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1. Life ho to aisi

A full weekly life plan: love on Monday, engagement Tuesday, wedding Thursday, fighting Friday, divorce Saturday, rest Sunday, next person Monday. Life ho to aise… Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyaar, Wednesday ko mangni, Thursday ko barat, Friday ko fighting, Satursday ko talaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko next.

2. Have a Great Sunday...

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

3. Lovely & Horrible days in my life

Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : "only exam days"

4. As days go by, my feelings get stronger

As days go by, my feelings get stronger, to be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer. Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true, day & night my thoughts are of you...!

5. Happy 365 Days of New Year 2027

New Days, New Time, New Moments Ahead Are Waiting For You, May These 365 Days Light Up Your Life, Happy New Year 2027!

6. I wish U to have a .....

A New Year wish for every day of the week — sweet Sundays, marvellous Mondays, and everything in between. I wish U to have a Sweetest Sunday, Marvelous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

7. Fresh air, fresh idea ... happy birth day

Fresh air... fresh idea... fresh talent... fresh energy... i wish u to have a... special sunday.. marvellous monday... tasty tuesday... wonderful wednesday... thankful thursday... friendly friday... successful saturday... *have a great week ahead* and HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU

8. After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come

((__)) ".='''''''''')? ' y''''+''y' After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come, I m the 1st 1 to wish you EID Mubarak & Also sending a cow as your EID Gift.

9. Open after 2 days

Plz open this after 2 days at saturday. . . . . . I know u can't wait. So Congratz. U r a 1st FOOL of 2012. April Fool in Advance

10. Read this sms after 2 days

Read this SMS after 2 days - - - - - ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo ary kaha na nahin parhna acha chalo parh lo may be i ll be the 1st one to say !~!~ Very Very *..**Happy Eid MuBaRaK *..**

11. Days r too busy, hours r too fast

Days r too busy, hours r too fast, sec r too few, but there's always time for me to remember a nice friend like u

12. Eid days are meant to celebrate

Eid days are meant to celebrate the goals and the achievements that make you happiest. The ideals you believe in, the dream you love the best.

13. Deposited 365 days full of Love

I opened an account 4 u at the Universal Bank of GOD's Blessings n deposited 365 days full of Love Faith n Joy! Enjoy withdrawings !

14. Fulfilling Happy Days In New Year 2027

Forget About What Happened In 2026 And Look Forward To More Promising And Fulfilling Days In 2027. You Just Have To Believe That The Future Is Brighter. Happy New Year

15. Practice aitakaf in last 10 days of ramadan

Allah's Apostle used to practice a aitakaf in the last ten days of the holy month of Ramadan, May Allah removes all the hurdles and make it easy to follow our prophet.

16. Crazy days and screwed up nights

Crazy days and screwed up nights, Tons of Crushes and stupid fights, Secrets we will take to the grave, Pictures we will forever save, Through thicks and things, Always true. *FRIENDS forever, me n U*

17. Wish u a cure soon & healthy days ahead

Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly. All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all d stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining, because they all knows my friend is sick. Wish […]

18. Without love -- days are :

Without Love -- dayz are "Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday... so be in Luv everyday... Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

19. I am using your wife

A message about using a neighbor's wife that turns out to be about WiFi. A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I […]

20. By wife ....

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

21. Too late for garbage

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

22. Wife comes home late at night

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she […]

23. Valentine Week 2027 List: Dates and Messages for Each Day

The full Valentine Week list with dates and weekdays, from Rose Day to Valentine's Day, and a few messages for each day so you have something ready to send every morning. Valentine Week list and dates Date sheet of Valentine week :D Rose Day: Sunday, 7 February Propose Day: Monday, 8 February Chocolate Day: Tuesday, […]

24. Good Evening Sunday Messages and Wishes

Sunday evening is when the weekend winds down and Monday starts looming, so a kind text lands well. Pick one for a friend, your partner or the family group. Good evening Sunday wishes for friends Hello, good evening Sunday!I heard that your daywas a little bit rough.I hope that won't dampen your spirits.If you don't […]

25. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

A husband returns home late after a fight and cheerfully reports that the damage his wife did wasn't as bad as it sounds. 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai […]

26. True bravery is to arrive home

True bravery is to arrive home ... fully drunk.. a late night out.. and mom waiting with a jharu in hand and you ask "hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho."

27. Funny New Year Messages & Resolution Jokes

Clean, silly New Year texts for friends, cousins and the family group: resolutions nobody will keep, jokes about the countdown, and wishes that get a laugh. Funny New Year resolutions Top 10 New Year resolutions:1. Spend more and more time with family2. Help others in need3. Control obesity4. Help others in need5. Quitting smoking and […]

28. Excellent & Positive Description of "Who is a MAN?"

Who is a MAN? A man is a beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister. He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face. He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady he loves just […]

29. Good Night Messages for a Busy Person (After a Long Day)

When someone has been busy all day, they don't need a long message, just a kind one before they sleep. These good night texts are for a partner, friend or family member who worked late or had a tiring day. Good night messages for a busy person After the whole busy daySomeone nice is waiting […]

30. Husband sent a text to his wife at night

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of […]

31. I was a fool when I married you.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.

32. Why student fails ?

A humorous calculation proving that students have almost no days left to study. WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, […]

33. Husband was seriously ill

A husband-wife joke where doctor's orders lead to an unexpected question. Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the […]