1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se

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1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se:
yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai,

Pakistani:
Abay yaar,
China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)

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