Education, Money, Wife & Friendship

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1. If ur friendship be money

If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If your friendship be love, I'll be luckiest man. But your friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man.

2. SEND me all UR MONEY

Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

3. Money is just a piece of paper

I met money 1 day I said: U r just a piece of paper. Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper, but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.

4. Love more important than money

All say that love is more important than money.. Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;)

5. Friendship is heart of life

Birth is start of life Beauty is art of life Love is part of life Death is last of life But Friendship is heart of life Love you friends

6. Successful people make money

Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do. (Wayne Dyer)

7. Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

8. Rs.500 for each money-saving idea

Company offered Rs.500 for each money-saving idea submitted by it's employees. First prize went to the employee who suggested the award be cut to Rs.250:p

9. Angry wife to her husband

An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]

10. Money wrapped in a rubber band?

Sardarji to others: Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band? One said, Yes I did Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day, I found the rubberband!

11. Want to make money through facebook?

Wanna make money through Facebook...?? Go to: Account-> account settings-> and click on De-activate your Account than Start Working...!! Lolz :-P

12. Give me a pocket full of money

Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a big vehicle full of girls. God replied:your wish is fullfilled & He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p

13. Keep the lamp of friendship

Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of Love, because Sun rises in the east and set in the west but the Friendship rises in the Heart and sets after death.

14. One day Friendship & Love met one-another.

One day Friendship & Love met one-another. Love asked Friendship - "Why do You exist if I'm there?" So Friendship said - "To give a Smile to those eyes in which You leave Tears."

15. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife […]

16. Love,Smile,Pleasure and Friendship

LOVE: increase ur heart value SMILE: increase ur face value PLEASURE: increase ur mind value FRIENDSHIP: increase ur life value...! u r good friend...

17. FRIENDSHIP is just like water

FRIENDSHIP is just like "H2O" No Colour No Shape No Place No Size No Money No Rich No Poor But still essential for living & forever..

18. WIFE IS DANGEROUS

LOVE IS LIFE LIFE IS WIFE WIFE IS KNIFE and KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

19. Friendship gives our heart a lift

Friendship Is A Treasured Gift That Gives Our Heart A Lift A Blessing We Just Cannot Do Without Because Friendship Is What Living Is All About ...

20. Coins of love, life, wife, love

"LOVE"is a Small Coin "LIFE" is a BIG Coin "Wife" is a Lucky Coin "Lover" is a Sweet Coin BUT, "FRIENDSHIP" is a GOLD Coin Keep it safe it..!

21. Strange But True About Love & Friendship

Read Carefully And Get The Meaning "Minimum Love is Friendship" & "Maximum Friendship is Love" Strange But True.. !!

22. Wife said I'm dying

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

23. Difference between wife & saali

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

24. When friendship break life falls

When clouds break rain falls. When coconut break water falls. when love break tears falls but when friendship break life falls so never break friendship.

25. Husband to a newly wed wife

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

26. Friendship is a Golden Chain

Friendship is a Golden Chain Between 2 Hearts. Sharing 8 Feelings. +Love +Sad +Happy +Truth +Faith +Secret +Help +Feelings... =Friendship

27. Love is possible after friendship

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured....!!!

28. Friendship is not history 2 forget

Friendship is not history 2 forget Friendship is not maths 2 calculate Friendship is not english 2 learn its only chemical locha dont try to understand it just enjoy it

29. Friendship and Love are medicine

Friendship and Love are medicine for any kind of pain but be sure that there is no medicine in the world for pain given by Love and Friendship.

30. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

31. Wife Happy New Year Message

My New Year Is Happy, Because You Are In My Life, You Have Been My Rock, Lover And Confident. I Am Very Happy That You Are My Wife. If I Could Relive The Past, I Would Not Have Taken So Long To Make You My Wife.

32. Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]

33. Happy Mother's Day To Wife!

You are one fabulous wife. You are a brilliant mother. You are a phenomenal woman. All that you do makes my life more wonderful than you may ever know. Happy Mother's Day To My Dearest Wife!