Money wrapped in a rubber band?

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

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  1. MY friendship is just like a rubber band

    2. MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it, it will hurt u a lot, really a lot!

  2. Love is like a rubber band

    3. Love is like a rubber band held at both ends by two people.... When one leaves It hurts other....

  3. Love is like two people holding a rubber band,

    4. Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s The Person Who Held On That Gets Hurt!!!!

  4. SEND me all UR MONEY

    5. Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

  5. Successful people make money

    6. Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do. (Wayne Dyer)

  6. Money is just a piece of paper

    7. I met money 1 day I said: U r just a piece of paper. Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper, but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.

  7. Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere

    8. Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri, Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere, Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye, Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye‚¦.

  8. Love more important than money

    9. All say that love is more important than money.. Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;)

  9. Santa was drawing money from ATM.

    10. Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

  10. Want to make money through facebook?

    11. Wanna make money through Facebook...?? Go to: Account-> account settings-> and click on De-activate your Account than Start Working...!! Lolz :-P

  11. Jiss din band ho gayi meri Aankhein

    12. Jiss din band ho gayi meri Aankhein, Kayi Aankhon se uss din aansu barseinge, Jo kehte hai bahut bolta hai, Kabhi wohi meri Aawaz sunne ko tarseinge.

  12. Give me a pocket full of money

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  13. Rs.500 for each money-saving idea

    14. Company offered Rs.500 for each money-saving idea submitted by it's employees. First prize went to the employee who suggested the award be cut to Rs.250:p

  14. If ur friendship be money

    15. If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If your friendship be love, I'll be luckiest man. But your friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man.

  15. Band aankhon main sab apna nazar aata hai.

    16. Band aankhon main sab apna nazar aata hai. Kholta hu aankhain to sab praya nazar aata hai. Tum he batao kisko apna samjhu kisko praya. Raat ke andhero me mera sath chorne walo me, Mera apna saya nazar aata hai.

  16. Education, Money, Wife & Friendship

    17. Education gives Quality of Life! Money gives Quality of Respect! Wife gives Quality of Love! But Friendship gives Quality of Heart!

  17. Money Loss Nothing Loss

    18. Money loss nothing loss time loss something loss but . . . . . . Character loss everything loss.

  18. Someday you may lose your hair.

    19. Someday you may lose your hair. you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind. But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks. because you cant lose what you don't have!

  19. What is a grownup joke?

    20. A sardarji's boy asked his dad: What is a grownup joke? Sardar ji replied: any joke which is eighteen years old

  20. A sardar goes to a restaurant

    21. A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?

  21. You are seeing my wife

    22. Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto...:D

  22. Latest version of java

    23. Interviewer asked sardarji: Which are the 2 latest versions of java? Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

  23. Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

    24. In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.

  24. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?

    25. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.

  25. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

    26. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

  26. Sardar going to shikaar

    27. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

  27. A child after 3 month of marriage

    28. A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

  28. Chemical symbols & sardar

    29. Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA

  29. Sardar was busy removing a wheel

    30. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

  30. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

    31. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

  31. If things r happening

    32. If things r happening according to ur wish, u r lucky! But if they r not, u r very lucky, Bcoz they r hapning according to God's wish!

  32. Be my friend forever

    33. I may lose something today I may get anything else tomorrow. But, I can never lose and ever get one thing and thats 'YOU' So, be my friend forever!

  33. Is that a sun or moon

    34. A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..