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2. Rose Day Begins The Valentine Week

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4. Have a Lovely Sunday

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5. Missed Calls From Your ...

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6. Shadi me 1 pathan

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7. Happy New Year Wishes for Fiancé and Fiancée

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8. Khat mily ya na mily

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9. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se

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10. Tied rakhi to the following boys

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11. Add wife, have life :p

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14. Love has no age....

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15. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

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16. Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..?? *Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion. *Re-use of gift wrappers. *Always arive atleast an hour late to a party. *All siblings have rhyming names. *Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house. *You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old. […]

17. Love and death are 2 un-invited guests

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18. Telling a lie

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19. Happy Easter to You

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20. Funny hindi new year gift message

Funny Hindi/Roman Urdu New Year SMS that tricks the reader into looking down for their gift — only to reveal the joke. Neeche Dekho Apna "New Year Gift" . . . . . . . . . . Kya Hua.. Nahi Mila... Aaj New Year Hai Kya? Chale Aaye Gift Lene. !!!

21. Challenge to live for 24 hours

One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her. The girl gave him a challenge to live a day with out her, only then she will marry him. no communication was there for 24 hours. the boy didnt knew that the gal has only 24 hours life left. becoz she was ill. after 24 […]

22. New year party me "Lungi" Dance kon karega....

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23. Heart can skip beat for a while

Heart can skip beat for a while. Memories can be kept in a file A Desert can replace the Nile But nothing can stop a Smile When your NAME comes on my Mobile

24. Only true friends stand by u

Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.‚ 

25. R u going 2 dance?

In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?" She felt so happy & said-"yes" & d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?" :D

26. Bachelor or Married again

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27. It's too tight

Girl:Its 2 tight Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I cant, Gal:Its painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!

28. Taste of water & love of a person

"The taste of water can be enjoyed only when we are thirsty..!" Same way, "The Love of a Persons will be known when we are Alone"

29. Every nice friend...

Every nice friend Is a gift of God. Its one of lifes Best blessings A priceless gift That can never Be bought,sold, Or forgoten. Just like U

30. Best ever advice!

Choose four Select three Love two And Marry one

31. When 2 egos r dropped

Relationship Is Possible, Only When Two Egos Are Dropped. Otherwise Four Persons Are Involved, Two Real & Two Imaginary..

32. Ladies hostel caught Fire

Ladies hostel caught Fire It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control & another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen under control.

33. Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.