Yeh to aam ka pair hai.

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1. Pair of heart to be found

Do u know why nature made eyes in pair ears in pair hands in pair legs in pair but heart made single Its just because to find its pair itself.

2. Pair of strange socks

A sardar joke about matching odd socks — he has another pair just like them. Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

3. Pair of eyes and ears

I have a pair of eyes but cant C u everyday, i have a pair of ears but cant hear u every time, but i have Heart that Loves u every time, n says i love you.

4. Live life like a pair of walking feet

Live life like a pair of walking feet, The foot that is forward has no pride & the foot behind has no shame because they both knows their situation will change!

5. Girls are like apples on trees.

‎Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they r afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples up top […]

6. A for Apple - Dedicated to STEVE JOBS

Dedicated to STEVE JOBS A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chhota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for hazar apple. I for itney saarey apple? J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple. K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple. […]

7. Not every flower can represent love

Not every flower represents love, not every tree survives thirst — and apparently not every monkey can read an SMS. Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did it! Enjoy your day, […]

8. Our friend shall never come 2 an end

Im Praying tht Our Friendship Will Never Come 2 an End.. I Wish that It will Last. . Until.. U Can see an Apple in an Orange Tree on the 30th Of Feb:-)

9. Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your […]

10. Super most example of love.

The Super most example of love in My life. 'When apples were 4 & we were 5, then my mother said, 'I dont like Apples.' (Bu Ali Sina)

11. Experience life to understand it

You can't appreciate a good apple if you've never bitten into a bad one. Life works the same way. If u never tasted a bad apple. You would never appreciate a good apple. Because, You have to experience life to understand life.. :-)

12. Altaf bhai jab school gaye

Teacher asks Altaf Hussain how to divide 4 apples among 5 children; his answer is to just remove one child from the equation. Altaf bhai jab school gaye Teacher ne pucha? mere pas 4 apple hain, 5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein? ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

13. Love has to do with ...

Love Has Nothing To Do With What U r Expecting To Get - Only With What U Are Expecting To Give - Which Is Everything

14. Jo jita wo sikandar

Chain-SMS format: forward it for a magic hug; fail to forward and get kissed by a monkey instead. jo jita wo sikandar jo haare wo jail ke Ander, jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi, jo na bheje usko BANDAR ki pappi..... ***** ((@..@)) ( * )

15. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

A baby monkey asks its mother why it's so ugly — mom says be grateful, and points the real insult at whoever's reading the message. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

16. Fruitless & rootless tree

Loveless life is like a fruitless tree But friendless life is like a rootless tree Tree can live without fruit but not without roots

17. Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai

A backhanded-compliment chain that rules out calling the recipient the moon, the sun, or even a monkey — each for increasingly unflattering reasons. Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai, Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai, Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun... Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.

18. Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho

A list of superhuman feats — climbing trees, fetching magic herbs, splitting a chest — ending with: looking like a monkey doesn't make you Hanuman. Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho, kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho, kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho, nahi na, beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi hone se koi […]

19. Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega

Romantic Urdu verse about loyalty and friendship builds toward a parting shot comparing the recipient to a monkey. Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna, bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

20. You are BANDAR

Roman Urdu SMS that expands BANDAR into a string of flattering traits, then warns the reader not to get too smug. U r BANDAR It means: B=Beautifull A=Attractive N=Naughty D=Decent A=Adorable R=Romantic R U smiling? Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum band hi na:p

21. Wishing a Diwali Jhakas

Warm Hindi Diwali SMS about how moments build feelings, feelings build trust, and trust makes someone special — Diwali Jhakaas. Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas, ehsas se banta hai Vishvas, vishvas se bante hai Rishte, aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas, Wishing a Diwali Jhakas

22. Most unfulfilled desire ..

A science student's wish that Newton's apple had been a bomb instead. The most unfulfilled desire Of all science students is A bomb should have Fallen instead of An apple on newton!

23. A good plan of today

A reminder that a good plan today beats a great plan tomorrow — act now, look back with satisfaction. A good plan of today is better than a great plan of tomorrow. Look backward with satisfaction & look forward with confidence.

24. Santa's sexy wife

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

25. Good plan for today

A Good Plan 4 Today Is Better Thn A Great Plan 4 Tommorow! Look Backward With Satisfaction & Look Forward With Confidence.

26. What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is yours

27. What is the difference between monkey and donkey

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is urs........:p

28. Google or Yahoo ???

A Santa-Banta joke where the answer to 'Google or Yahoo' is found on Google. Santa:- 'Which is better? Google or Yahoo..?' . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . ? Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on Google'... :D ;)

29. Struggle more effectively

Struggling people never Plan to rest, they Always plan to struggle More effectively instead of rest Because they know "Time has no holidays.."

30. Theif entered kitchen

A Santa-Banta joke where the question is whether to call police or an ambulance for a thief. Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

31. Laughter is the jam on the toast of life

Laughter is the jam on the toast of life, it adds flavour keeps it from being too dry & makes it easier to swallow lifes sorrows.

32. Some things you have to do every day.

Some things you have to do every day. Eating seven apples on Saturday night instead of one a day just isn't going to get the job done.

33. All problems an apple can make

Apple = vitamins Vitamins = power Power = work Work = money Money = girlfriend Girlfriend = tension Tension = heart attack Heart attack = death See what all problems an apple can make:p