi Se Bhi Milna, Usay Jeet Lena Barri Dil Nasheen Hai Yeh Adat Tumhari NA Dekha Jahan Mein Aur Koi Tumsa Barri Munfarid Hai Tabiyat Tumhari Humein Zindagi K Kathan Raston Mein Hemesha […]

21. Kya khabar tum ko dosti kya hai

Kya khabar tum ko dosti kya hai Ye roshni bhi hai andhera bhi hai Khwahishon se bhara jazeera bhi hai Bohat anmol ek heera bhi hai Dosti ek haseen khwab bhi hai Pass se dekho to sarab bhi hai Dukh milne pe yeh azaab bhi hai Aur yeh pyaar ka jawaz bhi hai Dosti yoon […]

22. Alphabets for fashion geeks :p

This Is How Fashion Freaks Learn Alphabets Today: A For Armani B - Burberry C - Chanel D - Dior E - Escada F - Fendi G - Gucci H - Hermes I - Iceberg J - Jimmy Choo K - Karl Lagerfeld L - Louis Vuitton M - Manolo Blahnik N - Nina Ricci […]

23. Modern definition of will power

Question: What Is Will-Power? Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification, 20 msg & 30 Friend Reqeust on facebook, And Still You Click . . . . . LOGOUT

24. Don't copy if u can't paste! :p

A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]

25. Life of girl vs boys as compare to facebook

Dear Guys, May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-D Dear Girls, May your life not be as bad as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-P

26. Ladki ko mirgi ka attack

Science teacher : agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

27. A man received an unknown call..

A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]

28. Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

29. The length & breadth & height of you

The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I'll have to take a bite of you.

30. Biggest and most repeated internet lie

The Biggest Internet Lie that we have all told at least once . . . . . "I have Read & I agree to the Terms & conditions.." :-P :-D Lolzz

31. Meaning of Pakistan in 2008

Meaning of Pakistan in 2008 P = Petrol 68.89 A = Aata 26 rs kg K = Khudkash hamle I = Ilm ki Kami S = Sarko Pe Pani T = Traffic Jam A = Awam Pareshan N = No Electricity

32. Break bones not heart

Don't Break anyone's heart They have only one of it... Break their bones.. They have 206 of them.. ;-)

33. First ATM Password

I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.