A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

A sardar points at a restaurant menu and orders the owner by mistake.

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

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