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aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
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Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
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. . . . . Message dhoond rahay ho? zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko, BASS...AAP ki yaad ayii, is liyai missed SMS ker diya..
Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p
Dekha hai jab se tumko, mera dil nahi hai basme Jee chahe aaj tod doon duniya ki saari rusmein Tera haath chahta hoon, tera saath chahta hoon Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon. Happy Hug Day Sweetheart
"Hum Ne Tumhain Zameen Main Ikhtiyarat k Saath Basaya Aur Tmhare Liye Yahan Saman-e-Zindagi Faraham Kia, Mgr Tum Log Kam Hi Shukar-Guzaar Hote Ho" (Surah Aaraf)
Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm ka nishana bani Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai'n aai Express news: har larki per nazar;)
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Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha. Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s
Tum Achey Imandaar Sundur Samajhdar Khobsurat Dimagh walay Ho.... . . . . . . pata karo yeh afwahain kon phaila raha ha:p
Dil ap ka ho dharkane hamari hon, Ankhen aap ki, aansu hamare hon, Chehra aap ka, muskurahat hamari ho, Khuda kare hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho, Nokri ap karo ro salary hamari ho.
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...? Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..
Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor in teenon main se kise ko hona ho ga maira zaroor main janta hoon nahi ha itni ooqaat maire lakin, lab pay aati ha dua ban kay tamana maire
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon, dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon, KHUDA KARE, hamari dosti itni gahri ho, K naukri tum karo salary meri ho.