aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Insult SMS

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

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  2. Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua

    3. Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

  3. You are BANDAR

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    5. Hum apni duniya alag basain gay, Usay yadoon say sajayain gay, Muhabbat ki kalion ka ik gulshan mahka'ain gay, Usay abad karain gay hum, Her dum shaad rahain gay,

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  6. Aisi apni wife ho

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  7. Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man day do

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  8. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de

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  11. Tum apni zulf ki parchaiyan mujhay day do

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    13. Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka, Ab aap apni dosti ka hisaab do, Agar nahi karte ho pyar to delete kar do yeh msg, Agar karte ho to is ka jawaab do.

  13. Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay.

    14. Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay, Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay, Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me, Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!

  14. 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha

    15. Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

  15. Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke

    16. Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

  16. Hum apni rooh ...

    17. Hum apni rooh tere jism mein he chhor aye Faraz.... Tujhy galay se lagana tu ek bahana tha...

  17. Apni Manzil Pe Pohanchna

    18. Apni Manzil Pe Pohanchna Kisi Moa'jzey Se Kam Nahi 'Faraz' Raah-Guzar Pathar K Hain Aur Hum-Safar Seeshey Ka ... !!!

  18. Apni sans ko bahar nikalo

    19. Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law? Because Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said "Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"

  19. Ham hi tang kar kar k apni yaad dilaingay

    20. Rishta banaya he to nibhayenge, har pal apko hasain gay, Pata he ap ko fursat nai hamain yad karne ki, ham hi tang kar kar k apni yaad dilaingay.

  20. Samjha do apni yadoon ko

    21. Samjha do apni yadoon ko, wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hain, aap to dur reh kar satate ho magar, wo pas aakar rulaya karti hain

  21. Kuch apni taqdeer se dur lagta hai

    22. Mohabbat ki zanjeer say dur lagta hai, kuch apni taqdeer se dur lagta hai, Jo mujhey tum se juda karti hai, Haath ki us lakeer se dur lagta hai...

  22. Hum to apko hi apni jaan mante hai

    23. Aapke sms ko Ehsaan mante hai, Jawab dena emaan mante hai, Woh aur hai jo pyaar mein jaan dete hai, Hum to apko hi apni jaan mante hai.

  23. Apni bay basi kis tarah kahain

    24. Aankhon ki zuban woh samajh nahin patay, Hont magar kuch bhi keh nahin paatay, Apni bay basi kis tarah kahain, Koi hay jis k bina hum rah nahin patay.

  24. Apni hath ki lakeron ko mat dekho

    25. Kitno ki taqdeer badalni hai tumhein Kitno ko rasto pey lana hai tumhein Apni hath ki lakeron ko mat dekho In lakeron say agay jana hai tumehin

  25. Geeley kaghaz ki tarhaan hai zindagi apni

    26. Geeley kaghaz ki tarhaan hai zindagi apni Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi Is qadar akele ho gai hain aaj kal Koi satata bhi nahi or koi manata bhi nahi

  26. Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju

    27. Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju, Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay, Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath, Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D

  27. Sirf apni zarorut k waqt yaad karta hay

    28. Agar koi tum ko sirf apni zarorut k waqt yaad karta hay to pareshan mat hona bulkay fakhar karna k us ko andhairon mein roshni ki zarorut hay aur woh tum ho.

  28. Ujalay apni yaadon k......

    29. humara DIL saweeray ka sunehra jaam ho jaye chiraghon ki tarah ankhein jalein aur shaam ho jaye kabhie tow asmaan se chand utray jaam ho jaye tumharay naam ki ek khoobsurat shaam ho jaye ajab halaat thay yun dil ka soda ho geya akhir mohabbat ki haveeli jis tarah nelaam ho jaye sumandar k safar […]

  29. Kise ki khatir mohabbet ki intiha kar do

    30. Kise ki khatir mohabbet ki intiha kar do Per itna bhi nahi kay usay Khuda kar do Mat chaho kise ko tot kar itnay kay Kay usay apni wafaoun say hi bay wafa kar do

  30. Yeh to aam ka pair hai.

    31. Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

  31. Love you both MAMA & BABA

    32. Maan thandi chao ha to Baap ghana dharakht, Maan k pairo talay janat ha to Bap k phlu me janat, Maan k baghair ghar suuna ha to Bap k bgair zindagi veraan, Maan mohabat ka darya ha to Baap shafqat ka samandar, Maan tohfa khuda vandi ha to Baap rehmat khudawandi, meri Maan mera fakhar […]

  32. Main ullu ka patha ...!

    33. 1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya. Usay kafi dair ho gaye, aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum guddu k pass so jao. Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him. Boy asked tum kon ho. Girl: main guddu […]

  33. Main Roi To Nahi Hoon......

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