- Description of SMS
Description of SMS . . . S:Salaa M:Muft da S:Siyapa . . . Je na karo,te kanjoos..! . . .. Je karo, te wely..!
- Excellent road sentence
An Excellent RoAd sentence Written on National Highway: Go Slow, Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God!
- An excellent saying......good morning
An excellent saying "The Dream is not what you see in sleep, Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep." Good morning
- Excellent Self Respect Line I Have Ever Heard...
Excellent Self Respect Line I Have Ever Heard... "If its going to be hard for People to Choose between Me 'n Someone Else I would allow them to Choose the Other One because I'm not an OPTION".. !
- Positive influence on me.
Dear Friend, Just to tell you that when everyone is rushing ahead in life.... Thanks for pausing & giving a thought for me. Your presence has such a positive influence on me. I admire you.
- Positive attitude in life
Always have a positive attitude in life. There is something positive In every person. Even a stopped watch is right Twice a day
- Negative and positive thinking
Negative Thinking Is As Importnt As Creative Thinking Coz If Creative Thinking Invents Aeroplane Den Negative Thinking Invents Parachute.
- Failure has positive feedback
Every failure has sOme pOsitive feedback.. FOr Example, Type the wOrd 'Rejected' In dictiOnary mOde..See what u get. It's Amazing!
- 7 reasons positive emotions are good
7 reasons positive emotions are good 4 ur heart: 1-Laughter makes blood flow more freely 2-Hugs release Oxytocin and remove stress from the body 3-When you meet someone that ur heart goes crazy for, your heart gets a workout 4-Spending time with a loved one lowers blood pressure 5-Love letters may lower blood cholesterol 6-Holding […]
- Always think positive
Always think positive Expect less Be happy Never stop untill goal is achieved Definitely all the years ahead you will spend happily !!
- Positive thinking is like
Positive thinking is like..... U r standing on the middle of the road......... & suddenly a crow beats on your head.... But you remain calm... and thanks to God... that cows dont fly:)
- Positive thought
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. . . . Dad asked: "how did u feel?" . . . It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me" Moral: Take evrything positively
- Positive thinking poem
Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in the sky Droping shit into ur eye U don't worry u don't cry, U just thank God that, Cows do not fly Always b positive
- By wife ....
Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]
- Friendship is like SMS
Love is like "missed call". It stops when U try 2 catch. But Friendship is like "sms" Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox until U delete it. So its upto u 2 keep & value a friend!
- Be happy forever
In our life happiness is more important than smile cause smile comes from lips but happiness comes from the heart so BE HAPPY FOREVER
- Realize value & respect girls
Why girls get married n go 2 a strangers home? Cause they are blessed angles of the Almighty, After filling their own home with color of Happiness, They go away 2 colour others home, realise the values of gals n respect them
- I am using your wife
A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my […]
- I Miss You
M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also. Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan. O: Our life […]
- Don't copy if u can't paste! :p
A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]
- I will never marry in my life
Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.
- Kissing ur wife in ur home....
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: "He's not my friend."
- Happy Mother's Day For Wife
You're dependable, wonderful, and full of kindness. You're my wife, the mother of our children, and one of my best friends. Because of you my life is filled with smiles, beautiful moments, and true love. Happy Mother's Day!
- Ultimate Message Worth Sharing
Ultimate Message Worth Sharing: -Before You Say I Can'T, Make Sure You'Ve Tried. -Before You Let Doubts Stop You, Confront Them With Facts. -Before Fear Holds You Back, Go Forward With Faith. -Before You Believe Others Are Better, Show Them What A Winner You Are. -Before You Dismiss Your Dreams, Wait Until They'Ve Come True. […]
- Husband was seriously ill
Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife […]
- Smiling is infectious, u catch it like flu
Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu. when someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner, and someone saw my grin. when he smiled I realized. I'd passed it on to him! I thought about that smile, then I realized it's worth. a single smile just like […]
- Unpredictable Life
Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
- ATM Jammed because of ...
Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" ;)
- Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate
Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate Eid is time to say Eid morak and pray Some muslims give money to their children and say Eid mobarak. Some muslims go to their friend and neigbours. Some people give money to other children, they don't just give money to their own children, they give money […]
- Wife came home with a goat.
Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"
- A pakistani man goes for fishing
A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish. Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish. Wife says she can't as there is no gas, no electricity, no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in. Man goes and puts the fish back in the river. Fish comes up to the […]
- Always Be Happy
Always be Happy, always wear a smile; Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because your smile itself is a reason for many others to smile. . .
- 654321 Aim in life
Aim in life should b 654321 Shocked? 6-Six digit salary 5-Five working days 4-Four wheeler car 3-Three room flat 2-Two cute childrn 1-One sweetheart :-D