1 crore thukra diye

Hindi Insult SMS

KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

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  2. Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain

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  3. 14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?

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  4. Izhar e muhabbat

    5. Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat say agar nafrat hai, Tu nay hontoo ko larznay say too roka hota, bay niazi say, magar kanptey awaz k sath, Tu nay gabhra k mera naam na pocha hota, younhi be wajha bhataknay ki zarorat kiya thi, Dam-e-rukhsat mai, agar yaad na aaya hota, Hosla tujh ko na tha mujh say juda […]

  5. Main duniya bhool jata hon

    6. Nazar jub tum se milti hai main khud ko bhool jata hoon, Bas ek dharkan dharakti hai, main khud ko bhool jata hon, Tumhain milne se pehle main bohut sajta sanwarta hon, Magar jub tum sanwarti ho main khud ko bhool jata hon, Main aksar kitabon pe tera hi naam likhta hon, Magar kuch tum […]

  6. Sar Jhukaaoge To Patthar Devtaa Ho Jaayega

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  7. ae jaane wafa yeh kabhi mumkin nahin ki

    8. jis shaam mein mere lab per aapka naam na aaye, khuda kare ki kabhi aisi shaam na aaye, ae jaane wafa yeh kabhi mumkin nahin ki, afsaana likhoon aur aapka naam na aaye.

  8. Teri bari hay attendence lagwa

    9. Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa

  9. Aik diya dil main jalana bhi, bujha bhi daina

    10. aik dia dil main jalana bhi, bujha bhi daina, Yaad karna bhi usey roo, bhula bhi daina, Kia kahon yeh meri chahat hai k nafrat is ki, Naam likhna bhi maira, likh k mita bhi daina, Phir na milnay ko bicharta hon tuj say laikin, Murr k daikhon to palatnay ki dua bhi karna, Khat […]

  10. Gungunatay Hue Anchal Ki Hawa Deh

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  11. Tere qareb aa kay bari uljhano main hon

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  12. Jo mila hay woh mila ban kay paraya mujh ko

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  13. Indian film names if we replace dil with egg

    14. Agar "Dil" ko aanda(egg) kehtey to indian films k naam aisay hote Hum Aanda de chuke sanam, Yeh aanda aapka huwa, Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain, Aandy waale Bread le jayienge....

  14. Dair tak...

    15. Lagta nahi k sath nibhae ga dair tak, Lekin wo muJh ko bhool na pae ga dair tak. . . Jo bhi qareeb aae ga us k usay zaror, wo meri dastan sunae ga dair tak Dhonde ga wo muJhe inhi galiyon me aik "DIN" Dhonde ga,or muJh ko na paae ga dair tak Me […]

  15. Tere naam

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  16. Main ne khoya wo jo mera tha hi nahi

    17. Thukra k usne mujhko kaha muskura do, Main hans dia akhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.. Main ne khoya wo jo mera tha hi nahi, Usne khoya woh jo sirf usi ka tha.....!

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    18. Azeem Hai Yeh Qurbat Ki Doooriyaan Sath Reh Ker Bhi Usko Na Pana Kesa Lagta Hai Kismat Main Nahin Phir Bhi Us Ko Chate Hai Yun Samjh Ker Kanto Per Chalna Kesa Lagta Hai Ab To Mehfil Main Bhi Humare Liye Tanhaye Hai Ghum Chupa Ker Mehfil Ko Sajana Kesa Lagta Hai Samjhne Per Bhi […]

  18. Labon ki sersarahat se,badan k choor honay tak

    19. Labon ki sersarahat se. badan k choor hony tak. Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon. K meri saans ruk jaye. Khataon par khata'ain hon. Na ho kuch baat kehne ko. Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun. K meri saans ruk jaye. Na himmat tujh main ho baqi. Na himmat mujh main ho baqi. Magar itna […]

  19. Pyar chupta nahi chupanay say

    20. Laakh miltay hain hum bahanay say Pyar chupta nahi chupanay say Ummar guzari hay dar-badar apni Hum hillay thay zara thikanay say Aik jadu sa kar gaye mujh par Kuch makaan thay puranay say Baat karta raha main us say magar Baat banti nahi bana'nay say Ho jo mumkin to yeh bhi kar dekho Tum […]

  20. Kaise woh lot aye ke fursat usse nahin

    21. Kaise woh lot aye ke fursat usse nahin duniya samajh rahi hai mohabbat usse nahin. lagta hai aa chuki hai kami us ki chah main kafi dinon se mujh se shikayet usse nahin. dil ki zameen us ki hai banjar issi liye jazbon ki barishon ki jo aadat usse nahin. her cheez ikhtiar main rakhta […]

  21. Har pal hum apko yad kia kertay hain

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  24. Tum to sab ki nani ho

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  25. Jab Aapka Naam Zaban Par Aata Hai

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  27. Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha

    28. Thukra ke usne mujhko,kaha ki muskuraao! Main hass diya kiyo ki ,sawal uski khushi ka tha. Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi, Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha..

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  30. jane kiun woh sansoo ki dor totne nahi deta

    31. jane kiun woh sansoo ki dor totne nahi deta bas qadam aur chalne kawasta dekar mujhe rokne nahi deta bat kehta hai woh mujh se hans hans kar je lene ki ajeeb shakhs hai mujh ko chain se rone nahi deta ajj hosla deta hai mujhe chand sitaron ko cho lene ka woh piar se […]

  31. Khuwab ab raat bhar nahin aatay

    32. Dost dushman nazar nahin atay Ab to pather bhi ghar nahin atay Sub ko roona mera mazaq lagay Ashq aankhon main bhar nahin aatay Baap say pocho kia guzarti hai Baitiyon k jo bur nahin aatay Mujh say pocha yeh raat wehshat nay aaj kal aap ghar nahin aatay, Dosti ho gaye sitaron say, Khuwab […]

  32. New year dua shayari

    33. Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy New Year

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