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Wait for the waiter
When You "Wait" For A Waiter In A Restaurant,
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Aren't You The Waiter?:p
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?
When you wait for someone for few minutes, its your NEED. For few hours, its your TRUST. For few weeks, its your FRIENDSHIP But to wait when you know, the person will not come, its your LOVE....
Just because you know someone would wait for you forever, it doesn't mean that you can let them wait that long
Never wait until tomorrow to hug someone you could hug today, Because when you give one, you get one right back your way.
Prayers are invisible, But they make imposible things possible It is ALLAH's job to work the wonders. Our part is the most simple PRAY, BELIEVE n WAIT... :)
I Will Wait .. Till The Day "I" Can Forget "You" .. Or The Day You Realize "You" Cannot Forget "Me" ..
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore. Happy Valentine's Day
Time doesn't wait, if you think you might have found the right one, treasure the person, don€™t let that person get away. Don€™t let fear hold you back. Give it a try else you might regret later... "No one other than ourselves know what can truly makes us happy."
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant.
Side effect of excess study :p A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they r afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples up top […]
Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok? Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you"d ordered that.....
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?
BREAKUPS Aren't Always Meant To Make Up, Sometimes They Happen To Give You A Chance To WAKE UP
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Life Is Like A Cafeteria. You Take Your Tray Select Your Food & Pay At The Other End. You Can Get Anything You Want As Long As You're Willing To Pay The Price In Cafeteria. If You Wait For People To Serve You, You'll Wait Forever. Life Is Like That Too. You Make The Choices […]
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When I came home in the rain, My Brother Asked: Why U Didn't take an Umbrella. Sister:(Advised) why didn't U wait till rain stopped. Father(Angrily): Warned! only after getting cold, U will realize. . Mother: while drying my Hair, said, "STUPID RAIN! couldn't it wait, till my child came home." Thats MAA (Mother)
If you wait for happy moments, You will wait forever. But If you start believing that you are happy, You will be happy forever.
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Its Difficult To Wait For Someone , And Its Difficult To Forget Someone ! But The Most Difficult Thing Is To Decide Whether To Wait Or To Forget Someone.....!!
Right Now I Am Sitting In A Crowd But Your Name Makes Me Feel Proud You Aren't With Me Right Now But Your Words Are Enough To Cool Me Down Even In This Crowd ,I Am Thinking Of You.. Because All I Want Is, You. Distance Doesn't Matter To Me Now I Wish I Could […]
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Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook 1.Upload a new profile pic 2.Wait for everyone & I mean almost everyone to like and or comment "cute,"cho..chweet","awww","awesome" etc.. 3.Be happy... 4.Respond to every comment and like INDIVIDUALLY 5.Be happy again!!! 6.Goto step 1. :p
Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, It says no and gives u something better, It says wait and gives u the Best!
Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't ever forget. And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.