When I was born...Devil said

When I was born
Devil said...Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said ...
Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

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  1. You were born with potential.

    2. You were born with potential. You were born with goodness and trust. You were born with ideals and dreams. You were born with greatness. You were born with wings. You are not meant for crawling, so dont. You have wings. Learn to use them and fly. (Rumi)

  2. This friend is born for me

    3. My past says u met me. My future says u will always remember me. My dream says u care for me. But my heart says this friend is born for me.

  3. It must have been a rainy day when you were born

    4. It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel... happy birthday dear friend

  4. If u r born poor, its not your mistake

    5. Best inspiring message of the year? If u r born poor, its not your mistake BUT if u die poor, its your mistake - BILL GATES

  5. Devil challenged in a game of cricket

    6. The devils challenged the angels to a game of cricket. We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels. Devils:No problem, we have got all the umpires.

  6. Difference between shit and oh shit

    7. Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit: . A boy Threw a love letter to a girl . but it fell on her brother.. Shittt! . And Her brother was GAY.. Oohh ShIt :-P

  7. Can I make a call to my wife?

    8. A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

  8. Good behaviour

    9. "No person in this world is born as a friend or as an enemy" Our behaviour,attitude and character makes them what they are to us.

  9. Love marriage is better because

    10. Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because "A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST"

  10. A line on a Husband's T shirt

    11. A line written on a Husband's T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:-P

  11. Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

    12. Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives "Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service".

  12. Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p

    13. What was GOD's First Reaction when he made a Negro(African)? Socho... Dont know.. Oh! shit jal gaya!!

  13. Solid reason 4 having 2 girlfriends

    14. A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

  14. Positive thinking poem

    15. Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in the sky Droping shit into ur eye U don't worry u don't cry, U just thank God that, Cows do not fly Always b positive

  15. Relations are not ...

    16. Relations are not an Exam to Pass or Fail, or its not a Competition to Win or Lose. Its a Feeling You Care for Someone More than Yourself.

  16. Happy birthday 2 u

    17. Happy birthday 2 u, happy birthday 2 u! u were born in d zoo' u were born in d zoo' with d monkeys 'n donkeys dats looks just like u!

  17. A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

    18. A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

  18. Every situation doesn't need a reaction.

    19. I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn't need a reaction. Sometimes you just gotta leave people to do the lame shit they do.

  19. Good, better, and best person

    20. A good person will always be in memory. . . . A better person will always be in dreams. . . . But the best person will always be in my heart.

  20. Most and least romantic rhymes

    21. A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line & the Least Romantic 2nd Line There's d Winning Rhymes My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot […]

  21. A happy person is not a person

    22. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.

  22. The human brain is most thing outstanding

    23. The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born.... until you fall in love

  23. Evil made a mother-in-law.

    24. God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

  24. Stop only when we enter the examination hall

    25. Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

  25. I was looking out the windows

    26. I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good night. . . .

  26. Keep my friendship untill I DIE

    27. Roses are exclusively for a nice person like U from a simple person like ME keep this rose until they DRY, but keep my friendship untill I DIE.

  27. What is more painful?

    28. Q:What is more painful? When a person whom u trust, hurts u? OR The person whom u hurt, still trusts u? Think about that & reply!

  28. The first and last person

    29. The First Person In The Morning 'N The Last Person In The Night You Think About, Is Either The Cause Of Your Happiness Or The Cause Of Your Pain. . . !!!

  29. Face of love

    30. When ua've so much pain in ur heart, u want to cry.. Only person who can stop u from crying is exactly the same person who made u cry..

  30. Which is more painful?

    31. Which is more painful??? "when a person whom u trusted,hurts u.." or "the person whom u hurted,still trusts u.." keep thinking

  31. Who expect smile from u

    32. A Fantastic Quote For Life Time ''Satisfy d Person Who Expects A SMILE From You Rather Than Surprising d Person Who Never Expected Anything From You ... " =)

  32. Answer these questions instantly

    33. Answer these questions instantly. U can't take ur time, answer them immediately . Ok? 1:-u are participating in a race. U overtake the second person. What position are u in ? 2:-If u overtake the last person, then u are? Click here for Answers

  33. If you succeed in cheating someone

    34. If you succeed in cheating someone, Don't think that the person is a fool... Realize that the person trusted you much more than you deserved ...!!