Scratch & win

Misc SMS Jokes

A scratch-card reveal joke where the prize turns out to be a Pathan identity.

Scratch & Win ..
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Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->

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  2. Shadi me 1 pathan

    3. Pathan eats for hours at a wedding banquet; explains he had no choice — the invitation card said 'Dinner 7 to 10 PM.' Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon, per kia karon card me likha tha […]

  3. Picture on driving license and facebook

    4. Funny Truth- No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture, nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)

  4. 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

    5. A Pathan joke built on a simple mix-up about the word 'abu' (father). 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua? Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

  5. Monkeys fashion show

    6. A sweet setup that turns into a roast: you always dress perfectly, which is exactly why you'll take first prize at the monkeys' fashion show. Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna […]

  6. Door ka Bhai

    7. A Pathan explains how he and someone are distant brothers — it turns out thirteen other siblings are the distance between them. Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai.. Man: door ka me samjha nahii Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein..

  7. Its your eid gift

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  8. Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

    9. A teacher asks a Pathan what a murderer is called, using the example of killing one's own father. Pathan's answer sidesteps the vocabulary entirely. Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ? Pathan: Pata nahi, Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay? Pathan: YATEEM

  9. Outstanding in their field

    10. A Sardar standing motionless in a grass field explains he's trying to win the Nobel Prize — because he heard it goes to those outstanding in their field. Man sees Sardar-G standing in d middle of a huge field of grass & notices, He is just standing dere, doing nothing, looking @ nothing Man asks: […]

  10. 2 sardar sit in a coffee shop

    11. Two Sardars at a coffee shop debate drinking speed until the menu prices reveal there's a perfectly logical reason not to rush. 2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop 1st: "jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi" 2nd: "Tu kia? 1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs. […]

  11. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

    12. A Pathan arrives at a locked door with a taunting note from his friend and comes up with the ideal written response. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko, Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia, "Hum tu aaya […]

  12. Funny hindi new year gift message

    13. Funny Hindi/Roman Urdu New Year SMS that tricks the reader into looking down for their gift — only to reveal the joke. Neeche Dekho Apna "New Year Gift" . . . . . . . . . . Kya Hua.. Nahi Mila... Aaj New Year Hai Kya? Chale Aaye Gift Lene. !!!

  13. 14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?

    14. A Pathan asks an elder a completely innocent question about Independence Day prayers — gets two slaps before anyone can clarify. 1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha, Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye 1 admi ne pathan se pocha, tumne kia bola tha..?? Pathan:Maine sirf pocha k 14 August ki namaz kahan ho […]

  14. Khat mily ya na mily

    15. A Pathan's wedding invitation includes an unusual clause for people who don't receive it in time. pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana. tum q nahi aye. 2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi 1st pathan: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

  15. 1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!.

    16. A Pathan dies smiling when lightning strikes — his last thought makes perfect sense once you hear it. 1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!. Per uski laash haste hue mili, Farishton ne pocha aisa kion? Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara photo kheench raha hai :p

  16. Rs.500 for each money-saving idea

    17. Company offered Rs.500 for each money-saving idea submitted by it's employees. First prize went to the employee who suggested the award be cut to Rs.250:p

  17. Beech road pe bus rok di

    18. A policeman asks a Pathan why he stopped the bus in the middle of the road — the Pathan had a sign to follow. Policeman: tum ne Beech road pe bus q rok di ??? Pathan: hum sheher me Naya aya hay mgr Qanoon nahi torta, Wo samne dekho likha hy "bus stop" Tou hum […]

  18. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya

    19. Pathan receives a blank SMS, calls back, and politely warns the sender that their mobile's ink has run out. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!

  19. Parrot bola pathan

    20. A Pathan walks through town with a parrot on his shoulder; when asked what creature it is, the parrot speaks first. Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha.. Kisi nay pocha:"Yeh kon sa janwar hai?" tota(parrot) bola: "PATHAN"

  20. Pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

    21. A Pathan joins a funeral procession, mishears the prayer, and shouts 'Long Live!' at entirely the wrong moment. 1 jinaza ja raha tha bohut say log sath ja rahay thay 1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

  21. If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

    22. If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be? -ID -Money -Picture -Credit card -Coins -Calling card -Letter? ?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must! ?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive reply)

  22. Roza rakho gay?

    23. A Sikh tests a Pathan on Ramadan observance — fasting no, taraweeh prayers no, but iftari absolutely yes. Not that kafir. Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge? Pathan: Nahi Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay? Pathan: Mushkil Hai Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay… Pathan: Yaraa…Ab Ham Itna B Kafir Nahi He….

  23. Car k indicators

    24. A Pathan asked to check if the car indicators are working steps outside and reports back in the most literal way. 1 pathan dusre se: "Zara car se bahir dekhna k indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?" Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker: Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi

  24. 1 pathan aero plane mein

    25. Pathan grabs the pilot's headphones mid-flight — he paid for the ticket, so why should the pilot get the music to himself? 1 pathan aero plane me pilot say headphone cheen leta hai. Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho? Pathan says: Ticket ka paisa hum bhare aur gana tum akela suney:p

  25. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya

    26. Pathan splits his own head hammering a nail with a rock because someone told him to use his khopri (skull) as a tool. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. ne pocha:- "khan sahab kia howa ?" Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p

  26. Mosquito to say sorry

    27. At night if mosquito bites what to do..? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Just scratch n sleep again ! We r not Rajnikant 2 make the Mosquito say Sorry:p

  27. Air hostess pathan se

    28. A Pathan on a flight asks for his chai with a taweez (amulet); the air hostess clarifies: it's just a tea bag. Air hostess pathan se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge? Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao. Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai .... :)

  28. Never shortchange urself

    29. Never shortchange yourself for someone else, or else you will lose your own identity.

  29. Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

    30. A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]

  30. A smile is like a Sim card

    31. A smile is like a Sim card & Life is like a cellphone Whenever You insert the Sim card of a smile , A beautiful day is Activated ... Good morning & Keep smiling

  31. News reporter & pathan

    32. A news reporter asks a Pathan how so many Pathans died on a station platform — and the explanation involves an announcement taken far too literally. News reporter: KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray? Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, sub ne patri par […]

  32. Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gia

    33. Pathan at a marriage meeting asks how many brothers the girl has; she says she had three but now has four (odd reply, no explanation). Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain? Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 […]

  33. Heart is mobile and u r sim

    34. GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!