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1. if sumone calls u crazy

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind, if sumone calls u duffer,relax, if sumone calls u stupid be cool, but if sumone calls u "cute" . . . . lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe, mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

2. Free Calls To Pakistan

Unlike our free SMS facility, free call offer is not directly offered by us, neither it's totally free or free forever. Free Calls to Pakistan is actually a trial offer provided by a third party giving you 5 minutes of free Calls to Pakistan.After you are done with your trial you can topup / recharge […]

3. Only the one that you missed

Being a good person is like a being a goal keeper No matter how many goals we save, People will remember only the one that you missed.

4. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

5. This was a missed call

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"

6. How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

7. Prefer texting over calls

I Prefer Texting Over Phone Calls Because It Gives Me More Time To Think About What To Say:)

8. Missed call to ek bahana hai

Missed call to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he, Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.

9. Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

No visits... no calls.. no sms's... no letters... no missed calls.. I'm worried... kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

10. When You Thought I Wasn't Looking

When You Thought I Wasn't Looking (Written By A Child) A Message Every Adult Should Read, Because Children Are Watching You And Doing As You Do, Not As You Say. When You Thought I Wasn't Looking, I Saw You Hang My First Painting On The Refrigerator, And I Immediately Wanted To Paint Another One. When […]

11. GirlFriend asked what is love

GirlFriend to her BoyFriend: What Is Love ? ? People Talk So Much About Love But I Don’t Really Know What It Is . . . ? BF (Replied): When I Get Angry On You & You Try To Persuade Me That Feeling Is Love, When I Don’t Talk To You & You Get Worried […]

12. Save girl friend number as low battery

I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY" So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around My Wife Plugs My Phone To The Charger :p

13. whenever , wherever ill be there for you

When u are at the end of the rope, just tie "one" knot and hang on ill surely come and tie the remaining " two" around you..... remember, only in darkness we can see stars ! ! whenever , wherever ill be there for you good night and sweet dreams!!

14. We will buy new wedding wring

Girlfriend:Its 2 tight Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I cant, Girlfriend:Its painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!

15. U r my friend my companion

You're... My Friend, my companion, through good times and bad my friend, my buddy, through happy and sad, beside me you stand, beside me you walk, you're there to listen, you're there to talk, with happiness, with smiles, with pain and tears, I know you'll be there, throughout the years!

16. What if you don't see me for 2 days?

A man came home late at night after a party. His wife yelled: "how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?" The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'! Monday passed and he didnt see her...... Tuesday and wednesday passed too..... On thursday his swelling became better And now […]

17. Examples of stupid questions people ask

Examples of stupid questions people ask.. 1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin? 2. When it's rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain? 3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- where r u? 4. Dey […]

18. Bachelor or Married again

Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]

19. When a girl on facebook

When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In […]

20. Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..?? *Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion. *Re-use of gift wrappers. *Always arive atleast an hour late to a party. *All siblings have rhyming names. *Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house. *You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old. […]

21. Friendship is like SMS

Love is like "missed call". It stops when U try 2 catch. But Friendship is like "sms" Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox until U delete it. So its upto u 2 keep & value a friend!

22. Night is not complete without

Night is Silent, Night is Beautiful, Night is Calm, Night is Quiet.. But Night is not complete Without Wishing U Good night. Sweet dreams!.

23. Best lines by a best friend

Best lines by a best friend: "It hurts me wen u talk to s0me0ne else n n0t me.. .. it hurts even m0re wen s0me1 else makes u smile n i can't . . ."

24. Beware of unknown number

Unknown No.1 Hi,Do u have a boyfriend? Girl:Yes.Who are you? It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk! Unknown No.2 Hi do you have a boyfriend? Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway? It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:( Girl:Sorry babe,I […]

25. U waited....

U waited 9 months 2 c d world 1yr 2 walk 2yrs 2 talk 5yrs 2 start studying BUT i really waited too many years 2 find a sweet friend like U !!

26. Good night my very special friend

Good night my very special friend, I pray you lay in rest, And may tomorrow bring you Much love and happiness. Do not think of me...i m in ur eyes, in ur heart Good Night

27. ECG if you go out ..

ECG if u go out with wife /l__,-.__/\_,_,-. ECG if u go out with girlfriend _/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_ ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend... /\________

28. 7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ?

7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ? 1: Their Last Name Stays With Them Forever, 2: Phone Conversations Last Just For 30 Secs Flat, 3: A Five Day Vacation Requires Only One Jeans, 4: If Someone Forgets To Invite Them,He Can Still Be Their Friend, 5: The Same Hair Style Lasts For Years […]

29. Telling a lie

Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

30. The best part of our small life are friends

So many straws, in 1 milk shake glass So many fight, for thori si pepsi So many hands, in 1 chips pack So many friends, on 1 bench So much laughter, on 1 stupid joke So many phone calls, on birthday night So many hugs, for 1 little worry So many tears, for 1 little […]

31. R u going 2 dance?

In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?" She felt so happy & said-"yes" & d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?" :D

32. Crazy days and screwed up nights

Crazy days and screwed up nights, Tons of Crushes and stupid fights, Secrets we will take to the grave, Pictures we will forever save, Through thicks and things, Always true. *FRIENDS forever, me n U*

33. A day is going to end again ... Good Night

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly good night n sweet dreams...