aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Insult SMS

A baby monkey asks its mother why it's so ugly — mom says be grateful, and points the real insult at whoever's reading the message.

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

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  29. Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai

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  32. What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?

    33. What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is yours

  33. What is the difference between monkey and donkey

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