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1. 1 smile per log martay hain

A punny Roman Urdu smile SMS advising everyone to keep smiling — apparently it is the most effective population control strategy available. Suna hai keh ap ki 1 smile par Log martay hain, So keep smilling.... To reduce ... Population:).

2. Her bhikar k hath me mobile

A backhanded compliment suggesting you fulfilled Dhirubhai Ambani's last dream — the one about every beggar having a mobile phone. Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ? ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

3. Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....

A backhanded compliment: God spent extra time creating you, which — as the punchline reveals — is exactly what happens with pointless things. Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

4. Ur Single Smile

On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So Keep Smiling n Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN But. Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror Warna Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.

5. A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

6. Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai

A backhanded-compliment chain that rules out calling the recipient the moon, the sun, or even a monkey — each for increasingly unflattering reasons. Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai, Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai, Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun... Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.

7. I love your smile

A compliment about your smile with an insult hiding in the color choice. Ultimate insult.. I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . . . . My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'

8. Earth may stop rotating

Earth may stop rotating Birds may stop flying Candles may stop melting Fishes may stop swimming Heart may stop breathing But I will never stop Missing you my friend.

9. Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho

Flattery folded inside a light insult: your smile is dangerous, your blush lethal — were you always this trouble or did someone teach you? Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kaminay ho ?

10. Kia ap ne suna hay?

Funny Roman Urdu Eid SMS styled as a breaking news item across every TV channel — the big announcement being simply 'Eid Mubarak'. Kya Aap ne suna hai..? BBC per CNN per PTV per ARY per GEO per nahi suna..! FM 100 per tou suna ho ga..! Ager phir bhi nahi suna to Ab Parh […]

11. Heart can skip beat for a while

Heart can skip beat for a while. Memories can be kept in a file A Desert can replace the Nile But nothing can stop a Smile When your NAME comes on my Mobile

12. Someone loves to see u Smiling

Smile in Pleasure Smile in Pain Smile when trouble pours like Rain Smile when someone Hurts U Smile because SOMEONE still Loves to see u Smiling

13. Always Be Happy

A cheerful reminder that your smile makes a difference to the people around you. Good for anyone who needs a lift. Always be Happy, always wear a smile; Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because your smile itself is a reason for many others to smile. . .

14. In my life I learned how

In my life I learned how€¦ 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn€™t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.

15. A fantastic sentence

A Fantastic Sentence written on every Japanees Bus Stop.. . "Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time.. So Keep Walking Towards your Goal"

16. Fantastic sentence on Japanese bus stop

A Fantastic Sentence written on every Japanese Bus Stop.. . "Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time.. So Keep Walking Towards your Goal".

17. Smile is a language of love,

Smile is a language of love, smile is a source to win heart, smile is a name of lovely mood, smile create greatness in personality so keep smiling

18. Smile in ease, smile in pain

Smile in ease, Smile in pain, Smile when trouble, pour like rain, smile when someone hurt ur fellings, smiles you know are very hailng...

19. Please brush daily

Smile is a language of love, Smile is a way 2 get success. Smile is 2 win hearts, Smile improves ur personality. So please Brush daily! :-)

20. Meet In RAJASTAN...

Meet In RAJASTAN, Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN, Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN, But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

21. I was loved by you

Let the world stop turning, Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love's not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true ...In this life I was loved by you.

22. Smile a while and while you smile

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE Good Morning

23. Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

A flattering build-up about beauty and depth — landing squarely on the one compliment nobody actually asked for. Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!

24. Smile meanings

Smile to old means Respect Smile to child mean Innocence Smile to friend means Care Smile in front of mobile, a mental case! Still smiling? ;-) Pagal ey oy

25. Life ends when you stop dreaming...love makes life beautiful

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

26. So dream hope and love Makes Life Beautiful.

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love‚ Makes Life Beautiful.

27. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se

Chinese kid says his father died; Pakistani friend sympathises in the most backhanded way: Chinese products have that problem. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se: yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai, Pakistani: Abay yaar, China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)

28. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

A wife's theological question about why husbands don't get their wives in paradise leads straight to her husband's most comfortable answer yet. Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

29. I offer my opponents a bargain

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

30. New element added to periodic table

A New Added element to the Periodic Table. Element Name:GIRL Symbol: G Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D Physical Properties.. *boils at anything *can freeze at anytime *melts if handled wid love n care *very bitter if mis handled Chemical Properties. *very reactive *highly unstable *posses strong affinity for gold n silver *money reducing […]

31. Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

A backhanded observation aimed at girls with attitude — disguised as advice. Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude . . . . . . Sweety ! Don't Be Proud If Every Boy Wants You..! Always Remember, Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers

32. Shakespear said don't worry!

A lighthearted message about choosing a smile over a frown. The Shakespeare angle makes it fun. Shakespear said don't worry! because if u r worried u get a wrinkle, So why don't u smile & get a dimple. Always smile and be happy

33. Happy Propose Day

Every reason to stay comes back to one person — their smile alone is enough to hold everything else together. You Are The Happiness Of My Life, You Are The Smile Of My Lips, I Am Alive To See You Anytime, Your Cute Smile Give Me Power Please Dont Ever Leave Me Happy Propose Day..