HOROON ko SAZA mili hay

Hindi Insult SMS

A dream-sequence insult where God confirms the recipient's presence among heavenly companions is their punishment, not any kind of reward.

Main nay aap ko kal
khuwab main HOROON
k darmiyan daikha.

Main nay khuda say pocha,
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai.
Khuda nay farmaya:
is ko jaza nahin,
HOROON ko SAZA mili hay

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