Positive thinking poem

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A short poem about bird droppings that reframes positivity with a cow comparison.

Positive-thinking poem:

Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye

U don't worry u don't cry,
U just thank God that,

Cows do not fly

Always b positive

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