Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

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1. Phir bhi aap nay door samajh liya

Khamosh thay hum to magroor samaj liya, Chup hai hum to majboor samaj liya, Yehi aap ki khushnasibi hai ke hum itne qarib hain, Phir bhi aap nay door samajh liya.

2. Dhoond laina mera haath pakar k mujhko

Harf-e-laazim banoon ya k dua ho jaon, Kaash main bhi teray honton say ada ho jaon, Dhoond laina mera haath pakar k mujhko, Be-Khayali main agar tujhsay juda ho jaon.

3. Tanhaayiyon kay shehar mein ikk ghar banaa liya

Tanhaayiyon kay shehar mein ikk ghar banaa liya, Rusvaayiyon ko apna mukaddar banaa liya, Dekha hai yahan pathar ko poojtay hain loag, Iss liye apnay dil ko ham nay pathar banaa liya,

4. Mohabbat karnay walon ki ab talash chor di

Mohabbat karnay walon ki ab talash karna chor di hum ne log to shayud waqt guzarnay aur dil jalanay k liye miltay hain

5. Kehdo un parhne walon se

Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

6. Jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithey

Anjanay mein hum apna dil gawan baithey is pyar mein kaisa dhoka kar baithey unse kya gila karain bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithey

7. Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon nahin ata

Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon nahin ata kahin se laut ker bachpan hamara kyon nahin ata yahan anay ko to har din kissi ke saath ata hai jesay is dil ne reh reh kar pukara kyon nahin ata who jis ki lo mohabbat ki jabeen ka istara thi to phir rastay mai hamary […]

8. Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain

Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain, Hum apni neend mein tera naam liya karte hain. Jab bhi aayain Hichkiyaan tumhain, Samajh lena hum tumhain yaad kiya karte hain....

9. Sun liya hum ne

Sun liya hum ne faisla tera Aur sun ker udaas ho baithey Zehan chup chaap ankh khaali Jaisey hum kianaat kho baithey

10. Missed Calls From Your ...

?5 Missed Calls From Your Mate, You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night. 5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend, They Want To Hang Out. 5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend, She Wants To Talk. 5 Missed Calls From Your Mum, YOU ARE SCREWED!!!

11. Hurt when one changes

LOVE Has 4 Letters, But So Does HATE FRIENDS Have 7 Letters, But So Does ENEMIES TRUTH Has 5 Letters, But So Does LYING; It Hurts When One Changes Into Another

12. if sumone calls u crazy

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind, if sumone calls u duffer,relax, if sumone calls u stupid be cool, but if sumone calls u "cute" . . . . lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe, mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

13. 1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha, woh usko pakar k kha gaya! Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha, us ne pakar k chinese say pocha: . . . . . Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

14. Free Calls To Pakistan

Unlike our free SMS facility, free call offer is not directly offered by us, neither it's totally free or free forever. Free Calls to Pakistan is actually a trial offer provided by a third party giving you 5 minutes of free Calls to Pakistan.After you are done with your trial you can topup / recharge […]

15. Dil to kia hum rooh me uter jate

Hum to mojod thy raaton me ujalon ki tarah, Log nikly hi nahi dhondne walon ki tarah, Dil to kia hum rooh me uter jate, Us ne chaha hi nahi chahne walon ki tarah

16. A monkey has been severely injured

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

17. Haseena'on ka qafla

Haseena'on ka qafla masjid ki aur ja raha tha, hamne bula liya. Hum toh barbad ho chuke the sanam khuda ko barbad hone se bacha liya.

18. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

19. Your network tariff has changed!

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

20. Prefer texting over calls

I Prefer Texting Over Phone Calls Because It Gives Me More Time To Think About What To Say:)

21. Shakespear said don't worry!

Shakespear said don't worry! because if u r worried u get a wrinkle, So why don't u smile & get a dimple. Always smile and be happy

22. Advertisement of wife wanted

One day a man inserted an 'advertisement' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

23. Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ? aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

24. Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders, May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life, and help all amongst us, who are helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen.Eid Mubarak.

25. 3 things you cannot recover in life

3 things you cannot recover in life: The WORD after its said, the MOMENT after its missed, and the TIME after its gone.

26. What is marriage?

What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....

27. Save girl friend number as low battery

I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY" So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around My Wife Plugs My Phone To The Charger :p

28. The Final Exam Will Be Based On

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On . . . . . . . . . The One Lecture You Missed And The One Topic You Didn't Read.

29. Those we love, Never go away...

Those we love, Never go away... The walk beside us every day.. unseen... unhear...still near... Still loved...Still missed and still very dear...!

30. I miss u as much as u miss air while stop breathing

Close your eyes, relax your body, 'N stop breathing as long as you can Now breath... I miss you as much as you missed the air..!

31. Millions Of People Write Love Letters.

Millions of people write love letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me, Just imagine how lucky i m! Great words said by . . . ** dust bin **

32. Only the one that you missed

Being a good person is like a being a goal keeper No matter how many goals we save, People will remember only the one that you missed.

33. How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?