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Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
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