Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai

Hindi Insult SMS

A backhanded-compliment chain that rules out calling the recipient the moon, the sun, or even a monkey — each for increasingly unflattering reasons.

Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun...
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.

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    2. Roman Urdu romantic verse that escalates through sun, moon, and beauty — until the last line reveals you drove someone straight to the mental asylum. Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai.yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay...:D

  2. Roshni dayker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey

    3. Roman Urdu SMS using the sun as a teacher of generosity and graceful loss, while ribbing the recipient for leaving texts unanswered. Roshni dayker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey.. Dil dai ker dard lena ki humse seekhey.. kuch na deyker Dil lena koi unsey seekhey.. SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Aapsey seekhey.

  3. Suraj ki kirnain, taaron ki bahaar

    4. Warm poetic Roman Urdu Eid SMS woven from sun rays, starlight, moonshine, and the love of one's own people. Suraj ki kirnain, taaron ki bahaar Chand ki chandni, apno ka pyaar Har ghadi ho khushaal ussi tarhan Mubarak ho aapko Eid ka yeh tyohaar! EID MUBARAK

  4. Suraj roshni le kar aayaa

    5. Suraj roshni le kar aayaa, Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa, Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa, Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!

  5. Dhoop hoti hai suraj sey

    6. Dhoop hoti hai suraj sey, jalna zameen ko partaa hai, mohobbat hoti hai aap sey, tarapna hum ko parta hai..

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    7. A cheerful Roman Urdu good morning blessing the reader with a ray of happiness, a ray of laughter, and a ray of good health. Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko, Dusri kiran hasi de aapko, Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi, Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!! Good Morning

  7. Subah subah suraj ka sath ho

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  8. Tab hi tou chand mein daagh hay

    9. A short, playful verse — the sun must have loved the moon once, and the moon's scars are proof of a love that burned. Kabhi to ki hogi suraj ne chand say mohabbat Tabhi to chand mein daagh hay, Mumkin hai ki chand ne ki hogi bewafai Tabhi to suraj mein aag hay.

  9. Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....

    10. A backhanded compliment: God spent extra time creating you, which — as the punchline reveals — is exactly what happens with pointless things. Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

  10. Main nay pocha chand say

    11. Asked the moon if it had seen anyone as beautiful as a friend — moon replies it can't see that far down from up there. Main nay pocha chand say, daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen chand nay kaha:- Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?

  11. sab ko aaj hi tapkana hai kya

    12. A backhanded compliment SMS: your smile is so lethal it's reducing the population, so please stop before everyone's gone today. Suna hai ki aap ki ek smile par log marte hai.... So keep smiling .... to reduce population. Aab bas bhi karo... sab ko aaj hi tapkana hai kya??

  12. Your love is unique and special

    13. Your love is unique and special, When you follow only your heart but not reasons, not rules, not what others saying, not even your own mind !!!!

  13. Eid k chand ki tarah jagmagatay raho

    14. Warm Roman Urdu Eid SMS wishing the recipient to shine like the Eid moon for as long as life lasts. Deep jaltay jagmagatay rahay, Hum apko aap hamain yaad aatay rahay, Jub tuk zindagi hai, yeh dua hai hamari, Aap eid k chand ki tarah jagmagatay raho. EID MUBARAK

  14. Her bhikar k hath me mobile

    15. A backhanded compliment suggesting you fulfilled Dhirubhai Ambani's last dream — the one about every beggar having a mobile phone. Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ? ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

  15. Chand to tum ho hi,

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  16. Bayghairut zameen per

    17. A fake congratulations SMS announcing the recipient has been cast in an Amir Khan sequel — in a major role — for a film with a very unflattering title. Congratulation! Amir Khan Ne apni Film K Second part k liay ap ko Chun lia hai Jiss Mai ap ka Bohat Main Role Hai Film Ka […]

  17. Sukon dhondta phirta tha me baharon me

    18. Sukon dhondta phirta tha me baharon me, Haseen wadiyon mei, surmaye nazaron me, Me is talash mein ja phncha chand taron main, Magar ye mujhe mila Quran k 30 paron mein

  18. Hindi Happy Valentines Message

    19. Romantic Roman Urdu Valentine's SMS: everyone says the beloved is a piece of the moon — the sender says the moon is just a piece of the beloved. Log Kehte Firte Hai Jise Hum Pyaar Karte Hai Wo Ek Chand Ka Tukda Hai, Par Unhe Kyaa Pata Jise Mai Pyaar Karta Houn Chand Uska Ek […]

  19. Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!

    20. Challenges you to find the moon hidden in the SMS — then explains the moon is the sender's face, which SMS can't transmit. Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye! Aahaa! .................................. SMS kerne walay ki tasvir thori na ati hay:p

  20. Mera chand to tu hi hay

    21. Romantic Roman Urdu Eid SMS telling the beloved: you are my moon — there is no need to search the sky for the Eid crescent. Teri JAN, meri JAN, meri jaan to tu hi hay, Log dekhain EID ka CHAND, mera CHAND to tu hi hay

  21. Bari fursat mein banaya hoga

    22. An insult dressed as a compliment: people say God took His time making you — because, as the SMS explains, idle work only gets done in leisure. Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga.... " simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

  22. Look, the moon is calling you

    23. Look...the moon is calling u ... see the stars r shining for u.. hear my heart says: may Allah build for u a castle in heaven and made u eat from its fruits !!!! Good Night (S)

  23. Hum dono main cute kon?

    24. Playful Roman Urdu SMS that hands the recipient every compliment — cute, smart, dashing — then takes them all back with a punchline. Hum dono main cute kon? smart kon? dashing kon? sweet kon ?handsome kon? yeh sab tum tow hoo nahe saktay tow bachaa kon...?

  24. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..

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  25. Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,

    26. A romantic offer to give the beloved anything they ask for — moon, stars, heart, life — until the demands cross a line and the sender calls it. Tu chand mangay main chand dedon, tu raat mangay me raat dedon, tu dil mange me dil dedon, tu jaan mange . . . Bas yaar Bhik […]

  26. Blessed in the holy month of ramadan

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  27. Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega

    28. Romantic Urdu verse about loyalty and friendship builds toward a parting shot comparing the recipient to a monkey. Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna, bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

  28. Jo jita wo sikandar

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  29. EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu

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  30. Tera bohat memory aa rela tha

    31. A Munna Bhai-style street SMS confessing that after all this time, the sender still misses the recipient — using "item" as the highest possible compliment. Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai, tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega

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  32. Tera dost chor hay kia?

    33. A Munnabhai-Circuit exchange: Circuit hides his chain collection before an old friend visits — not because the friend's a thief, but because he'd recognize his own chains. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : […]

  33. Meri baat aur hai mai ne to mohabbat ki hai

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