1 crore thukra diye

Hindi Insult SMS

A KBC game-show setup where the sender gives up one crore rupees rather than name the world's biggest fool — for obvious reasons.

KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

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    2. Kyu dil k mere tukray kar diye, kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan sey baha diye, gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhain, kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhar diye

  2. Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain

    3. Urdu poem asking a fair question: among friends who are forgotten and friends who are remembered, where do you fall? Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain kuch dost pal-pal yad aatey hain hum apse yahi puchna chahte hain k dosto ki is qataar me hum kahan aatey hain

  3. Khatarnak game

    4. Two girls discuss which game is the most dangerous, and the answer is less about sport and more about company. Ek larki dosri se...!!! Sab se khatarnak game kon sa ha..? 2nd girl; Har woh game jo boys ke sath khela jaey, Khass kar andhery main

  4. 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?

    5. A miser saved a life today: asked a beggar what he'd do with a thousand rupees, heard 'die of joy,' and wisely kept his wallet shut. 1 kanjoos dosray say: Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai. Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha: 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega? Wo bola, Khushi se mar […]

  5. Kash tum bakri hotay

    6. Wishing you were a goat — so the sender could feed you, pull your horns affectionately, and hear you bleat. Then asks who's the fool here, you or them. Kash tum bakri hotay ! Main tumhain ghaas khilata or pyar say tumhara seeng hilata aur pochta... PAGAL kon??? tum ya Main? or tum pyar say […]

  6. Monkeys fashion show

    7. A sweet setup that turns into a roast: you always dress perfectly, which is exactly why you'll take first prize at the monkeys' fashion show. Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna […]

  7. Life is a ...

    8. Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

  8. Gungunatay Hue Anchal Ki Hawa Deh

    9. Gungunatay Hue Anchal Ki Hawa Deh Mujh Ko Ungliyaan phair Ke BAloon Main Sulla Deh Mujh Ko Jis Tarah Faltu Guldaan Paray Rehtay Hain Apne Ghar Ke Kisi Konay Se Lagga Deh Mujh Ko Yaad Kar Ke Mujhe Takleef He Hoti Hogii Aik Kissa Hoon Purana Sa Bhulla Deh Mujh Ko Doobtay Doobtay Awaaz Teri […]

  9. Aisa DOSTANA humara,

    10. A friendship poem pairing you with the sender in flattering combos — boat and shore, rain and cloud — until the last line: I'm April, you're Fool. Aisa DOSTANA humara, Mein KASHTI tu KINARA, Mein VARSHA tu BADAL, Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL, Mein HOT tu COOL, Mein APRIL tu FOOL. Ha Ha Ha.....

  10. FOOL se, FOOL ne,

    11. FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya ' You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

  11. 31st March Or 1st april

    12. 31st March Or 1st april Fool is Fool dosnt matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)

  12. Tere qareb aa kay bari uljhano main hon

    13. Tere qareb aa kay bari uljhano main hon, Main dushmanon main hon k tere doston main hon, Badla na mere baad bhi mouzu-e-guftago, Main ja chuka hon phir bhi teri mehfilon main hon, Mujh se bichar k tu bhi to roeyga umer bhar, Yeh soch lay k main bhi teri khuwahishon main hon, Tu hans […]

  13. Funny hindi new year msg

    14. Funny Roman Urdu New Year SMS imagining a crore-rupee bag where every note has 'Happy New Year' written on it. Bhagwan kare aap ko ek Crore rupay Sey bhara howa bag mile ? ? ? ? ? Aur Har ek note Pe likha ho HAPPY NEW YEAR :D

  14. Jo mila hay woh mila ban kay paraya mujh ko

    15. Phir kisi yad nay shab bhar hay jagaya mujh ko Kiya saza di hay mohabat nay khudaya mujh ko ‚  Din ko aaram hay na rat ko hay chain kabhi Janay kis khaak say qudrat nay banaya mujh ko ‚  Dukh to yeh hay keh zamanay main milay ghair sabhi Jo mila hay woh mila […]

  15. Sending You Red, Yellow, White, Black, and Red Roses

    16. Bunch of rose I am sending you Yellow to show our happiness White to show our purity Black to show our darkest secrets And red to show our love

  16. The Game

    17. I know u think u broke my heart but I knew your game right from the start I saw your game and played it 2 so look here I play the jokes on u!

  17. Hope to hug you soon

    18. My sweetest memory-UR message. My biggest sadness-The distance My biggest hope-i will HUG you soon My strongest prayer relation continues forever.

  18. 5 fingers for these reasons

    19. Five fingers, five meanings: promises for friends, someone special, the jealous ones, silencing critics, and staying fine no matter what. I have 5 finger for these reasons: -My little finger to make promises for my best friends -My ring finger for someone special when the time is right -My middle finger to those who are […]

  19. Open after 2 days

    20. Plz open this after 2 days at saturday. . . . . . I know u can't wait. So Congratz. U r a 1st FOOL of 2012. April Fool in Advance

  20. HOROON ko SAZA mili hay

    21. A dream-sequence insult where God confirms the recipient's presence among heavenly companions is their punishment, not any kind of reward. Main nay aap ko kal khuwab main HOROON k darmiyan daikha. Main nay khuda say pocha, Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai. Khuda nay farmaya: is ko jaza nahin, HOROON ko SAZA mili […]

  21. Izhar e muhabbat

    22. Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat say agar nafrat hai, Tu nay hontoo ko larznay say too roka hota, bay niazi say, magar kanptey awaz k sath, Tu nay gabhra k mera naam na pocha hota, younhi be wajha bhataknay ki zarorat kiya thi, Dam-e-rukhsat mai, agar yaad na aaya hota, Hosla tujh ko na tha mujh say juda […]

  22. 2 all who celebrate april fool

    23. i m sending this fool msg . . . . . . 2 All Fools . . . . . . who celeBrate . . . . . . . ''APRIL FOOL''

  23. 14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?

    24. A Pathan asks an elder a completely innocent question about Independence Day prayers — gets two slaps before anyone can clarify. 1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha, Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye 1 admi ne pathan se pocha, tumne kia bola tha..?? Pathan:Maine sirf pocha k 14 August ki namaz kahan ho […]

  24. Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

    25. Classic romantic "you're in my heart, my soul, everywhere" setup, derailed when a Dettol advertisement reminds everyone that germs are everywhere too. Dil main tum dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

  25. Khuwab ab raat bhar nahin aatay

    26. Dost dushman nazar nahin atay Ab to pather bhi ghar nahin atay Sub ko roona mera mazaq lagay Ashq aankhon main bhar nahin aatay Baap say pocho kia guzarti hai Baitiyon k jo bur nahin aatay Mujh say pocha yeh raat wehshat nay aaj kal aap ghar nahin aatay, Dosti ho gaye sitaron say, Khuwab […]

  26. jane kiun woh sansoo ki dor totne nahi deta

    27. jane kiun woh sansoo ki dor totne nahi deta bas qadam aur chalne kawasta dekar mujhe rokne nahi deta bat kehta hai woh mujh se hans hans kar je lene ki ajeeb shakhs hai mujh ko chain se rone nahi deta ajj hosla deta hai mujhe chand sitaron ko cho lene ka woh piar se […]

  27. Kini waryi phone kita per

    28. Punjabi joke SMS: Sheikh ignores calls because the ringtone he paid thirty rupees for is meant to entertain his father, not callers. MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya Sheikh: kion Chukhan , jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye, ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga

  28. Tum to sab ki nani ho

    29. A man declares poetic devotion to someone — only to ask the neighborhood kids for a reference check that doesn't go his way. Main payasa hon or tum pani ho, main kalam hon or tum kahani ho, jab pocha gali k bacho say, to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,

  29. bottle main Pepsi say zyaada ....

    30. A funny Roman Urdu miss you SMS comparing how much the sender misses someone to a series of increasingly absurd benchmarks. bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I MISS U

  30. Titlee jo ek mujh ko mili thi kitaab main

    31. Titlee jo ek mujh ko mili thi kitaab main Woh apna aks chore gayi mere khuwaab main Ab tak woh mere zehen main uljha sawaal hai Shaamil rahi jo har ghari mere nisaab main Aankhon main neend hai na koi khuwaab door tak Rehte hain hum bhi aaj kal waise azaab main Milta hai gardishon […]

  31. Reasons make Relationship precious

    32. Some reasons make Relationship precious, But Only precious Relationships are made with no Reasons..!

  32. Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?

    33. Roman Urdu SMS that builds through a drawn-out setup only to land on a frog joke about who truly enjoys the rain. Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap? . . . . . . . Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai . . . . . aur barish main to . . . . […]

  33. Main tumse kuch kahna chahta hun,

    34. A classic setup-and-twist SMS that builds toward a tender romantic confession, then pivots to a patriotic punchline at the last moment. main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz "MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"