Taste this SMS

Funny SMS, Insult SMS

A setup that asks if you can taste ginger — then delivers a classic insult in Roman Urdu.

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

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